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Disclaimer: I don't own Les Mis.
Cosette: I hear that you and Éponine are dating now.
Marius: Yeah we are.
Cosette: So you two just start dating right after I told you that I was dating Enjolras?
Marius: That's correct.
Cosette: That's a bit strange. Don't you think?
Marius: Why do you say that?
Cosette: Well it almost seems like you're trying to make me jealous.
Marius: Is it working?
Cosette: I'll answer only if you are jealous of me dating Enjolras.
Marius: Fine. I'm jealous.
Cosette: You're not saying that just so you could get an answer out of me are you?
Marius is offline.
Cosette: He's jealous.
Éponine: Wanna do something fun?
Combeferre: Like what?
Éponine: Wanna go to Taco Bell?
Combeferre: GOD 'PONINE, I'M ON A ALL CARB DIET!
Éponine: Sorry I asked.
Gavroche: Cosette just told me how jealous you are of her.
Marius: How does she know I'm jealous?
Gavroche: Everyone can see it.
Marius: Is it that obvious?
Gavroche: Yeah.
Marius: Wow.
Gavroche: Just remember.
Marius: Remember what?
Gavroche: I know people WHO WILL KILL YOU if you hurt my sister.
Marius: I know. You keep reminding me every five minutes.
Gavroche: I just wanted to make that clear.
Marius: You have. Several times.
Gavroche: Good.
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