GuestGal:
*Shatters windows with an extreme shriek of AWWWWWWWW*
THAT WAS SO CUTE AND ADORABLE AND TAVROS AND MINDFANG AND
*continues to shriek with happiness*
-D'aaaaaawwwww (-/3/-) I made you fangirl... (Don't actually break the windows though, expensive as balls) :)
ShavixxShadows:
BLEHGGHGJgd AHHHHHH THIS CHAPTER I CANT EVEN AND THE WAY IT ENDED JUST- NGHHHHHHHHHH dies
-DON'T DIE ON ME! IT'S NOT OVER YET!
clawedShadows:
I'm too lazy to log in so I'm using my chum handle to review since my name is long as s***- (I'm on a phone I don't have Pesterchum shhhhhh)
Anyways, I wanted to say I LOVE this story! It's the greatest story I have read ever, and I want to just hug and love on you, and when I log in I am favoriting this for all to know how much I love it! I hope your laptop raises from the dead and works once more. (Just don't let it eat you, zombie laptops are scary as s***)
-I KNOOOOOOOW Zombie laptops all up and "ZOM-NOM-NOM-NOM" on my gigabytes... I'm running out of power!
GoggleHeadOtaku:
Th1s. Just. Fuck1ng adorabl3. 1 hav3 no mor3 words.
-Why thank you, I'm glad you gave this a chance! ^_^ I STOLE ALL YOUR WORDS == ALL OF THEM == :]
MY DEAR NEW MEMBERS OF THE COALITION AND SUGOI!
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THANK YOU FOR BELIEVING IN ME!
*DEAR IRONICALLY SUGOI FANS! I have made a one-shot (that I might expand into a short story series) of Dave and Bro called One Year Later, if you haven't read it please do! Here's the link!
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On to the story:
Dave Poking-Tavros Strider here, watching Tavros twitch his toes and Gamzee start to blubber-honk.
I texted Bro saying I'll be a while and brought out my camera, I snapped pictures and we kept poking Tavros, who was blushing, crying, and smiling. It made a great picture... I know this stuff will make great memories. I smile behind my camera and keep snapping a few more photos. I adjusted my shutter speed and messed around with my settings before I continued. I snapped a picture of everyone together right before Rose's mom walked in. She had a slightly darker blonde color than Rose and Roxy, short like theirs but more of a slanted bob to her neck, her lab coat nice, a white modern dress under it with a pink tie being the only color on her. Her eyes were a lavender and she nodded at me when our eyes met.
"Doctor... I can feel my toes and legs!" Tavros burst out smiling, he turned to look over his shoulder at her.
"That's incredible Mr. Nitram, let me just do a small procedure and we can talk to you and Mr. Rufioh about your physical rehabilitation... We may be able to get you in early if you continue to heal so quickly." She smiled with a deep berry tinted smile. What's p with Lalonde chicks and dark make-up?
"That'd be wicked miraculous Doc..." Gamzee smiled
"Well Mr. Makara we'll do the best we can while making sure he's well relaxed too. For now though, I need you to lie back down and relax dear."
"Oh-okay, I'm just happy..." Tavros blushed
"That's fine, but don't strain yourself, you still need rest."
"Sheeeeeeee's right Pupa... don't need you messing up aaaaaaaall their hard work." Vriska drawled out, Tavros smiled and started to talk to her and Gamzee while the Lalonde mom came up to me and Dirk.
"So you're Dave? Rose, and Roxy have mentioned you quite a bit." She smiled and glanced at Dirk, "HE tried to play it cool." She then smirked
"Well I hope those girls said good things about me Ms. Lalonde." I joke
"Oh yes they have... though I'm more curious to what they didn't say... and call me Rene` please." She smiled, "Dirk and you are together now, right?"
"Mom..." Dirk groaned, I chuckled at his ears turning pink and felt him nudge me.
"Yeah, we're totally lesbians together." I joke
"Oh good, I'm glad to see him happy." She laughed, "Shouldn't you be in school?" She looked at all of us and smirked at Karkat and Nepeta's 'eep' faces.
"We got permithion to thkip today." Sollux answered, "The thcool knowth."
"Y-yeah, besides this is more important." Karkat mumbled
"I was just kidding, oh and Kanaya tell your sister Porrim I love this dress she made me." Rene` smiled
"I will, she was just talking about your order for next week." Kanaya smiled politely, "You and Rose will have to join us for tea."
"We shall the next time I'm not on call." Rene` nodded, "Now I have to leave, but make sure Tavros is well rested, no excitment yet." She waved at us and left the room.
"Dave why the ever-loving fuck do you have a camera?" Karkat asked once the door closed
"Stealing your soul, why else?" I shrug
"Dave can I see purr-tty please?" Nepeta grinned
"Not yet... I'm gonna talk to Karkat's uncle about using this stuff in the show. Be surprised then..." I smirk before putting it back in my capchalog.
