Note: Please do not call Gru's number. Also
Crawford 1722(Guest), stop giving me requests. You are driving me crazy!
It was the next day. Balthazar was in Gru's house. He was listening to Part Time Lover by Stevie Wonder. Then there was a knock on the door. Balthazar gasped and hid under the table.
Gru: I got it!
Gru opened the door, grabbed a package, and then closed the door.
Gru: It was just a package.
Balthazar came up from the floor. He sighed in relief.
Balthazar: Oh. Okay.
Gru: Balthazar, what are you doing?
Balthazar: I thought it was the villains.
Gru: No. Bratt, you need to face your fear of the villains.
Balthazar: Gru.
Gru: Come on Balthazar. If I didn't get over my fear of asking women out, I wouldn't have had Lucy. You can do this.
Balthazar: You're right. I can do this.
Gru: That's right Balthazar.
Balthazar: Thanks Gru.
Gru nodded.
Gru: Now you have my number if you need it. It's (631) 991-0956.
Balthazar checked his phone. He saw Gru's phone number.
Balthazar: Perfect! Well I'm off.
Gru: Good luck.
Balthazar: Thanks.
Balthazar left the house. Meanwhile, Vector, El Macho, and their leader, Scarlet, were hiding in a corner.
El Macho: Are you sure this is going to work?
Scarlet: Yes.
El Macho: What exactly are we doing?
Scarlet: We're looking for Balthazar.
Vector: Oh not again! You know, ever since you were rejected by him, you couldn't stop thinking about him!
Scarlet: I will not rest until I'm together with him.
El Macho: That's stupid! Why can't we just attack one of Gru's daughters? Aren't we after Gru?
Scarlet: Gru is not our number one target anymore. Balthazar is.
El Macho: You and 80s guy will not be a good couple.
Vector: Don't you remember? Balthazar wants no part of us or any villainy.
El Macho: Yeah. Let's kidnap Margo.
Scarlet: Why Margo?
El Macho: Well we did every female that lives in Gru's house. We kidnapped Lucy twice and both failed. Remember?
Vector: Yeah. When you were down in the dumps, El Macho and I kidnapped Lucy and challenged her to a fight, but that failed.
Scarlet sighed.
El Macho: And remember when we kidnapped Edith? She pranked us.
Scarlet: We succeeded with the kidnapping of Agnes.
El Macho: But do you remember what happened after? Gru and 80s guy saved her.
Vector: Hey I'd hate to interrupt the arguing, but I see Balthazar.
Scarlet gasped. Balthazar was walking around.
Scarlet: I got this guys. Well, well, well. Balthazar Bratt. Long time, no seen.
Balthazar: What do you want from me?
Scarlet: It's so good to see you again my bad boy.
Balthazar: Don't start flirting with me again!
Scarlet: Come on Balthazar. I know you love me.
Balthazar: Not even close. I'm out of here.
El Macho grabbed Balthazar's keytar.
Balthazar: Hey! I need that!
Scarlet: Take him to my castle.
Vector: Okay.
Balthazar: Oh no.
The villains took Balthazar to Scarlet's Castle. El Macho put Balthazar in a cage and locked it.
Balthazar: Now I'm locked. Thanks.
Scarlet put her hand on the cage bars.
Scarlet: So what's new?
Balthazar: Why would I tell you?
Balthazar took his phone out. Scarlet saw Balthazar's phone. She realized that El Macho and Vector didn't take it.
Scarlet: Give me the phone.
Balthazar: No. It's mine.
Scarlet: I mean it. Now.
Balthazar: I'll say it again. No! It's mine!
Scarlet: Oh come on Balthazar.
Balthazar: Stop!
Balthazar called Gru. Gru took his phone out.
Gru: Yes?
Balthazar: Gru! I need help!
Gru: Where are you?
Balthazar: Trapped in Scarlet's Castle.
Gru: I'll be right there.
Gru hung up. Balthazar hung up and he put his phone in his pocket so Scarlet doesn't take it.
Balthazar: Get ready Scarlet. Gru's coming over and he will stop you.
At Gru's house, Gru grabbed his Freeze Ray. Lucy saw Gru.
Lucy: Where are you going?
Gru: I've got to save Balthazar. He's trapped in Scarlet's Castle. Bye.
Gru left.
Lucy: Okay then.
Margo: What happened?
Lucy: Balthazar's kidnapped.
Edith: Again?
Lucy: Yep.
Agnes: Is Scarlet in love with Balthazar?
Lucy: Yes.
Lucy gasped.
Lucy: Wait a minute. How is Scarlet in love with Balthazar when she already has a husband?
Edith: What?
Lucy: Scarlet isn't single. She has a husband. Herb Overkill.
Margo: Yeah. That's weird. She's in love with Balthazar, but she already has a husband.
Lucy: It's like that song Another Girl, but it's another guy. For she has got another guy. Another guy.
At Scarlet's Castle, Balthazar was still trapped. He sighed.
Vector: Hey El Macho, can I talk to you?
El Macho: Sure. What?
Vector: Do you remember when we invaded a high school?
El Macho: Yeah. What about it?
Vector: Who did Gru stop?
El Macho: He stopped you, me, Scarlet, 80s guy, and Herb. Herb?
Vector: Her husband. Her husband!? Oh my god! She has a husband! Why is she in love with Balthazar!?
El Macho: No idea. We should tell him.
Vector and El Macho walked over to Balthazar's cage and told him the news.
Balthazar: Wait what? Scarlet had a husband? Oh yeah. Now I remember. So is she in love with me or not?
Scarlet: Balthazar.
Scarlet held her hand out so Balthazar will grab it. Balthazar moved to the far corner of the cage.
Scarlet: Balthazar, stop running away. You have a crush on me.
