R.O.B.

A/N:Hey, I'm alive! How bout that. Long story on why I've been AWOL, but the good part involves me not dying!

I honestly have no clue. One day, I'm fighting Samus and Zel, and this little "Robot" (that's what Samus yelled) comes out of nowhere to attack us, and launches me half way across the Bridge of Eldin! . We just kinda accepted it into the Brawl, and Ko'ed it, no problem. (I won, of course.)

Afterwards, Hand claimed that it was supposed to be a surprise last-minute addition, and I may have lost my temper. But then, the damned thing started showing up in every other place I went, and claimed that it was "sent from a point in the future, to protect and train you, in preparation for the greatest battle this world has ever seen."

I'll admit, the thing knew how to appeal to my ego. Until I found out that the thing had told everyone in the Mansion the same story, effectively keeping me from bragging.

Fucking robots.

A/N: Meh. Not my best chapter. Also, I replaced Lyn's chapter (#3), and made it slightly better, as well as completely rewriting Link's chapter (#12) Check them out, if you wanna.