Finn and Junko's Amazonian Mayhem Adventure

The Storm hawks were currently in Terra Atmosia, more specifically, in the library hoping to find anything about the Dragondanes. Covered in books the squadron had been at this for almost four hours and let's just say one amongst the entire squadron have had enough.

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" screamed Finn at the top of his lungs only to be shushed by the librarian.

"Finn, please calm down." said Junko

"How can you guys be this calm? I am so bored. There has got to be something else we could be doing. Like fighting Dak's forces or something." said Finn

"Dak has been quiet and the other Sky knight squadrons have been able to do fine. Besides, we already have the advantage with the first key." said Piper

This didn't made Finn feel any better. This had been a little slow and a little too cryptic for Finn's taste.

"Come on guys let's go get some adventure. We must do something other than look at old documents and pictures." explained Finn

"I'm kinda with Finn on this one guys. I can feel my butt fusing with this chair." said Junko as he tried to get up only to see the chair stuck to him.

"Besides this is the perfect way to get the whole 'ghost going to kill you' mess behind us no problem. Sorry, but I just had to say it." said Finn after getting daggers from Lark

Having had enough of Finn and Junko's complains Piper decided on a plan to get themselves a break from the two jokesters.

"You know Finn, there are some records about the Dragondanes being seen on a terra a couple of hours from here. You could go check it out if you do not what to be stuck in the library for the rest of the day." suggested Piper

"Oh yeah! We'll take it!" said Finn earning another shush from the librarian.


Finn and Junko were flying through the air at high speeds towards the terra without a care in the world.

"Oh yeah! We can finally let loose dude!" said Finn as he saw the terra approaching

"I feel you man, I got nothing against books but I just needed to get out. Plus I was hungry. There might be some food down there." said Junko

The terra finally came into view, a large mountain top kingdom filled to the brim with tall trees and plant life that would be seen at home in the deepest parts of South America. The dark green foliage made the terra seem deprived of life that was not animal. There was a large river that could be seen going from one end of the terra to the other creating a form of waterfall. The constant raining water combined with the strong rays of the sun made up a large rainbow. The silhouettes of birds flying made the sight all the more tantalizing for the duo.

"Wow, look at that paradise." said Junko

"Dude, I would so retire here, only if they made a nice special residence for yours truly." said Finn

The two sky knights began their descent towards a clearing close to the edge of the terra thinking this would be a walk in the park. Once the two Storm Hawks landed on the terra they took a brief moment to look around and then Finn broke out a map that Piper gave them.

"Alrighty then, according to this map and the instructions left by Piper the sighting was near the river bank at the Southern side of the terra." said Finn

"Sounds easy enough." said Junko

"Yeah, you think they just gave us this so that we wouldn't bother them?" asked Finn

Junko only shrugged at that.

"Well, snooze you loose. We got paradise all to our selves and nothing is going to spoil it for us." said Finn

As they began to walk into the dense jungle the two Storm Hawks failed to notice a pair of amethyst colored eyes staring at them from inside the dark shadows of the forest. The eyes narrowed and then faded into the darkness.

Finn and Junko continued walking through the jungle using the map and their guts as their only guides.

Junko was slicing the thick foliage of the jungle with his bare hands sadly that made some of the branches to hit Finn a couple of times in the face.

"Junko please, I like the tropical jungle as much as the next guy but please stop hitting me with it." said Finn with a branch mark on his face.

"Sorry." responded Junko

"Ok, according to this map we should be going in...that, no wait...that direction." said Finn as he fiddled with the map turning it and looking closer at it.

They continued walking through the jungle completely oblivious that they were being observed by several pairs of eyes.

As the two Storm Hawks continued to walk through the thick jungle the heat began to get worse and worse.

"Why is it so hot in here?" asked Finn

"I don't know. Man I could use some water." said Junko pulling out his canteen

Junko opened it and tried to drink from it, nothing came out. He then placed it above his open mouth and began shaking it, still nothing came out.

"Hey Finn give me some of your water, I'm out." said Junko

"Ok, as soon as we get to the river we have to replenish. I'm running low myself." said Finn pulling out his canteen.

Suddenly, a small furry creature with a small pair of tusks and a short snout and brown fur coat jumped out of the bushes and snatched the canteen.

"Hey!" screamed Finn

The small pig-like creature turned to stare at the two Storm Hawks. It looked at them with curiosity but it kept its distance from them.

