FFnet still doesn't let me update... well more like upload, but still.


I don't own HP or FMA, characters or plotline. This story is more like a subplot .... enjoy, and please Review.

Some confusion may occur, please tell me and I'll try to explain.

Prolly lots of cussing, especially since it's ED we're talking about.

There will be some hints about Boylove, mainly RoyEd cause I'm a fan like that. It won't be explicit, and all hints of pairings... okay, all hints of RoyEd is ultimately for humour. Humor. whatever. It's for fun. Don't take it seriously.

Rating. The day I move this fic to M Rating is the day I get 10 reviews saying 'change it to M!'. I trust ye people to be calm about some cussing and some nekkidness. No scenes, people. Remember, T. TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I'm keeping the main story around two pages limit, even if I have to cut it in the middle of something.

Anyways.


HtlSl - Kkkk, Sorry for the misspelling. XD I wish they'd be as well. *sigh* It was the door. Click *door closes* *Ed screams* Click *Door Opens* I guess that was a bit ambiguous. I had to come back cause your reviews were quite a few... reviews apart. Heheh. He is?! Oh. Uhm... I .... nevermind. Heheheh... :D Thank you?

Satoz - :D If Ed were real, If Ed saw this among many other fics I could name, Ed would make Feury track this fic and come after me. I'm so glad he's not real.

KzKm - I can't add another letter, it's just .... perfect this way. Aww, thanks!! Though, I don't think there will be any EnvyEds, cause I didn't really plan on putting Envy into this fic........... cause then I have to think of a reason and it'll be too hard for my already overworked brain. She is lucky that I still need her around.

OsmZk - Yay!

Sphia - hhh I don't either. Camp Rock? I didn't like it much.... Actually I don't like any disney movies that doesn't involve unreal characters. 2D, I mean. hmm. Thank you for reviewing in your distracted state!

LMstr - :D Rita!! XD Ed!!!! kkk s'okay, you reviewed still!!

HrHym - Uhm..... I think I was thinking more of like this chapter is the DOOM chapter..... or at least one of them...... *cowers* I'm not a witch!! Don't torture me by plucking out my fingernails so I can name other witches whom I don't know and drip drops of water continuously through my skull and get the ants to eat my face off or any part of my body for that matter and please don't boil me to death or burn me at stake or dunk me to death!!!! DX I don't want to die, cause I'm not a witch and I will not be able to not feel the fire so I can 'die' seven times like that other witch did!!!! DDX

TrstD - I didn't mean that chapter I meant this chapter!! And the next omake!! DDX I'm going to be killed !!!! I really didn't think (at the time) that it could be possible M! I don't want it to be M! ;A;


Enjoy!


"Ah, of course," nodded Mustang in understanding, "and it's annoying to clean up after them because you have as much and long hairs as they do. I understand completely, ma'am."

"SHUT UP!!"

Scowling at the low chuckle he heard from outside the bathroom, Edward turned on the shower hotter and harder, trying to drown out the annoying man.

"Stupid Mustang, bastard idiot ego-maniac-"

He picked up the Egg, tossed it around and prepared his ears before opening it.

SCrEeEeee-Come-EEEEEeeeEEee-sound-EeeeeEEEEE-cannot-EEe-bove the ground-EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee-

Ed snapped the Egg shut, eyes wide in surprise.

"What-what was that?"

He opened it again.

ScR-Come-EEEEeee-eek us-EEeeeEeEEeeEEEEEEE-we cannot-EEEeeEEEEEEEeEEeEeeeeeEEE-ground-

Annoyed, Ed turned off the shower and opened the Egg again.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

So the Egg had… or what was screeching from inside the Egg, was a creature related with water… quite possibly- no, very probably a creature that lives underwater.

A knock came from the door. "Fullmetal, it's quite annoying that you keep on opening that egg-"

Edward ignored it.

He clapped, transmuted a small tub from the stone tiled floor, and started to fill it with water.

"Edward? Ed?"

When it was filled to the brim, Ed immersed himself, the whole upper body, into the tub as he opened the Egg. He did not hear the louder knocking that came from the door.

Come seek us where our voices sound

We cannot sing above the ground

And while you're searching ponder this

We've taken what you'll sorely miss

An hour long you'll have to look

And to recover what we took

But past an hour – the prospect's black

Too late it's gone it won't come back

"Edward!!"


Mustang was getting irritated; the screeches of the Egg was annoying, and he needed to use the toilet. Which was in the bathroom.

Groaning, Mustang knocked on the door impatiently, willing the boy to just finish up his cleaning and get out.

"Fullmetal, it's quite annoying that you keep on opening that egg-"

He heard a clap. It was muffled, but it was one. Curious, Mustang risked a glance through the crack of the door.

And there was Edward, in all his naked glory, transmuting a small tub out of the floor. Roy quickly took a few steps away from the door. What the heck- Was the kid thinking of having a bath in there?!

Knocking a bit more forcefully, he waited for the teen to get out.

Silence. That was never a good sign.

Roy knocked again, this time with his fists, hoping Ed to hurry up. Then a thought flashed through his mind. What if… Ed had stepped onto that shampoo bottle he threw at the door before?! There should still be quite an amount left, which would have immediately began to flow, making the floor slippery.

Unwilling to feel panic, Roy creaked open the door once again and peeked through. He swore loudly when he saw Ed's butt, the boy's lower body hanging out of the tub limply. Nothing moved, the steam in the bathroom had cooled, leaving the room cold and ominous, at least to the certain panicked professor. The still water didn't show any sign that Edward was breathing, or trying to.

Trying to calm down, and failing, Roy Mustang reviewed the short basic CPR course he had had when he was in the academy.

Mustang ran into the tiled room, shouting, "Edward!!"

He snatched Edward out of the tub, with surprising force he didn't know he had, and laid him down.

"Hey what-mmf!!" Mustang pressed his mouth onto Ed's, blowing air in as much as his lung capacity would.

SLAP

Roy Mustang was pushed back, holding his bruised cheek as Edward, red as a Hungarian Horntail, quickly wrapped a large towel around himself. "Hey I was-!!"

"Idiot!!" yelled Ed, throwing with great accuracy the Golden Egg at Roy's head.

He quickly clothed himself and stormed out of the professor's dorm, stomping as he missed the crawling beetle outside the door. Ed decided that he would use Al's Egg when he would explain it. He didn't want to go back in there with the pervert just to get a now broken Egg.

Roy Mustang, on the other hand, was cursing the short blonde for trapping him in the bathroom with a screeching broken Egg shredding his eardrums.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-


I'm sorry! *runs away*

Mrawgirl09