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Disclaimer: I don't own Les Mis.


Cosette: I hear that you and Éponine are dating now.

Marius: Yeah we are.

Cosette: So you two just start dating right after I told you that I was dating Enjolras?

Marius: That's correct.

Cosette: That's a bit strange. Don't you think?

Marius: Why do you say that?

Cosette: Well it almost seems like you're trying to make me jealous.

Marius: Is it working?

Cosette: I'll answer only if you are jealous of me dating Enjolras.

Marius: Fine. I'm jealous.

Cosette: You're not saying that just so you could get an answer out of me are you?

Marius is offline.

Cosette: He's jealous.


Éponine: Wanna do something fun?

Combeferre: Like what?

Éponine: Wanna go to Taco Bell?

Combeferre: GOD 'PONINE, I'M ON A ALL CARB DIET!

Éponine: Sorry I asked.


Gavroche: Cosette just told me how jealous you are of her.

Marius: How does she know I'm jealous?

Gavroche: Everyone can see it.

Marius: Is it that obvious?

Gavroche: Yeah.

Marius: Wow.

Gavroche: Just remember.

Marius: Remember what?

Gavroche: I know people WHO WILL KILL YOU if you hurt my sister.

Marius: I know. You keep reminding me every five minutes.

Gavroche: I just wanted to make that clear.

Marius: You have. Several times.

Gavroche: Good.


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