"What kind of pig is that?" asked Finn

"That must be a Short Hair Tropicana Boar. They are very common in some tropical Terras, but some say that because they are so delicious and they have little fear of anything they are endangered." explained Junko

"Well this little guy hasn't been a more endangered species than right NOW!" screamed Finn jumping at the Boar

The boar of course saw that coming and ran off away from Finn, this made Finn end up face first in the dirt. Quickly getting up the two Storm Hawks gave chase to the small mammal.

As they ran through the jungle the little boar was making things difficult for them. First it made a quick turn as they were getting closer to it making Finn trip and crash into a tree and was later on squashed by Junko who was unable to stop due to the leaf covered ground which made it easier to slip. Then, as they got to chasing the little pest once more they had to cross a small passage that was blocked by easily hundreds of branches. Junko began to easily fight through them by crossing his arms and powering through them. Finn followed quickly from behind laughing at how easy things where now getting, until the last branch slapped him square in the face.

"I really hate this jungle." said Finn getting up from the floor with a large printed x on his face.

Finn quickly caught up with Junko and they were closing in on the runaway boar. As they kept running they did not realize that they were about to have a nice fall.

Inexplicably the boar went around a fallen lug in the middle of the road, instead of jumping over it. Finn and Junko believing that there was nothing wrong with jumping over the lug did so and then found themselves stepping on a hole trap. They fell down and landed on solid ground with a couple of bruises and minor cuts.

"Ouch." said Junko

"You said it buddy." said Finn

Then a strange ball fell down on top of them and bursted into smoke. The two Storm Hawks inhaled the gas and began to lose consciousness until they completely passed out. Finn only caught a last glimpse at the little boar and uttered one last thing.

"I hate you." said Finn before passing out.


It felt like hours had passed. Finn could hear voices around him, he also felt like his head was about to blow.

He opened his eyes briefly but quickly closed them due to the light. The voices began to get clearer and eventually Finn could hear that people were talking around him.

"We must follow the tradition. They stepped into our land and must be dealt with as such." said one voice

"But they could tell us about the outside world. There is still much we do not know about it." said another voice

"Both points are valid, however, it is up to the chief to decide the fate of these two." said a third voice followed by murmurs of others.

"Junko, dude, did you leave the TV on?" asked Finn feeling dizzy

Finn then opened his eyes slowly and then was able to look at the people that were around him.

First thing he realized was that he was upside down and all the blood was going straight to his head. The second thing he realized was that Junko was right next to him and like him was shirtless. Now saying that these things were the first things that Finn noticed would be to lie to everybody. The real very first thing that Finn noticed was that he was surrounded by gorgeous women, they were all taller than him with lean muscles, all wearing makeshift clothes that gave them an Amazonian Jungle look with small parts covered with armor and others showing enough skin that left things to the imagination.

"Oh...My...Gods...I'M IN HEAVEN!" screamed Finn making all the women to step back.

"Wha, what? Finn, what's going on?" asked Junko

"Dammit, not Heaven but close enough. Hey ladies, you can untie us, well me, I can assure you running is the last thing on my mind." said Finn with his usual smile

This only led to one of the women, who had short black hair and green eyes, and was wearing a green leaf upper shirt and a short loin cloth and shoulder and knee armor, to hit Finn in the stomach.

"Hey, that was uncalled for." said Junko

In exchange Junko was hit in the stomach as well.

"Now now sisters! We must be kind and gentle with our guests. After all they are the only males that have come to this island in many years." said another woman.

Finn and Junko turned towards the origin of the voice and saw a woman around her early forties, wearing a similar dress that the other women were wearing that only big difference was that she wore a small white cape, a golden crown with a green crystal on it, and a long spear with a crystal tip.

"My apologies, I am Sora leader chief of the Amazonians. Arma here is often very protective of us and sees outsiders as dangers. Cut them down." said Sabine

As soon as the leader said that, two other Amazonians came and released the Storm Hawks. Making them land with a thud. Both Finn and Junko got up slightly dizzy.

"No worries. We are used to danger but I don't think we were ever prepared for this. I'm Finn by the way." said Finn tumbling a bit

"I'm Junko, we are members of the Storm Hawks." said Junko still looking and waving at Arma who looked away with a slight blush.

