Hello, hello, hello! What is up my home dogs...with...um...cheese! My home dogs with cheese! Okay, so I don't own DBZ and I most definitely don't own Alternate Reality DBZ. DBZ is owned by Akira Toriyama, and Alternate Reality DBZ is owned by Gozar of YouTube.
Rocky:Hey! I thought I got to do the disclaimer!
Me:Why do you keep showing up?!
Rocky:Cause. You are like my aunt.
Me:Shut it! You might give stuffs away!!
Rocky:Nuh-nuh. Just saying that you're like my aunt says nothin about Dad or Uncle...
Me:Shut the fudge up!
Rocky:But...Gozar and Akira Toriyama just signed over the shows!
Me:Really?! The day has finally come!!
Rocky:Um...I was joking...
Me:I'm gonna kill you!
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Chapter 28:
Oolong the Terrible and More
XxXxXx Recap xXxXxX
??:Meet your grandson.
Bardock didn't get it. He hadn't had a vision in five years! Why were they coming back now? And would he have another one? At least it wasn't a planet blowing up. Bardock let out a sigh of relief for this.
"I see..." Roshi said. "But what is it exactly that you're going to wish for...?"
"I don't know." Bulma shrugged as she lied, I'm gonna wish that Vegeta was perfect! He's already a prince...now he can be my prince Charming!! she giggled in her mind.
"Maybe we should come up with somethin..." Goku suggested.
"No! No! No need! A good wish will come to us when the time's right!" Bulma said quickly.
"Okay..." Goku agreed with a sigh, "Let's go!"
"Right!" Bulma said, determined, and they began to walk off.
30 minutes pass when Goku, Bulma, and Broly come to a small village. A deserted village.
"Where is everybody?" Goku asked.
"Who cares? The dragon ball is a few meters ahead. It should be easy to take it since no one's here." Bulma explained.
"Whatever you say..." Goku hesitantly said, "Broly, you've been really quiet."
"...I'm just deep in thought..."
"Oh...okay!" Goku smiled.
Does he even think at all? Broly wondered to himself, he seems so care-free and calm...even when he told me our home planet was destroyed...or am I the only Saiyan like this...?
"Look! It's in that house!" Bulma said happily and opened the door.
"Ah! No! You can't take my daughter!!" a man yelled as soon as Bulma came in.
"What?! I didn't know this was someone's house! I'm sorry!" Bulma apologized.
"Wait...you mean...you aren't Oolong?" the man asked.
"Who's Oolong?" Goku asked.
"He's a terrible monster! He kidnaps girls from our village and claims them as his wives! And now he wants my daughter!" the man said angrily.
"That's horrible!" Bulma exclaimed, "Is there something we can do to help?"
"Not unless you could fool him..." an old woman's voice
approached from a dark corner. The woman had a dragon ball in her
hand!!
"I'll tell you what! We'll help you, if you give us that
ball!" Bulma bargained.
"Sounds fair to me." The man said.
"Then it's a deal! Let's think..." Bulma concentrated. A few minutes passed, with everyone trying to come up with ideas. "I got it!" Bulma cheered and snapped.
"What is it?" Goku asked.
"Sir, what does your daughter look like? Could you show her to us?" Bulma asked.
"Sure. I'll go get her." the man said and went into the basement. He came back up with a girl that had long black hair.
"Hello. You're going to help me?" the little girl asked.
"Mm-hm!" Goku nodded.
"My name is Sarah. I'm pleased to meet you all." the girl bowed.
"Alright. Here's the plan." Bulma announced, and began to tell the others.
Meanwhile, Bardock was still wondering about the visions...Again, thank goodness that the fate of the world wasn't at stake...But still...it was bad all the same...would the visions get horrible again?
"Father, are you okay?" Raditz asked, because he saw his father had a zoned-out look on his face.
"Huh? Oh..." Bardock snapped out of his thoughts, "...yeah."
"Okay..." Raditz said, unsure.
"You sure?" Kite asked.
"Yes. Don't worry about it you two." Bardock said. He didn't like it when people worried about him...especially the people who were close to him...
"Whatever you say." Raditz shrugged and walked off, while Kite followed him.
"Raditz?" she asked.
"What is it?"
"I want to go to school with you during the day."
"You WANT to go to school?!"
"Yeah. Why not?"
"...No reason..." Raditz wanted to explain it to her, but couldn't find the words to. (Who in their RIGHT MIND, other than Gohan, would want to go to school?!)
Back at the village that is being terrorized by none other than the sinister Oolong, Bulma is getting Goku and Broly ready to fool the monster. What is the plan? Broly has to dress as the girl, but cannot speak so as not to give away who he is. Goku is to accompany him, also dressed as a girl, as an extra "peace offering" from the village.
