Meet the Twins

Twins of Night and Day 'chapter twenty-eight'

Dedicated to everyone who helped me get passed 100 reviews!!


ME: Okay, so we hit 100+ reviews, you know what that means! PARTY!!! Bring on the music, and the people, and the dancing, and the food, and the Mountain Dew, baby!! (giggle, giggle) Yeah, I know, we can't really throw a party for you guys… I wish I could, trust me, I do! Then you could meet me, your Jeza-original, and my friend who is the wonderful Roz, and both of the guys that are screwing up my life, who are quite possibly the inspiration for Alex and Caleb. Sadly I can't, tear.

Anyway, you obviously know what's going to be going down in this chapter so let's get this show on the road. This time, I got two guest for you, and y'all probably already know that it's the girls. So welcome out the girls! The great Roz and Jeza have finally come to make an appearance!

JEZA: Hey, what's up?

ROZ: Hi…

ME: So let's get started with the question portion of this. Well someone asked if Alex really was abusive or not, and I already answered this for her, but let's get it out in the open for everyone, shall we?

JEZA: I'll answer that, Alex may be a bit of a pain sometimes, but he has never truly been someone who likes to beat things out of others. My Alex is a really teddy bear sometimes, and he wouldn't hurt anyone unless they posed a threat to me and Roz.

ROZ: Short answer, would be no, he's not.

ME: Oh, Chocoholic1614 asked what your mission actually is; she seems to think it's a toss up between killing the Cullens and screwing up the family.

ROZ: Well, wow, I didn't know assassin automatically translated to killer…there's actually quite a story behind that.

JE ZA: Yep, you see, we're actually just there to—

ME: (slaps hand over Jeza's mouth) Shh! Don't give anything away, they only have two chapters left, don't spoil anything for them yet! (suddenly remembers) Oh, yeah!

I have an announcement! I officially finished the story's first draft, and sadly, aside from this chapter and the finale at the end, you only have two real chapters left. Isn't that kinda depressing?

But, anyway, continuing on, well, my Rozzy would like to know what would happen next, but I can't really answer that question, now can I?

ROZ: Wait, you have a friend with the same name as me?

ME: Kinda, it's not her real name; she's using it as a penname since she's basically the same as you.

ROZ: That's so cool!

JEZA: So no one wanted to use my name as a penname? And I'm not based off of someone?

ME: No, Jez, you are, you get the privilege of being based off of me.

JEZA: Oh, well that's cool! Does that mean I'm incredibly creative like you?

ME: (blush) I'm not all that creative…wait this is sad, I have to have someone I created complement me. Wow, I'm more messed up than I thought!

JEZA: There's nothing wrong with that, I think I'm very real!

ME: That's kind one of the problems, I think, you guys are so real to me, I can have whole conversations with you.

ROZ: That's not a problem, it's a skill.

ME: (blush) I guess. Anyway, next question…RosalieHale123 asked me if the Volturi were after you guys, or if Alice was just seeing a cover up decision…or something like that.

JEZA: Well considering the mission was considered a failure—

ME: Jeza! Shut up! They don't know that yet!

JEZA: Sorry…well then, since we kinda…since we…(frustrated) Goddammit! I don't know how to answer that without giving away the rest!

ME: That's okay… Do you have a way, Roz?

ROZ: (ponders a moment) Nope…don't you hate questions like that…how to say anything without giving away secrets?

ME: Well, I just say, 'wait and find out' most of the time…it seems to work well enough for me.

Oh, but you guys missed it…I was called a 40-year-old man…it was kinda funny, I thought.

ROZ: Why would a 40-year-old man be writing fan fiction?

JEZA: Why would a 40-year-old man be writing about any of the stuff Jakki writes about it…I mean, she's like the epitome of all fangirlness for not only this book series, but quite a few!

ROZ: Honestly, have you seen Of Blood and Blondes? That story has teenage-girl-who-can't-figure-out-plotlines written all over it!

ME: Thanks, guys, that really helps me self-esteem. Ah, B&B, that was my first ever Harry Potter fanfic, and a complete failure…I really should delete it…but it was the first thing I ever wrote on here. And it's got nostalgia to it; I can look back and see how I've progressed as a writer.

Oh, I'm re-reading some reviews, some of the things my fans said are kinda funny…like, did you guys know someone called you two skanks?

ROZ: What?

JEZA: (quite angry about this) Oh, no. No one calls us anything thing like that…who was it?

ROZ: Calm down, Jeza, we don't need to expose anything because of this.

JEZA: Hell, no, I don't care what I expose; no one calls us names like that. Jakki, give me that bitch's name.

ROZ: Honestly, Jez, its no big deal.

JEZA: THE HELL IT ISN'T!

ME: Yeah, no big deal, I'm sure they only said that 'cause they thought you two had killed Bella. Besides, I can't tell you the name if I know you're going to kill them, I have a duty to keep my fans safe.

JEZA: (fumes silently)

ROZ: (shakes head improvingly)

ME: Didn't you guys know you made a lot of enemies with the fans after the little scene in the club?

JEZA: Oh come on!

ROZ: Here we go again. (whispers) Jeza's really touchy about this.

JEZA: I'm already catching enough crap about this, and I feel guilty, and Jesus Christ! Do you honestly think I was planning on stealing Emmett from Rosalie? I was dancing! Just dancing! Harmless dancing! Get over it!

ROZ: I told you she was touchy.

ME: Yeah, remind me never to bring that up again. But anyway, you guys apparently have redeemed yourselves, since I haven't been getting any angry reviews like that in along time…but people were quite shocked to find out that you worked for the Volturi.

RO Z: Yeah, I bet that was quite a bomb to drop, so to speak.

J EZA: I still don't get why they chose us…I mean the title of assassin does carry with it a substantial weight but still! They could have done it on their own.

RO Z: I'm not complaining…after all, they pay well for giving us such a cakewalk…well it should have been a cakewalk.

J EZA: Shove it, Roz, I know where you're going with that one and for the billionth time; It's. Not. My. Fault.

R OZ: I know! I'm not blaming you for anything here.

JEZ A: Yeah, sure…

ME: Okay, okay, no fighting…honestly, I think the whole mission kinda screwed with your relationship.

R OZ: Yeah, it'll be a bit tense for a while…

JEZ A: Don't worry though; we'll get over it pretty quick.

ME: Good, and I think that's it for questions…thanks a lot, girls, for coming and doing this for me…I appreciate it.

JE ZA: Yeah, no problem.

R OZ: It's the least we could have done.

ME: So there you have it…you finally get to see an interview-type-thinger with the twins. I'm not asking for any reviews between this and the next chapter…dealing with the suspense between the last chapter to the next one is enough punishment…the next chapter will be up really really soon…I swear! It'll be up today! Plus you get your Volturi representatives in the next chapter…and congratulations on making the five review mark there! I really hate doing this, but I really love reviews, and I know you can do it!