From HFIL to Regular Lives

Disclaimer; I don't own Dragonball Z or any other franchise.

It's been awhile I know, but until I can figure out what to do with the actual story, enjoy the one other thing to look forward to in an anime; filler.

Chapter: Chibi Kindergarten Special

He had to stop and wonder; at what point in his life did he think he would be here right now? '

He had done all the basic things that were required of him by his creator Bibidi and then later on his son Babadi. His brother had even gotten a job working here, so he thought it would be easy to get a job here as well. Turns out he was right, they were looking for help and they accepted him when they found out he had foreign education.

That seemed to draw them in a little too quickly for his liking. Of course he didn't really pay attention to it at the time; he was just shocked he got the job in the first place. They also set him up at work pretty quickly; trying to get him used to the routine as fast as possible to save time since the school year would start soon, was the only reason they had.

The payment he would get looked pretty good so that stopped him from thinking about killing the guy who showed him to his new working facilities. It would be bad if that's what would get him fired, aside from blowing up the whole school. At first he thought maybe it had been his brother who had put in a good word for him that got him the job pretty quickly or perhaps they had been impressed with his past accomplishments. Not many can say they worked with Babadi and lived to tell the tale after all, with how the wizard tends to kill his workers if they prove of no further use to him.

Thinking back on it now; Super Buu would rather be back under the employment of that wizard than what he has to go through now.

'Work here,' he thought remembering the words Majin Buu had told him over the phone. 'It's nice and easy, you get decent pay with no problems.' Super Buu loved his brother but sometimes he wanted to stretch him like a balloon animal for some of the situations he would get him into.

Maybe someone up there hated him. Oh yeah someone does; the Supreme Kai never really did take Babadi's work lightly. So he wouldn't be surprised if he somehow worked with Kami in order to make his life miserable. So what if he blew up a planet or two, it's not like they were necessarily good planets. One of them, he was sure was going to destroy one of their neighboring planets if he hadn't beaten them to the punch.

Someone was to blame for what he was doing now, that was for sure.

Then again; maybe he should've thought better before getting a job at a school.

But that didn't explain why they would assign them…to this particular room.

"Okay class," said Super Buu as he gathered everyone's attention. "I'm going to go through the attendance and when I call your name say 'here' or 'present'. Also, say one thing about yourself so we all can get to know you better."

He heard a few of the students gulp and saw some look down at their desks.

Super Buu took out a pen and pulled out a sheet of paper from a folder. "Bulma Briefs," he read.

"Present," said a blue haired girl in a long purple shirt that went past her knees. "One day I'm going to have the most perfect husband in the world."

'Oh dear,' thought Super Buu as he went down the list. "Krillen," he read.

"Here," said a bald kid in a white shirt and orange pants. "I'm training to be a Buda but I also know martial arts."

"Piccolo," was the next name Super Buu read on the list.

"Present," said the kid with green skin and wearing a purple gi, white turbine with a white cloth on his head. "One day I'm going to take over the world.

"Get in line greenie," said a kid with gravity defying hair. "That's my plan!"

"Settle down," said Super Buu as he saw the spiky haired kid glare at Piccolo who didn't pay him any mind. "Let's see oh yeah; Launch."

"Here," said a girl with a green tank top and brown shorts. Like Bulma, she had blue hair but hers was much darker. "Whenever I sneeze I turn into another me with blonde hair who likes to play with guns."

'That I have to see,' thought Super Buu. "Moving on we have; Son Goku."

"Here," said a kid with hair that was all over the place and was wearing an orange fitting gi. "I like to practice martial arts and eat lots of food."

Super Buu internally wondered where they found all these kids as he looked at the next name on the list. "Chi-Chi," he said out loud.

"Present," said a girl in a long blue shirt that much like Bulma's went down past her knees. She had black hair that went past her neck. "I'm going to marry Son Goku and we're going to have a son who will be a great scholar."

'…Okay,' thought Super Buu. "Moving on here, Vegeta," he called out only for the kid with gravity defying hair to growl at him.

"That's prince Vegeta to you," said Vegeta who was wearing armor of some kind. "One day I will take over this planet and beat up Kakkarot."