Balthazar: Not true.
Gru opened the door.
Gru: Balthazar!
Balthazar: Gru!
Gru: Freeze Ray!
Gru pointed his weapon to Scarlet, but before he can freeze her, Scarlet grabbed the Freeze Ray. She also tripped Gru. Gru fell down.
Gru: Whoa! Ah!
Balthazar: Hey!
Gru: Give me my Freeze Ray back.
Scarlet: No.
Instead, Scarlet froze Gru.
Balthazar: No! Oh that's it! I challenge you to a dance fight!
El Macho: Oh. Look at that. 80s guy's challenged Scarlet.
Vector: Cool.
Scarlet: Okay.
Balthazar: If I win, you unfreeze Gru and let us out of here!
Scarlet: Okay, but if I win, you will go back to villainy and be with me forever.
Balthazar: It's a deal!
Balthazar and Scarlet shook hands. El Macho unlocked the cage and Balthazar ran out.
Balthazar: Dance fight!
Part Time Lover by Stevie Wonder started playing.
Balthazar: I can do this.
Balthazar tried to throw a punch at Scarlet, but Scarlet moved out of the way.
Scarlet: Hah!
Scarlet kicked Balthazar and Balthazar fell down.
Balthazar: Ow! Man. I think I lost my ability to fight.
Scarlet laughed. Balthazar looked at the frozen Gru.
Balthazar: I can't give up! Gru needs me!
Balthazar got up from the floor and started dancing to the music. Vector took two bags of popcorn out.
Vector: Want some?
El Macho: Sure. Thanks. Now who do you thinks going to win?
Vector: I hope it's Scarlet. I want to do something to Gru.
El Macho: Like what?
Vector: I don't know yet.
Scarlet: Will you guys shut up!? We're trying to fight!
Balthazar started kicking. Scarlet blocked the kicks and threw a punch. Balthazar moved out of the way and jumped on a box. Meanwhile, the Meatles were practicing.
Paul: Ready?
George: Yes.
Ringo: Let's go. John, stop eating.
John: Oops. Sorry.
Blackbird started to play.
Paul: Backyard singing in the dead of night.
Margo walked down and laughed.
Margo: Guys. It's Blackbird, not backyard
Then to make things weird, George started to sing Kokomo by the Beach Boys.
Margo: Guys, you're called the Meatles, not the Meach Boys.
Edith and Agnes walked down.
Edith: What are the Meach Boys?
Margo: Minion and Beach Boy combined together.
Edith: Oh.
Stuart: If everybody had an ocean across the A.S.U. A bushy bushy blonde hairdo. Surfin' A.S.U.
Margo and Agnes started laughing. Meanwhile at Scarlet's Castle, Balthazar was running away, Scarlet was chasing him, and Vector and El Macho were eating popcorn.
Balthazar: Get away from me!
Scarlet grabbed Balthazar's arm.
Balthazar: Let me go!
Scarlet knocked Balthazar down.
Scarlet: Well I win! Then that means you go back to villainy.
Balthazar: Really?
Balthazar flipped Scarlet. Scarlet groaned.
Vector: Whoa!
El Macho: Oh my god.
Balthazar: Unfreeze Gru! Now!
Scarlet: Do what he says.
El Macho took a flamethrower out and unfreezed Gru. Gru fell on the floor. Balthazar ran to him.
Balthazar: Are you alright?
Gru: Yeah.
Balthazar helped Gru up.
Balthazar: Let's go. Oh. One more thing.
Balthazar took out the lipstick taser and used it on Scarlet.
Balthazar: Yes!
Gru and Balthazar left. Vector ran over to Scarlet.
Vector: Scarlet?
El Macho: Hello?
Scarlet: I just got tased by Balthazar.
Gru and Balthazar were running away from the castle.
Balthazar: Did you see me?
Gru: You were great Bratt. You faced your fear of the villains.
Balthazar: Yeah. Oh no, My keytar. It's back at the castle.
Gru: Okay. Let's go.
Balthazar: Gru, I'd hate to say this, but I'm still scared of them.
Gru: Hey, relax. I'll help you.
Balthazar: But you just got hurt.
Gru: We can do this.
Balthazar: Okay.
Scarlet got up from the floor.
Scarlet: I just got defeated by my crush.
Vector saw Balthazar's keytar.
Vector: Yeah, but hey, we have the keytar.
El Macho: Yeah.
Gru ran in.
Gru: Hey!
Balthazar: I want my keytar back.
Scarlet: Really?
Scarlet played the keytar and it blew Gru away. He was knocked out. Balthazar took out a stick of bread.
Balthazar: No one attacks my new friend!
Balthazar started to attack Vector and El Macho with the bread. Gru opened his eyes.
Gru: Bratt?
Balthazar: Surprised at my new weapon!? I call it the Balthazar Bread!
Vector got hit.
Vector: Wow. That's a hard piece of bread.
Balthazar: It's stale and when it's stale, I can use it as a weapon.
Gru: Nice! I always wanted to see this.
Then Gru's phone rang.
Gru: Hello?
Lucy: Felonius, where are you?
Gru: At Scarlet's Castle.
Lucy: Are you alright?
Gru: Sort of. I got hurt by the villains.
Lucy: Oh no. Where's Bratt?
Gru: He's attacking the villains with his bread.
Lucy: Interesting.
Gru: Yeah. It's weird.
While Gru was talking to Lucy, Balthazar slapped El Macho and Vector with his so called weapon and grabbed the keytar.
Balthazar: Alright Gru. Let's go.
Gru: Okay. Be home soon.
Gru hung up and he and Balthazar left.
Gru: You did it.
Balthazar: Yep. I did. I faced my fear of those villains!
