Chapter 28
Legit AN: Yeah, I said no more Sues… I lied. I'd also like to give a big shout out to the Harry Potter Wiki for the crash course in Malfoy family history. Not like I give a damn about canon though, in the great tradition of the Suethor. Also, geddit, they go 111 years into the past, like how Tara used 1's at the end of sentences?
And, again, I'm sorry at these horrifyingly long breaks between chapters. It's starting to dawn on me that I might be a little burnt out on Xtremly Scray, but I love it too much to kill it. Just to let you know, I have been writing – but I like to work really far in advance, and I decided a long arc I was working on was a bad idea. So chapters 29-33 just went in the trash and I had to start from scratch, but, of course, that's writing. I love XS too much to shelve it forever, but I might close the book on XS 2 before too long. What I'm thinking of doing is do another section of XS every summer – ie. XS 3 in summer 2017 and so on, now focusing on each of the Sues. To the roughly three people who care about XS, I thank you. Enjoy the ride.
CHEYENNE'S POV LOL!
"What the fuck are we doing in the 1900's?!11111111" I yelled.
"I guess when we all slit our wrists we went back in time instead of dying," Eden Melody said statistically. "I guess we can only go back in time, not forward."
"And we still don't have the Tim Machine!" Rayne Stormcloud yelled as she started crying tears of blood.
"We're stuck in 1905 forever!" Haley Comet moaned. I was so angry I punched a bench and it broke. Suddenly I realized… … … … we were still at Hogwarts! We all ran inside to the 1905 Slytherin Common Room. We expected to see Dumblydore there or maybe Voldemort but there was a girl there. She was wearing a light pink poofy Victorian style dress. I hated her.
Faith Hope Charity walked up to her. She tried to hypnotize her. "Ma'am, do you know if there is a Tim Machine here?" she said energetically lethargically. But… … … … the girl wasn't being hypnotized! The girl was… … … … … … … … … … … … a Mary Sue!
"Hi my name is Annalise Bernadette Celeste Diana Emilia Felicity Gloria Hazel Imogen Josie Katherine Luella Matilda Nina Opal Priscilla Queenie Renee Selene Tatiana Ursula Vanessa Wilma Xenia Yvonne Zara Snowdrop!" She said, pulling us in with her massive Sue powers.
Suddenly a man walked in. He looked just like Draco! It was… Abraxus Malfoy! He was Draco's grandfather! "Hi Annalise!" He said happily.
"This is my boyfriend Abraxus Malfoy!" Annalise said dramitacly. "All Mary Sues are dating Malfoys, you know."
"OMG ur ma greandfather!" Draco yelled in madly. He was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t shirt and a pair of leather pants.
"That's interesting!" said Abraxus waving his arms.
"I can use my Mary Sue powers to send you forward in Tim!" Annalise yelled. "Remember, Mary Sues are as old as Tim. No matter where you go all over the world or throughout Tim or across canons you can always depend on the Mary Sue Network!" She used all of her Mary Sue might but we didn't go anywhere. "Huh? Mary Sues can do anything, even bend the rules of the universe!"
"There's too many of us for one Sue to travel all of us through 111 years of Tim!" Desdemona said intelligently.
Hot Topic started to cry tears of blood. Annalise didn't know about them. "Hey, is that a tear?" she said, touching a tear.
Suddenly a light flashed all over the place! I was so angry at it that I punched it. Suddenly the light turned into the Tim Machine! Morti McFli walked out of the black DeLorean. And… … … … … … … … … … … Sarannah, Irenetta, and Haydeline were with him!
"Hot Topic!" Irenetta yelled in madly. "I called Morti McFli on my black Linkin Park mobile! Now we can go forward in Tim!" Hot Topic, Draco, Vespa, Seleno, Penty, Sunset, Isla, Sasha, Eden, Rayne, Delilah, Desdemona, Haley, Sterling, Faith Hope, Electra, Philip J. Fri, and I all jumped in. Annalise didn't!
"OMF Annalise!" Faith Hope said annoyingly. "You should come with us to help us fight the preps!"
"I can't do that! I have to stay in the past!" Annalise started to cry tears of water. Suddenly I realized… … … … … … … … She was a prep! I was about to jump out and punch her in the face for being a prep when we started to go into the future! Suddenly I went flying out of the DeLorean!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111" Yelled everyone. I was stuck in Limbo again. Suddenly a man with a long black bread walked up to me! He let me have a slice of his black bread.
"I am Father Time. Are you the people going back and forth in me in a black DeLorean?"
"Yeah WTF I need to get back to the present! I was in the past, Father Time!"
"Call me Tim," he said looking at me weirdly. I can send you back to 2016, Cheyenne! As a Mary Sue, you can control the forces of Time! He shotted a spell and Tim sent me forward in Tim.
Suddenly I woke up in the present. I was outside. All the other Sues were laying on the grassy floor. Suddenly I looked around and screamed!
Everywhere was pink! All of the students in Hogwarts had to change their names to names like Christina and Ashlee and Leroy and other preppy names! There was a massive bonfire of giant MCR t shirts you could use as pajamas. I started crying.
"The preps re-took over the school again!" Desdemona cried.
"I have an idee!" Hot Tolic yelled selectively. She took off her black pentagram GC leather t shirt and her black baggy pants. Draco took off his pants and put his thingie into her you know what. At this point the rest of us were tired of watching them screw so we all watched a goffic movie as they screwed.