"Beat up whom?" Super Buu asked.

Vegeta only pointed towards Goku who looked at him confused.

"Anyway…Turles," Super Buu called out.

"Here," said a kid with hair that was similar to Goku's but his skin was darker and he had on armor that was similar to Vegeta's except it was darker. "I'm going to plant the world's tallest tree…that kills."

Super Buu only stared at him for a second before looking back down at the list. "Last but not least, we have Broly."

"Here," the voice was so quiet that Super Buu was sure he wouldn't have heard it if anyone else was talking. The kid wasn't wearing a shirt, had white gi bottoms and black hair that went down to his neck and almost covered his eyes at the front. "I am a devil in training."

'Note to self, keep sharp objects away from him,' thought Super Buu. He finished looking over the attendance sheet and wondered why they would group a bunch of kids like this together in one classroom.

"Anyway," said Super Buu as he put the folder back inside his desk. "Welcome to your first day of Kindergarten; I'll be your teacher for the rest of the year (If I don't blow up this school and get fired) while I work to get you prepared for 1st grade. I'm sure I'll get to know you all as the year goes on- Goku get away from the snack cupboard."

Super Buu waited for Goku to close the cabinet and sit back in his seat next to Piccolo who was floating in his chair in a meditative stance.

'I might have to put a lock on that thing,' thought Super Buu before he continued his speech. "Before I continue with what I have planned for the day; is there anything you guys want to ask me?" Super Buu wasn't really surprised when no hands came up. "You can ask me anything you want, no need to be-" almost everyone's hand came up, "-shy."

"Alright, you're first Piccolo," Super Buu said, surprised that the Namekian would ask him a question when he himself didn't look that interested in anything at all.

"Why do you have that long thing on your head?" Piccolo asked.

"Oh, it's a tendril," said Super Buu. He moved the tendril on his over his shoulder before letting it rest behind his back. "I just…have it."

"Like I have a tail?" asked Goku.

"You have a tail because you are a sayain Kakkarot," Vegeta scoffed. "A low class one at that."

"Be nice Vegeta," said Super Buu who got a growl in return. "Anymore questions?"

When a few more hands shot up he picked on Launch.

"Mr. Buu," said Launch. "Why is your skin pink?"

"And so girly," said Turles as a couple other people chuckled.

"One; don't call me 'Mr. Buu', that titles already been taken by your guidance councilor so call me Super Buu," said Super Buu as he ignored the chuckles. "As for my pink skin; I was born that way."

Honestly, Super Buu had no idea why his skin happened to be pink. Bibidi never told him why his skin was that color, only telling him that it might have been the magic that made him that way. Super Buu never fully accepted that answer and wondered if there was something else he wasn't telling him.

"Anyone else have anything to ask," Super Buu saw a few more hands go up. "That doesn't involve my skin color."

A couple of hands went down but a few stayed up. Super Buu sighed before selecting Bulma with a gesture.

"I was just wondering how tall you were?" she asked.

"I'm pretty tall, maybe seven feet or over," said Super Buu. He saw a few hands go up and he glanced at the clock to see that class still went on for another four hours.

"Okay….Broly what's your question?" asked Super Buu.

Broly lowered his hand and stared darkly at Super Buu which creped out the Majin for a few seconds. "If I were to kill anyone would you have to tell my father?"

"Yes."

"Never mind then."

'It's official; these kids might try to kill,' thought Super Buu before deciding it was time to move on. "Okay, we'll save the questions for another time. Now it's playtime. What that means is that on some days we will either go outside and play in the playground or stay inside and play in here. It all depends on the weather but since its day one we'll do a little bit of both."

Super Buu stood up to his full height and walked over to the back door of the class room and cracked open the door a little bit. The sun was shining and there was a gentle breeze in the air that hit Super Buu lightly in the face.

He turned back to the class to see them all staring at him.

"Okay we're going outside," he said as he opened the door and felt a giant rush of wind as Goku, Turles, Vegeta and Broly flew outside in a heartbeat. The rest of the class walked out normally as Super Buu grabbed his keys and locked the door as he closed it behind him.