"And what may I ask, brings the Storm Hawks to our island?" asked Sabine

"We were sent here to look for any clues as to the whereabouts of the Dragondane family. We had no idea that you were here." explained Junko

"Of course that doesn't mean that we do not like the current company." interjected Finn

"I think that there was a man or two that had that last name that came here around eighteen years ago to this day." said Sabine

"Sweet, could you tell us where they went. If it is not too much to ask...um...sorry do you prefer 'your highness' or 'chief' or 'leader'?" asked Junko

"Just Sabine will do. They are not here but if you want you may meet the children." said Sabine

"YEAH! THAT would be, wait what?" said Finn confused

Just as Finn said that two young girls with Asiatic traits walked up to them. The first one had short black hair, clear blue eyes and was wearing a chest plate with a dragon spiraling on it, and shoulder and knee protection. The second one had longer hair and was tied in a pig tail fashion, she had green emerald eyes and she wore slightly armored dress, and arm bands.

"These two are Suki, and Ashi. They are the daughters of those two warriors." said Sabine

"Would either of you know where your father's went? We kind of need to find them." said Junko

"All we know is that they are at Sky's End." said Suki the first girl

"Yeah, we were hoping to see them soon." said Ashi

This began to show some red flags in Junko's mind, however it seemed that all of Finn's brain power was not exactly focused on the situation.

"Well, that's ok. Maybe we can wait here with you." said Finn getting in between the two girls.

"About that, we have to go. Thank you for your help, and sorry for bothering you if we did." said Junko pulling Finn away

"Dude what are you doing? Don't you realize that we are surrounded by attractive women that look at us as if we were gods? Plus some of them are looking your way." said Finn

"Don't you find it weird that we are the only men here? Also they are looking at us like we were food." said Junko pointing at some of the women that had glowing eyes.

"You may have a point. I said may. There is not necessarily something fishy going on here." said Finn

"Are you certain that you must leave us?" asked Sabine startling the two Storm Hawks

"Yeah, um, sorry for leaving so soon but our friends are waiting for us, so..." said Junko until he realized Arma was behind him

"We understand. You have your quest to complete but please allow us to give you something to ensure your lives." said Sabine

"Cool! We'll take it." said Finn

"Finn! Shouldn't we know what they are talking about first?" asked Junko

"Don't worry, besides if they wanted to kill us they would have done so already." said Finn

"That is true. Now commence the ceremony of Legatum in hæreditatem." said Sabine

The next thing that Finn and Junko noticed was that they were each given a drink in a glass. They drank it quickly and then they felt being struck with a dart at the back of their necks.

"What the..." began the two Storm Hawk until they were caught by the women that were next to them.

"Don't worry we promise to be gentle." said Arma as they passed out


"And that was all we remember." said Junko

Both Junko and Finn had returned to Atmosia to regroup with the rest of the Storm Hawks. They told them the story and asked for a lot of water and an ice pack.

"It seems that you two met the legendary Amazonians. I thought that they killed all trespassers." said Piper

"I wish I could say that they killed my headache. I feel like it is going to burst at any moment." said Finn

Just at that moment an elderly man walked up to them with a curios look.

"Excuse me young fellas, my name is Steve I couldn't help but overhear that you two met the Amazonians. Is that right?" asked Old man Steve

"Yeah, what about it?" asked Finn only to have his head smacked by Piper

"Finn, don't be rude." said Piper

"Ha ha ha, that brings back so many memories. You two are very lucky, not many men can say that their first time was with one of those beautiful women." said Old man Steve

"What?!" asked Finn after Junko spit out the water

"Well, you see in that Terra, there are no men, and all the children that are born there are girls. That is why when men land on the terra the Amazonians sleep with them. That is how they continue on living. They even called it the 'ceremony of Legatum in hæreditatem' which means legacy of inheritance. Some times the men would try to run away that is why they knock them out after giving them their special potion. This potion is made out of energy granting fruit and aphrodisiacs that can be found on the terra." explained Old man Steve

All the while the old man was explaining this the Storm Hawks merely stared wide eyed at him.

"Of course they only use the knock out dart if they have to, most men willingly do the ceremony and they remember it until the day they die." said Old man Steve

"All that matters is that you are ok." said Aerrow

"NNNNNOOOOOO!" screamed Finn knowing that he would probably never remember the events that had transpired.

And just to add insult to injury the librarian shushed Finn.