In the kitchen, Ruby Rose quietly hummed to herself.
Let's see… she thought, going through her mental checklist one last time. Steak, check. Tortillas, check. Rice and beans, checkity check. All that's left is the guacamole.
"Well, I'll be. I should have my own cooking show. 'Mexican Made Easy with Ruby Rose'."
She laughed. Oh, she could imagine Blake's reaction. Always so politically correct, that one.
Reaching into the fridge for the ingredients, Ruby paused when she saw a fresh jalapeno.
Well, Pyrrha did say that she was into spicy food...
With that, the Reaper got to work. She vaguely considered pulling out Crescent Rose, but Weiss had her ass the last time she brought a weapon into the kitchen. And she had a feeling that if Crescent could talk, then it wouldn't appreciate being used to slay cilantro and onions.
And so, not five minutes later into the making of the guac, Pyrrha returned home to a lovely surprise. There she was, the love of her life, wearing nothing but an apron and who appeared to be making her favorite chunky dip.
Wait, thought Pyrrha as she started to process what she's looking at.
Nice…
Ruby figured that this was a good time to turn around and sauntered over to her girlfriend. "Hiya, Pyr! Welcome home."
She pecked the still gobsmacked huntress on the lips. "Now," Ruby said with lingering eyes. "Would you like dinner, a bath or… me?"
And we all know which option Pyrrha chose first. Unfortunately for our heroes, Ruby forgot to wash her hands before they got down to business.
A spicy evening, indeed.
