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Chapter 26


Bella

"So? Are you prego?" Alice said nudging my shoulder, "Huh? Huh? Huh?"

I giggled and nodded, "I also got the DNA test done."

"OMG! Edward's the father isn't he?" Alice exclaimed.

"Well…" I trailed off.

"Oh no, he's not is he? Who could you possibly have sex with? The only people you have had sex with were James and Edward but then again James raped you so it doesn't really count because sex is pleasure and rape is torture. There is no possibility James is the father because then you would have gotten pregnant 3 years ago unless you did but you got an abortion. And if you did how could you? Wait, did you have sex with Jake? You were never alone so you could have never have had it! So that must mean Edward is the father!" Alice said jumping up and down in her seat; her head would have hit the ceiling if the seat belt wasn't restraining her.

"Okay, what did you have for breakfast pixie?" I asked.

"Um….let's see, I had 3 cups of coffee, a Danish, 2 chocolate chip cookies, a bit of that left over cake, oh, and that mocha frappe from McDonald's (I love mocha frappes! )."

I stared at her in shock, "All that fit inside your small body? Damn, how did you have that frappe without exploding?"

"Hello, stomachs are like rubber!" I shook my head and turned to Lauren, "Never ever are we stopping at McDonalds with her in the car."

Lauren laughed, "I tried to stop her but she is one deadly little woman."

I laughed, "I know, now stop at McDonalds I want some food."

"But, you just said?"

"I know what I said. How about we leave her on the street, go to McDonalds and then come back for her. That way she wouldn't be in the car."

"I'm right here! I swear you think I'm so small that you can't see that I'm still in the car!" Alice said crossing her arms and looking out the window.

I pouted, rubbing her hair, "Alice, I love you to death but your just so hyper. I'm carrying a baby; I don't have a lot of energy."

She sighed, "Okay, fine, I'll tone it down a bit."

"Thank you." I kissed her forehead. When I pulled back my phone rang. I looked at the caller I.D.

It was from Edward's house aka home well, my old home.

I picked it up, "Hello, Isabella Swan speaking."

"Ah, Bella," I heard her nasty voice (Her nasty assed highness of stupid ass) say.

I frowned, "What Tanya?"

"Don't be so mean to Edward's new wife Isabella."

"Ha! You can't marry him! First, the wedding is in 3 days! Second, you can't marry him till I divorce him! And third, you will never be his wife! He loves me not you, you shank!" I heard Alice cheer from the front seat, "Mm hmm! Girl! You tell her!"

I laughed quietly before turning my attention back to the hag.

"Yeah right! He loves me! He even said it himself! He said it while he was moaning on top of me, pumping his hard cock in and out of my pussy."

"Are you crazy? He would never have sex with you!" I hope.

"Really then, listen to this." I heard some moving and then I heard his voice, "Tanya, you so tight…ugh...baby your pussy feels so good….oh…yes, baby…..damn I love you." She records when she has sex? Creepy much?

"You record when you have sex?"

"No, that was him, saying those things right now. Do you need proof?"

"Ha, like you could prove that you two are having sex right now?"

"No need," said his velvety voice. I froze, my breathing stopped and I think I felt my heart stop too.

"E-Edward?" I stuttered.

"Yes, it's me."

"Edward, w-what are you doing? Y-you're having s-ex with her?"

"Yes, and I love it." He moaned, "I love her, not you."

When I heard those words my body completely froze and I dropped the phone. Lauren and Alice looked back, "Bella? Bella? What's wrong?"

I didn't say anything but, "Stop the car now!"


An: On my dad's laptop again! I've been using my vampire senses to hear if my dad is coming home yet! It's doesn't help when you live in behind a church and people are coming and going from the church I keep thinking it's my dad but it never is! Anyway, what did you think? Do you really think Edward is having sex with Tanya or Tanya's just playing with her? BTW I'm posting today because without school cuz of Labor Day I have nothing to do and my parents aren't home so I just started writing. I know it's short but I'm really scared that my dad could come home any minute and see me on his laptop. Now please review while I try and start the next chapter.