Pairing: Naruto/Hinata, Deadpool/Kurenai and MORE!!
Rating: M
Author's Note: Warning! This chapter contains a lemon!
Chapter 28: Shikamaru's Training… And Visitor
'Ah man…. This is such a drag…' Shikamaru thought as he went about doing his daily chores. 'Why can't I go find Asuma sensei and play go with him? I'm supposed to be training for the preliminaries, not folding clothes.' He thought miserably as he dropped all the clean clothes in the hamper. Then his mother walked up behind him, holding a list of chores.
"O.K, Shika. After you're done with the laundry, I'd like you to clean the dirty dishes, water the flowers in the garden, wash the windows, mow the lawn, and feed the deer. And don't give me any lip about doing it. I don't ask for much around here, so this shouldn't be so demanding. I'm going into town to do some errands." She finished in a stern tone. Shikamaru looked at her and sighed.
"Yes, ma'am…." He mumbled as he picked up the hamper filled with their clothes. He was heading toward his room when he heard his mother's voice.
"Shika!" Shikamaru turned and saw his mother walking his way.
"Yes mom?" His mother walked right up and gave her son a motherly kiss on the cheek.
"Love you, sweetie…" She sang in a sweet voice. And despite Shikamaru's nature, he smiled faintly.
"I love you too, mom…" He replied as he returned to his chores. His mother smiled and made her way to the door.
'What a good boy.' She thought happily as she left.
(Two Hours Later)
"Finally! All the freaking chores are finally done!" Shikamaru groaned as he lied o the grass, staring up into the sky. He was covered in dirt, grass and sweat. And he untied his hair band, allowing his hair to fall to his shoulders. Shikamaru laid on the soft grass and lazily watched the clouds roll by. The wind started to pick up a little and was making relaxing sounds as it passed through the trees. In the distance, Shikamaru could hear birds singing. This was the perfect time for Shikamaru. 'Man… this is the life…. No chores, no noise, no nothing….' He thought as he was about to fall asleep.
"Sorry son…" Shikamaru's eyes popped open and looked to see who it was. It was Shikaka Nara, carrying a Go board. "Your mother had me running errands. Are you done with your chores yet?" Shikamaru sighed and sat up.
"Yes…. I did the laundry, dishes, washed the windows, watered the garden, mowed the lawn and fed the deer." Shikaka chuckled.
"Good… I know you want to relax. But you need to keep your mind sharp. So lets play a few matches of Go." He sat down and placed the Go board between him and his son.
'Ah well…. It was nice while it lasted.' Shikamaru thought as he sat down with his father.
(Three Hours Later)
"Looks like I win again, son. That's 25 to 24. Do you want a rematch to see if we can tie again?" Shikaka asked. Shikamaru only yawned.
"Nah…. After 49 matches, I'm getting kinda bored." He yawned as he sprawled himself across the ground, staring into the sky.
"Fine…." Shikaka sighed as he got to his feet. "Your mother should be here soon from her errands. Then we're gonna leave for a night on the town. We probably won't be back until around 9pm." He informed as he walked away with the Go board under his arm. Shikamaru closed his eyes.
"What(Yawn!)ever…" The lazy ninja yawned as he watched the clouds roll by. 'Gees…. This is such a drag…. A whole month of constant training and no time to relax. And when I become a Chunin, I'll be getting more difficult missions and will get even less time to relax. This seriously blows.' But unbeknownst to him, someone was standing over him.
"So this is how you train? You play board games and take naps? Hmm…." Shikamaru's eyes snapped open to see who was talking. Standing right above him, stood Temari, grinning devilishly.
"What are you doing here, Temari? Shouldn't you be training?" Shikamaru asked with a eyebrow raised.
"Shouldn't you?" Temari countered. And when Shikamaru didn't answer, she continued. "I was just in the neighborhood and saw you being lazy. You know? You should really consider training harder. Because with me, you'll really need it if you even dream of beating me." The blond said, hoping to get a reaction from the Nara. Shikamaru got onto his feet and sighed heavily.
"Training is too(Yawn!)troublesome…. And besides, I don't have to train to beat you. I use strategies to win in a fight, not strength. You should've figured that out when I fought that Kin chick." But the sand ninja only laughed.
"So do I." Temari said as she started walking towards Shikamaru, with a devilish grin on her face. "So lets spare and see who can beat who in a hand-to-hand fight." The challenge caught Shikamaru off guard.
"You want to spare with you opponent? Before the preliminaries?" He asked, clearly confused.