"You tell anyone about this, and I WILL kill you." Broly said angrily, arms crossed.
"I won't tell if you won't tell." Goku agreed.
"Good."
"Where is my loverly bride?" an evil voice called. Heavy footsteps thudded, making the whole ground shake. Oolong was a humongous purple beast! Since Broly wasn't allowed to speak, Goku would have to.
"Right here!" he said, in a not-so-good girlish impression, "And I'm going with her as well!"
"Two in one day, huh? Good! Good! But I notice that neither one of you have packed your things. Go and get ready." Broly nodded and went back inside, but Goku decided to stay.
Have to pee! Goku thought, Ah! A bush! He walked over to the bush, and began to...urinate...when Oolong saw him.
"YOU TRICKED ME!!" Oolong bellowed.
"Uh-oh! Busted!" Goku exclaimed, "Since the jig is up..." he ripped of the dress to reveal his fighting gi, "Let's fight! Right here! Right now!"
"Fine!" Oolong transformed into a giant metal robot that was holding a large bowl of hot miso soup. "I'll boil you alive in my scolding hot soup, pip squeak!!"
"In your dreams!"
"What the-?!" Broly exclaimed as he came out, "He can...transform?!"
"Yes. He can turn into anything he desires. No one knows his true appearance." the man explained.
"I see...well, I don't need this ridiculous costume any more!" Broly said and tore off the pink dress HE was wearing, to show his normal clothes.
A/N:I forgot to mention that Broly is wearing what he always wears. His ordinary outfit, but not the headband, because no one is controlling him now.
"Another trick! Bah! I'll kill you both!" Oolong shouted, but his finger accidentally went into the soup! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUCHHHHHHHHH! Oh no! Five minutes is almost up. I'll be back!" Oolong then turned into a small purple bat and flew off.
"Oh no you don't! NIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSS!" Goku called, and then jumped onto the yellow cloud. "Come on Broly, let's..." but Broly wasn't there! Broly was already in the air! He was chasing after Oolong.
"Hurry! Before he gets away!!" Broly yelled.
"You can fly?!" Goku asked as he caught up to Broly.
"Yes! But not well. The Nimbus is faster than me! GO!"
"Right!" And Goku sped off in hot pursuit of Oolong the bat. "Get back here!!"
"Never!!" Oolong called back, and flapped his wings as fast as
he could to get away. Goku caught up to him little by little, and was
hot on his tail!
"Have...to...get...closer..." Goku said,
reaching his little hand out as far as it would go.
"WAH! BACK OFF!" Oolong yelled, but then there was a puff of smoke! Oolong was now a pig! He was rapidly falling downward when Broly caught him.
...What the? Why would he chose to transform into a pig? Is this some kind of bizarre strategy? Broly wondered.
"You can turn into a PIG too?" Goku asked as he made the Nimbus fly next to Broly.
"Not by my own desire kid! This is my natural form!" Oolong explained, with a tone of defeat in his voice.
"C'mon Broly! Let's go back to the village!" Goku suggested, and flew ahead. Broly nodded his head and flew behind.
"TAKE US TO OUR DAUGHTERS!" Angry fathers demanded when Broly and Oolong landed.
"Yeah!" some others agreed.
"Alright! Alright! Follow me!" Oolong agreed after 30 minutes of intense yelling, and led them to his hide out. Goku, Broly and Bulma stayed behind.
"Thank you so much! Here! As promised." The old woman said and handed Bulma the dragon ball.
"YAY! 5 down! 2 to go!" Bulma shrieked with joy.
In Pilaf's Castle, the midget of an emperor is examining his dragon ball, the one-star ball.
A/N:Our heroes have all but the One-Star Ball and the Seven-Star Ball.
"Mai. Shu. Did you manage to find me another dragon ball?" Pilaf asked.
"No sire..." Shu replied weakly and sadly.
"But we have learned that the person in possession of this ball has 2 more."(this was before the other two were obtained) Mai informed.
"Ah. Good. Good. I'll let you continue because of that. Steal their balls, at all costs! And do NOT come back without them!"
"YES SIRE!" Shu and Mai said, terrified.
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I wonder how many of you would get mad if I cut out Yamcha...heheh...if I don't get enough yeses to Yamcha, he's gone! Tee hee! Just kidding. Seriously thought, how many Yamcha fans are reading this? Anyways, yeah, much more to come next time! And also, Rocky shall be my official lil disclaimer buddy! You'll find out his parents...eventually...later on...hopefully BEFORE Chapter 40 rolls around...but I won't skip until then...I'm just trying...to continue...with the "..."s...until next time!
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-Kid Goku 13
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