"Awww... whale if you don't mind then? Can you make the 'Little Mermaid' play posters? We'd love it if you could do something artsy!" Feferi cheered
"Sure... When'd be good?"
"Howw bout tomoroww after school, wwe'll do it before rehearsal." Eridan offered
"Sure, Dirk you coming with?"
Dirk shook his head, "I'm gonna work on my robotics project... Captor's bro gave us a big one... and I've been distracted." He shrugged but I saw the slight blush and smile.
"Yeah Dave'th been dithtracting you alright..." Sollux smirked
"How's your programing project going Sollux?" Aradia smiled at him as he shrugged
"Haven't thtarted yet, he'th prolly not gonna bother looking over it anywayth..."
"Sollux that's due TOMORROW!" Karkat snapped
"KK, I'm the betht hacker here. Remember your latht laptop?"
"WORST CODE EVER ASS-DOUCHE MY CRAB OF A DAD IS STILL PISSED ABOUT THE HOLE IT MADE IN MY TREE-HIVE!" Karkat yelled
"Tree-hive?" I asked
"Karkles wanted a tree house when he was a boy... so when the plans were drawn and they went on vacation, Sollux hacked the compter's files and switched the blueprints." Terezi cackled
"Now the tree has a big buoy-tiful beehive shaped hideout!"
"And he even painted it an uncouth honey yellow..." Equius added
"And gave Karkitty a cute little bumblebee costume!" Nepeta grinned holding her hands up
"WHY DO YOU FUCKERS KNOW THAT PART?" Karkat shouted
"Buzth Buzth KK." Sollux snickered
"YOU GOG DAMNED BULGE BITER!" Karkat shouted turning red
"Kiiiiiiiinky Karkat." Vriska cackled
"YOU MOTHER-MMF!" Gamzee came behind him and softly shooshed Karkat
"Now now pale-bro, take a motherfucking chill pill and all up and be happy! Tav-bro's gotta get his recupering on." He cooed
"That's okay Gamzee, I uh, like things all normal." Tavros smiled, "And uh besides... if Karkat got all calm and quiet I think Hell would be snowing..." He blushed
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"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" We all burst out laughing.
"Tavros, fucking Nitram just burned Karkat!" Vriska snorted
"Oh fuck all of you in particular..." Karkat grumbled as I leant on him gasping for air
"Oh Jegus... that was funny..." I chuckled, "Tav, nice one." I held out my fist beside his. He blinked at me before I smirked, "Don't leave me hanging bro..."
"Uh okay..." He softly bunped me back and I gave a small nod. I turned and wrapped my arm around Dirk's shoulder he smirked at me before I gave a small wave.
"We gotta roll out for now, Tav once you're out we're throwing you a party." I tell him.
"Wicked idea Dave." Gamzee smiled, "I'm gonna bring some of my motherfucking wicked elixer."
"Sweet, I'll leave the party leader as Karkat." I nod and pulled Dirk behind as I flashed out of there.
"WHY ME?!" I heard him call out I laughed as Dirk and I ran out. I sighed once we stepped outside; slowing down to an easy stride.
"So... where to?" Dirk smiled
"Bro needs food and I'm gonna have to cook it..." I groan, I'm not exactly a gourmet chef but I can dish out simple shit. I held Dirk's hand, intertwining the fingers now.
"Want some help?" Dirk offered
"That'd be hella rad babe." I grin opening the truck door. "Where's the grocery store from here?" I ask
"Go down Lohac drive to Lofaf avenue and there's a shopping center there." Dirk pointed, "Bout a mile"
"Cool" I nod before turning the engine. I notice Dirk's holding his phone for once and the smallest of frowns is on his lips. "What's wrong babe?"
"Hmm, nothing much..." He sighs
"It's cool if you don't wanna talk about it, but you're frowning." I glance at him, "You look better with a smile."
"Aw Daaave..." He sarcastically swoons in his seat while I just scoff
"Like I don't make you go 'doki doki' for real..." I smirk
"Oh yeah, my heart's a broken record going all brokoro." He plays along before I gently hold his hand and brake at the light. "It's my pesterchum... It's an explosion of Jake's green and Janey's light blue... She's sending me pictures of my tux-to-wear, Jake's begging me mot to go to the bachlorette party but go to the bachelor's as his 'best-mate' and AR's poking his cyberspace nose in my shit." Dirk explains softly, it's just... tiresome.
"Anything I can do?" I offer
"Nah... I don't want you wrapped up in this as much as I don't wanna be wrapped up..." He shrugs, "I guess just be with me?"
"Fuck yeah, I'm not going anywhere." I nod
"Good..." He smiles before kissing my cheek as I turn into the shopping center.
"I do have another question though..."
"What?" Dirk asks as I turn the ignition
"What should I wear?"