"Sure, why not? She asked with her hands on her hips. "It's just a friendly sparing match between Genins. There shouldn't be much harm in it. And I'll go easy on you, if you'd like." She offered as she dropped her humongous fan. Shikamaru sighed, and walked forward.
'Troublesome chick…' "Fine…. But then you'll leave." The two stood ten feet away when Temari started. She charged the Nara and sent a barrage of light punches and kick at him. But to Temari's surprise, the seemingly lazy Shikamaru managed to block and deflect her attacks with ease. Then Shikamaru countered with a sweeping kick. Temari saw it and back flipped to avoid it. Then when she regained her footing, she stared at Shikamaru, impressed.
'Looks like you have a few surprises, huh Shikamaru?' "Well, well, well? Looks like the seemingly lazy Nara has some skills he's been hiding. I guess you're not as lazy as you make people believe." Shikamaru charged her this time. He swung a kick, but Temari was ready. She merely side stepped him, grabbed the leg he kicked with, and forced him to the ground. Then the sand ninja pounced on the Nara and pinned him and pinned him down on the ground. She placed his legs on his chest, with her knees pinning Shikamaru's shoulders down. He tried to push her off, but to no success. Shikamaru then looked up and saw Temari looking back at him, with a cocky smile plastered on her face. She bent down so her face was RIGHT in front of his, with their foreheads touching. "I win." She said in a sweet voice. Shikamaru blushed, but didn't change his demeanor.
"O.K, you win. Just get off me before my mo…."
"Shikamaru Nara! Who is that girl?! And why is she sitting on your chest?! And why are your faces so close?!" The two turned and saw Shikamaru's mother, with her hands on her hips and with a eyebrow raised. Temari smiled and laughed nervously.
"H….Hello Mrs. Nara. My names Temari, and I was just having a sparing match with your son. The reason our faces were so close was because I won and was rubbing his face in it." She explained in a sweet and innocent voice. Shikamaru's mom kept her eyebrow raised, but didn't continue about it.
"Fine….. Shikamaru! Me and your father are going out. We'll be back around 9.…" Then she looked at Temari, then back to her son. "And don't be rude to our guest! Invite her in and be a gentlemen by offer her something to drink!" She ordered was she walked away. Temari then turned back to Shikamaru and smiled.
"Well? Aren't you gonna invite me into your house?" The blond asked, still sitting on Shikamaru's chest. He looked at her, with a neutral expression.
"Maybe, if you'd so kindly get off me so I could get up."
"Far enough…" Temari sighed as she swung one of her legs over Shikamaru's head. And in that time frame, Shikamaru got a good glimpse at what she was wearing underneath it. He suddenly felt his cheeks burning, and quickly rolled so Temari didn't see.
(Inside Shikamaru's House)
Shikamaru was in the kitchen getting sodas, at Temari's request. 'What is Temari planning? First she shows up, wanting to spare. Then she finds a way to get into my house. I have a sneaky suspicion she has something planned.' He thought as he brought him and Temari a soda.
"Thanks, Shika." Temari thanked sweetly, using Shikamaru's pet name his mom gave him. "You know? You look more serious with your hair hanging down." She continued as she took a drink.
"How did you know my mom calls me "Shika"?" Shikamaru asked. Temari took another sip, then smiled.
"Your mom calls you "Shika" too? I didn't know that. I just thought "Shika" was a good nickname for you…. Are you nervous around me?" She asked with a sly smile on her face and her arms across her chest. Shikamaru blushed a little.
"Yes…. Being my opponent, I can only suspect you're here to steal secrets from me so you can use them against me during the preliminaries." He answered, as he quickly mastered his emotions. But Temari kept baiting him.
"Are you saying you don't trust me?"
"Yes. I saw what you brother did to Ino. So since you're his older sister, I can only imagine what you're capable of." He answered, with heated words. Temari sighed.
"Look…. I'm sorry Gaara did that to her…. He's been like that for a long time, and it's neither mine or my other brother's fault. He's a little psycho. But I'm not like that." Temari explained, sounding sincere. But Shikamaru didn't buy it.
"Whatever. I still don't trust you." Temari frowned, but suddenly got a evil idea.
