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Here's a little comic relief Omake to calm your nerves. You guys reviewed so fast that I can barely drink a glass of cocoa before I have to start writing!


"We have been walking for over three hours-I'm pretty damn sure that my brother's house wasn't this big," Canada muttered as the five trudged sluggishly through what seemed to be a never ending maze.

Andrew looked to Bit with a growl, "Stop sending us in circles you asshole! We passed that vase ten minutes ago!"

The soldier ran a hand through his hair, "Well I'm sorry that I don't come with a SatNav, okay. Alfred made this maze specifically for the purpose of keeping Billy confused if he ever crawled his way up here, even though the monster never has..."

Andrew crossed his arms with a huff, "Damn brat and his stupid saftey issues."

"Last time I checked, you're the youngest one here."

"Burn in hell."

"Sorry, I don't think Satan would appriciate the songs on my Ipod."

"Oh, right. I forgot you have fucking Justin Bieber songs on there."

"Eh? You like Justine Bieber? Really? He's from me and I don't even like him. That's why we gave him to America."

"Oui. Why would someone sing about catching girls by their toes?"

"Yes, and what is a 'shorty'?"

"ENOUGH! It's bad enough that Bit's speakers reach my world! I don't need to hear this shit right now! I want to get out of here, find Alfred, save him, and go back to my world to get a cup of coffee! I'm only functioning on the one I drank while in control of America and the energy is already going away! So just SHUT UP AND GET ME OUT OF HERE!"