The playground wasn't a bad idea; sure he had to watch all the kids who would run around and sometimes fly around off the ground.

Krillen was playing on the swings with Goku. Bulma, Chi-Chi and Launch were taking turns on one of the smaller slides. Broly was sitting on the bench, Turles and Vegeta were having some kind of argument by the jungle gym and Piccolo was meditating in the center of the seesaw.

This was certainly the weirdest group of five year olds Super Buu had ever come across. A part of him was curious as to why he was selected to teach them, seeing as how he hadn't even completing his training as a teacher when they gave him the job. Then he thought about why these kids were all grouped together instead of separated like normal.

"Don't make me kill you Namek," Super Buu heard Vegeta growl.

'I'll think about this later,' he thought as he walked over towards the seesaw.

Currently Vegeta was glaring at the Namekian who still had his eyes closed while Turles stood a couple of feet behind Vegeta.

"I'll say this one more time Namekian," said Vegeta as an energy ball appeared in his hands. "Either move away from the seesaw or I'll move you myself."

"Either you learn to say 'please' or you can try you puny prince," said Piccolo as he opened his left eye.

"I guess you want to be burned to a crisp green bean," Vegeta said with a growl as he raised his arm and pointed the Ki blast at Piccolo who teleported out of the way before it could it hit him. Vegeta turned to his left as Piccolo pointed his finger at Vegeta's neck and Vegeta pointed his open hand at Piccolo's chest.

"I should kill you so you don't interfere with my plans for world domination," said Piccolo.

"I'll already told you Namekian; that's my job," Vegeta finished his sentence just as his hand started to glow blue and Piccolo's finger started to glow purple.

Before it looked like they were about to attack each other, they were both lifted up off the ground. Piccolo was held up by his cape and Vegeta was held up by his armor which stretched a bit when grabbed.

The Namekian and Sayain both were both raised and held up high to come face with a pair of scary looking red eyes with black sockets.

"So I see you guys are having fun," said Super Buu as he saw the two kids gulp in response. Vegeta looked like he was trying to be brave while Piccolo looked like he was trying to remain emotionless but Super Buu could feel the fear from them just as he has from so many others. "A little playground fight I see."

"We were not fighting," said Vegeta as he folded his arms.

"We were just playing around," said Piccolo.

"Oh really," said Super Buu. "I never knew of a game where people try to kill each other."

"It's not like we were going to kill each other," said Vegeta. "Now let us down, your dirtying up my armor."

Piccolo sent a small glare at Vegeta before turning back to Super Buu. "We didn't mean any harm to anyone."

Super Buu looked at them both before putting them down and looking down at them causing the two to have to look up at him. "Make sure you play a little safer next time." He walked away from the two at which the Sayain and Namekian glared at each other before walking away in separate directions.

"Why didn't you tell me that the teacher was coming," Vegeta demanded as he glared at Turles who shrank back a bit.

"I would have but he was already here before I knew it," said Turles as he looked away from Vegeta's glare.

'That would mean that that pink teacher actually has some sort of power in him,' thought Vegeta as he looked back at Super Buu who was all the way over near the entrance of the playground like he hadn't moved from there to begin with.

"That was intense," said Goku as he stood on top of the jungle gym with Krillen still climbing up after him. "It looks like Vegeta and Piccolo are really strong. I want to fight them."

"Goku that may not be such a good idea," said Krillen as he finally reached the top. He had only known the boy with the strange hair for a few minutes but he could already tell that Goku was strong by the feel of his Ki. "The way Vegeta and Piccolo acted it was like they wanted to do more than just have a friendly match."

"You heard them Krillen, they were just playing around," said Goku. Krillen gawked at how Goku didn't catch on at how they were both acting so they wouldn't get in trouble. "They might be willing to have a match if I ask them."

"But Goku," Krillen said as he thought for a few seconds as he tried to figure out a way to stop Goku from making a big mistake. "Vegeta and Piccolo both want to take over the world, not to mention Vegeta said that he would beat you up anyway so it's best to avoid him."