"W…What? You don't trust me? Who couldn't trust a pretty face like mine? Don't you think I'm cute?" She asked in a shy voice, as she pretended to be hurt by what Shikamaru said. She used the puppy dog eyes and made her bottom lip quiver. He blushed and looked away. When that didn't work, Temari went all out. She slowly unfastened her sash. When it was off, she opened her Kimono slightly, revealing you well developed body underneath. Shikamaru saw she was wearing a long sleeved fishnet shirt, with fishnet short that stopped at her knees. He also saw she black bra and matching panties. Shikamaru blushed so hard it felt like his face was on fire.
"W…What are y…you doing?!" He asked as he backed away, shocked at what his "guest" was doing in front of him. Temari blushed and giggled in a soft voice.
"I think we should play a game, since you like playing them….." She said in a seductive voice. "It's called Cat and Mouse. I'll be the hungry cat, and you'll be the mouse who runs away." She walked right in front of him. "Ready?" Shikamaru panicked and started running. "Go!!" Temari went chasing after the boy.
'Holy shit! What the hell is with this chick?!' Shikamaru thought frantically as he ran down the halls, with Temari right on his heels. The chase continued throughout his house with Shikamaru screaming and Temari following close behind.
(20 Minutes Later)
"What do you want?!" Shikamaru asked as Temari dragged him through the house, looking for his room. His ankles and wrists were bound together by rope Temari had with her. Temari looked at her prisoner and smiled.
"What I came here to do in the first place, Shika." She answered sweetly as she entered Shikamaru's room. Temari flung him on his bed and shut the door behind her. The trapped Nara didn't know how he should feel. Rather to be excited, or terrified. He thought his question was answered when she crawled into bed with him, carrying a kunai in her hand. He closed his eyes, no wanting to see it coming. RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPP! The next thing he knew, his shirt was sliced in two, revealing his chest to the cool air in his room.
"Oooooh….." Temari cooed mischievously. "Look at that well managed chest." She threw the kunai aside and straddled into Shikamaru's lap.
"T…Temari! W…what are you doing?! W…we shouldn't be d…." He was cut off when Temari connected her lips with his, silencing him. Temari shot her tongue into his mouth and swirled around, exploring everything there was to explore. When they separated, there was a long line of saliva stringing from both their lips. Shikamaru was speechless and unable to comprehend what just took place.
"I caught you far and square, mousy." Temari purred as she licked her lips. "So now you're at my mercy."
Warning! Lemon Alert!
Temari started kissing Shikamaru on the lips, then made her way down to his neck. She teased him by lightly licking it, then blowing. This sent shivers down Shikamaru's spine. Temari then started nibbling on his ear, while massaging his bare chest. "T…Temari….." Shikamaru groaned, but Temari placed a finger on his lips, signaling him to stop talking.
"Shika….." She whispered softly into his ear. "Please, just let me have this. I know you want this too, right?" The trapped boy blushed, but still held his neutral look.
"I…I'm fine with your games…. I would only request you untie me, at least…. So I'm not completely useless…" He then stared down, too embarrassed to look at her in the face.
"Can I trust you?" She asked, emphasizing trust.
"Y…yes…. You can trust me…" He answered in a shaky voice. Temari thought about it.
"Well…… I suppose I can trust you…" She want and got the kunai she threw aside earlier. And in two quick slices, the ropes around his wrists and ankles were severed, freeing him. Shikamaru considered running, but he couldn't. he found her too beautiful to run from. So Shikamaru continued from where Temari started. He started nibbling on Temari's ear, receiving moans of pleasure from her.
"Oh…. Shikamaru…. T…that feel so good…." She whined. Temari then started removing her fishnet shirt, leaving only her bra. Shikamaru stopped nibbling and looked at her well developed breasts. Temari saw him staring and blushed. "It's O.K, Shika…. You only needed to ask…" She reached behind and unclipped her bra, revealing her bare breasts to the world. Shikamaru started sweating and he hesitantly started massaging them with both hands. Temari moaned at the feeling, so Shikamaru increased the speed. "S…Shika…" Temari gasped. "S…Suck on them. I want you to suck my tits…" She pleaded. Shikamaru obeyed and slowly brought his mouth around her left nipple. He took it in, and swirled it around in his mouth. Temari started panting at the pleasant sensation the ravaged her body. After a minute, Shikamaru releases her nipple and blows on it, making it erect. Then starts on the right one, while massaging the other. Temari's hand ventured it's way downward and stopped at Shikamaru's crotch, where she felt a bulge. "Oh… what's this, Shika?" Shikamaru stopped sucking and gulped. Temari started rubbing the bulge in his pants, earning pleasure filled groans. "Shika…. Lay on your back…. And let me do the rest." She panted into his ear. He complied. Now Shikamaru lied flat on his back, with Temari kneeling in between his legs. She reached down, unzipped his pants, and out came his manhood. The sand kunoichi blushed at the sight. She then bent down, and slowly started licking his penis. Starting from the bottom and rising to the tip.
