Denmark: I can pole dance for you if you want

Denmark: Whoo! Party! Norge will bring the alcohol!

Norway: ….

Russia: ack! Um hey. Hey honeys your crushing me.

Russia: That is okay!

America: Then who's son is he?

America: How should I know? He ain't mine, and that's all that really matters, right?

England: It's, is not! I will not stand for you to butcher the Queen's language!

America: Whatever. Ain't is fun to say!

France: I dare you to let swizterland gun slap you

France: Do wh- *Switzerland smashes gun across France's face* …O-oui! That hurt!

Germany: German sparkle party! What do you say?

Germany: Uh….what?

Kat: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THAT! *plays German Sparkle Party song and strobe lights* Dance, Germany, dance!

Germany: I-I don't get it…

Kat: *throws glitter everywhere* You too Austria!

Prussia: *dances in Austria's face* C'mon West! German Sparkle Party!

Kat: Whooooo!

Love,

Lucky Evonel