"Your right Krillen, Vegeta wanted to fight me anyway," Goku beamed at the bald headed kid. "He would accept an invitation to fight, Veggie is known for trying to get stronger too."

Krillen would have replied right away but he was too shocked at the fact that Goku just called that spiky haired prince 'Veggie'.

"I'll ask right now," said Goku.

"Wait Goku," the sudden outburst from Krillen made Goku turn around to face him. "Vegeta might get in trouble with the teacher if you try to fight him now."

Goku put a hand to his chin and his tail started stood up as he thought about it. "I guess you're right, I'll just ask him later."

Krillen sighed as he looked at his new found friend. He hoped that Goku would forget to go looking for a fight with Vegeta by snack time.

Super Buu checked the mental clock in his mind for the time. It was something he had developed when he was working with Bibidi in his old age and the old wizard seemed to think that every time was 5.

"Okay guys it's time to go back in," Super Buu heard the groans of the kids, "Because it's snack time." He saw the blur that was Goku rushed past him to the door and wait by it, all the while bouncing on his legs.

Super Buu waited for everyone to clear out of the playground before he went over to the door and opened it. Immediately, the speeding bullet that was Goku rushed right in to the classroom and headed straight for the snack cupboard.

"Wait until I pass out the snacks before trying to eat them Goku," Super Buu said as everyone else walked in.

When everyone was seated Super Buu went over to the snack cabinet and using his telekinesis, levitated five cookies on top of a napkin to each student's desk, except Piccolo who got a large glass of water.

"There you go class, enjoy," Super Buu said, ignoring the dumbfounded looks on some of the student's faces. He went over to his own desk and pulled out a brown sack which contained his own snack; a medium sized chocolate cake. Licking his lips Super Buu was about to take a bite (one was all he needed) when he noticed that Goku was standing on his desk, eyes glued to the cake in his hands.

"Can I have a bite of that teacher?" Goku asked as his mouth started to drool.

"No Goku," Super Buu said while keeping the chocolate cake a safe distance away. "You already have your snack."

"But I ate it already," Goku whined as his stomach growled in agreement.

"Look Goku, this is my snack. You already ate your snack, so you will have to wait until you get home to eat anything else," Super Buu said as he eyed the young sayain who kept eyeing the cake. "Besides, if I gave you some of this cake, then I have to give some to the rest of the class."

"I'm sure the class will love the cake. It even looks like there is enough for everyone," Goku said who looked like he was in a trance.

"Maybe another time, but not today," Super Buu said as took the cake and ate it in one bite. Goku watched in both fascination and horror as his teacher chewed slightly before swallowing the cake and patting his stomach.

"I really wanted that!" Goku whined, his hair slightly changing from black to blonde though no one noticed.

"Next time Goku," Super Buu said as he stood up and levitated the still pouting Goku to his seat.

Super Buu sat back down at his desk, deciding to give the class another five minutes to finish their snack. It was only three minutes in when he felt like making another cake when he heard a loud slam. Looking up, he saw an angry Broly glaring at Goku who had crumbs over his mouth.

"You ate my cookie," Broly growled.

"I thought you weren't going to eat it," Goku said as he wiped the crumbs from his mouth. "You just ate the others and didn't eat the last one so I thought you didn't want it."

"I was SAVING IT!" Broly shouted as a green aura appeared over his body as he stood up from his desk. His desk went flying into the wall but surprisingly didn't break on impact but Broly didn't notice as his attention was focused solely on Goku. "You ate my cookie," Broly repeated as his pupils disappeared and his eyes became blank as his hair turned green. Super Buu looked in shock as Broly's KI rose and Goku smirked at this while wiping crumbs off of his face.

"Cool a fight," Goku said as he got into a stance. "I'm sorry for eating your cookie but if you want a fight then I will give you one."

"There will be no fighting in the classroom," Super Buu said as he stood up from behind his desk. He started to walk over to them but saw Broly dash over to Goku.

Super Buu widened his eyes slightly; he knew Sayains were strong but just by feeling Broly's energy he felt that it was higher than what an average Sayain adult should be. He was surprised to see Goku fighting back against Broly, each punching and kicking each other at speeds that to the human eye would seem invisible. Super Buu wasn't surprised to see that Vegeta, Turles and Piccolo could keep up with the action. He was a little surprised that Krillen was able to see what was going but it looked like he was having some trouble seeing their speed.