"Oh….. Temari…. That feels so good…." Shikamaru groaned as Temari kept licking. Then, Temari went all the way and took his entire penis in her mouth. Shikamaru jumped at the tingling sensation he was feeling all of the sudden. Temari moaned into his dick, where the vibrations only intensified the pleasure for Shikamaru. Then, when he thought it was over, Temari started bobbing her head up and down. Now he gripped his bed sheets, as pleasure washed over him as if her was in a shower. "T…Temari! I…I'm gonna cum!" And he did, all over Temari's chest. She merely used his bed sheets to wipe it off. Then before she could say anything, Shikamaru grabbed her by the shoulders and switched spots. "Now it's my turn…." He said as he spread her legs open and removed her fishnet shorts and panties, revealing her glistening vagina. Temari immediately placed her hands in front of her womanhood, hiding it from Shikamaru. He looked and saw Temari's face all red, clearly from embarrassment. Shikamaru laughed. "What's wrong? Don't tell me you're getting shy on me." He reached out and removed her hands. "See? There's nothing wrong with it."
"Great going!" Temari cried, while turning red and hiding her face in her hands. "You just had to go and say something that'd embarrass me!" Shikamaru ignored her and placed his lips in between her legs. He blew softly, teasing Temari. Then he started giving her pussy long slow licks. Temari's body lunged forward, moving towards Shikamaru's mouth. "Sh…Shikamaru! O…. Oh… Keep licking! Th.. That feel a…amazing!" She cried as he grabbed him by the back of the head and pressed him further into her pussy. Shikamaru grabbed Temari by her hips and raised her up, while she wrapped her legs around his neck. Now he started digging his tongue into her entrance, earning a scream of passion. "Keep doing that! Please Shika, don't stop!" Temari pleaded as she massaged her breasts to increase her pleasure. Shikamaru nodded and consumed her entire vagina in his mouth. Temari grasped the bed as she felt her climax nearing. "Sh…Shika! I…I…I'm gonna cum!!" Her juices sprayed all over Shikamaru's face. He used his bed sheets to wipe it off while Temari laid on his bed, sweating and panting.
"T…Temari….." Shikamaru started as he removed his pants. "D…did you perform the jutsu yet?" Temari lifted her head and smiled.
"Yes….. Right before I came…." Shikamaru grinned devilishly as he got on his back. Temari got the message and crawled on top of him. She grasped his penis in one hand and slowly lowered herself onto his member. She cringed in pain, but quickly mastered it. Shikamaru moaned in pure pleasure at the new feeling her was experiencing. Then Temari started moving upwards, only to drop back down. Both cried in bliss as they moved in sequence. Shikamaru grabbed Temari by the waist while she held on to his shoulders. "Shikamaru…. I….It feel s…so good. Please…. Don't stop!" She cried and tears started falling from her eyes. Shikamaru started pumping harder and faster, receiving a cry a passion from Temari with every thrust. That's when Temari felt her climax coming. "Shikamaru! I'm gonna cum!!" She cried as she grabbed his shoulders with bone crushing pressure.
"Me too!!" Shikamaru groaned as he help her tightly. The two cried as they came together. Temari collapsed upon Shikamaru and fainted from the amazing feeling. Shikamaru was still conscious, but extremely exhausted. He tried to move Temari's sleeping body off him, but it was like he was like his strength was sapped right out of him, because he couldn't move her. Too tired to try anything else, he just lied there, slowly falling asleep himself. 'I'm so dead when mom and dad show up…. Ah well, at least I won't die a virgin…' He concluded as he drifted off to sleep, with Temari's naked sleeping body sprawled across him.
END LEMON!
To Be Continued……
DAMN!!!!! Shikamaru scored!!! Damn! I got complaints saying the last lemon wasn't that long. So what do you think now?!! Is it good enough now?! YEAH!!!! This story has exceeded over a hundred thousand words!!! I'd like to thank VFSNAKE for giving me the idea for the Shikamaru/Temari lemon!! Thanks man!! Mr. Alaska still has a poll that need to be voted upon, so GET VOTING!! I want to see who I meet next! Is it gonna be Spider-Man, The Hulk, Blade, or Agent X?! You decide!! Please leave plenty of reviews! Smell y'all later!!!!!