"What's going on? Broly and Goku just disappeared," Bulma said as she saw the boy looking at something near the ceiling.

"Can't you see?" Chichi asked in wonder. "That meanie Broly is hurting my Goku."

"I hope they're both okay with whatever their doing," Launch said worriedly.

Super Buu was surprised that Chichi was able to see what was going on. She didn't look like the type to fight though he wouldn't be surprised if somewhere along the line she had learned about KI.

Turning his attention back to the fighting chibis, Super Buu calmly walked around his desk and stood before them. He saw Goku was making the most hits while Broly was taking them and launching a few of his own that Goku would occasionally dodge.

"This is fun!" Goku said while dodging a punch. "You're pretty good."

"I will kill you Kakkarot!" Broly said as growled and started attacking even more.

Sensing the impending destruction, Super Buu stretched his arms out and grabbed Broly and Goku by the back of their necks and pulled them apart. Even still, Broly struggled to get out of Super Buu's iron like grip, trying to get at Goku who looked up at Super Buu.

"Why did you that teacher?" Goku asked as he placed his arms over his head. "The fight was just getting good. Let us keep fighting."

"No fighting in the classroom or anywhere for that matter," Super Buu said as he lightly glared at him. Goku shrunk back slightly at Super Buu's glare and the rest of the class shivered slightly at seeing Super Buu's gaze. Except for Broly, the young Sayains hair was still green and he was still trying to get at Goku.

"Stop struggling Broly," Super Buu said but his demand fell on death ears. "Tell you what; I'll make it up to you." Super Buu then snapped his head down slightly to bring up his tendril. His tendril stretched all the way to the snack cabinet, opened it and brought out another cookie which was then showed in front of Broly's face.

Looking at the cookie, Broly immediately snatched it and took a small bite out of it, his hair returning back to its regular black.

Super Buu sighed in relief, a potential crisis avoided and nothing was damaged.

Nothing was damaged.

That thought alone repeated in his head, those three words echoed in his head. The desk had been sent to the wall when Broly unleashed his Ki but it wasn't broken. The spot on the wall where it had hit it wasn't even cracked.

"Can I have some of that cookie Broly?" Goku asked.

Super Buu came out of his thoughts to see Broly raise his hand, attention still on the cookie in his other hand and a green energy ball appeared in it. It was close to Goku whose attention was still on that of the half eaten cookie in Broly's hand.

RIIIINNNNNGGG!

The bell rang, signaling the end of the day. Like an off switch, Broly made his energy ball disappear and finished his cookie in one bite. The rest of the class got out of their desks and headed for the door leading out. Registering what was going on, Super Buu dropped both Goku and Broly who followed the others out of the classroom, leaving their teacher to his own thoughts.

Lowering his arms, Super Buu looked at the wall where the desk had it. Looking around to make sure no one was around, he fired a weak Ki blast at the wall. The Ki blast went into the wall, almost like the wall had absorbed it, leaving no mark or any sign that anything had been hit at the wall. He then fired it at the wall opposite of it and discovered no marking whatsoever that proved he had fired anything at it.

Walking in a small stride over towards the fallen desk, Super Buu picked it up and discovered that it wasn't even scratched. He checked it once and he checked it twice but there weren't any markings on the desk of any kind.

Dropping Broly's desk in front of his chair, Super Buu looked up at the clock, showing that it was just a little bit after 12:00. A part of him wondered why it seemed that nothing could be destroyed in the classroom or why kids with abnormal abilities were all paired together in the same room. The only ones who appeared normal were Launch and Bulma, but looks could be deceiving and what if what Launch had said was true? Bulma even looked like she was smarter than what she lead on and even though Chichi acted like she had this weird crush on Goku, the fact that she saw the brawl between Goku and Broly proved she had some kind of training or something.

This all came out at Super Buu with one other piece of information that seemed to step into mind about today.

Today was only a half-a-day, meaning that tomorrow would be a full day.