So...yeah...O_o Wrote this last night but didn't post it... If you've played Amnesia: The Dark Descent, you'll get this...If you haven't...you still might get this...it looks like a real fun game but i'm too wimpy to play it...i have the demo...i refuse to play it, but refuse to uninstall it O_o
note: i don't really like Alexander x Daniel (cuz alexander is supposed to be old and crusty right...or...uh, old and weak i think he said) still, though...
unless 11 is daniel...
We don't own KH
WELCOME TO THE NEW ORGANIZATION
Xemnas: our Janitor!
Saix and Larxene: my servants.
Xaldin, my chef, Lexaeus the body guard…
Vexen face palmed. "God dammit!"
Luxord: my bar tender, Marluxia the gardener, Zexion the librarian…
Vexen: the doctor, Xigbar the waitress…
"Why you little runt!" Xigbar shouted at the ceiling.
Demyx: the laundry man.
And Axel um... you can just be the queen.
"Um, ok superior... wait why am I the queen?"
And I Roxas am your Superior! Your King! Your awesomeness!
He's letting the power get to him.
Roxas created a new room, with a throne.
He had livened up all the other rooms in the house.
He even transported the ice cream store from Twilight Town, into the gardens.
All was well though, no one minded it except Demyx, Xigbar, and Vexen. Demyx was mentally kicking himself for letting the Blondie get the book. He also wasn't speaking to Xigbar, it was kind of a good thing…
Vexen very much realized something was very wrong. He had worked hard to keep his rank, he took pride in being number 4. Zexion often spoke to Vexen, when they had the time; they both knew their reality was messed.
"This keeps up and something worse is going to happen. It might even be too late to reverse everything."
"I fear once that book runs out of pages, we will meet our doom."
"We have to get that book back!"
"Distraction?"
"Yes. I have an idea..." Zexion grinned impishly.
Vexen gulped.
Axel had a small bag of chips on his bed. His room was totally transformed into a teenage dream room, which was actually fun.
Roxas was nice enough to have rooms match all of his (workers).
Anyway, Axel noticed a card that might have been from Roxas.
Roxas will end you.
The redhead shook his head.
A few minutes later while axel was throwing out garbage for Xemnas he saw another note.
Meet me in the 7th hall.
Axel scratched his head this time.
"What the hell is with these notes?"
Roxas had used the book to make sure he could watch everyone, so when Axel got those strange notes Roxas was instantly mad.
Zexion and Vexen were working on a potion, which was being worked on in secret. They knew the whole castle was bugged.
Meanwhile:
Demyx was playing with the bubbles that were sitting on the shelf.
He was giggling to himself. But he kept feeling like he was being watched.
He looked around his room, looked under the bed, the closets, and found nothing but clothes and a paper clip.
Then he saw it.
The sign…
Smile, you're on camera!
4 seconds later.
"!"
Vexen tried the potion, but was interrupted by the screaming a few halls away.
"Sounds like someone found it was bugged the hard way."
Zexion exclaimed, "Just hurry up, Roxas doesn't know we are here!"
Vexen sighed.
Vexen took a sip.
5 seconds later.
"Zexion I... I feel weird..." Vexen held his stomach.
Out of nowhere:
"Zexion? I think. I love you?"
"You mother Fu-"
Marluxia watered all the flowers in the kitchen, while Xaldin was cooking tonight's dinner.
Xaldin felt calm with Roxas having the book, it seemed like they could live a peaceful life.
Marluxia was still kinda amnesiac-ish... Can't spell. He looked at a bottle, that said R.U.M
He took a sip.
8 minutes later
"MARLUXIA GET OFF THE TABLE!" Xaldin had a broom, to poke the silly pinklette off their dinner table. The ungraceful assassin didn't listen.
"WEHRSH MA LAZER!"
"Oh for god's sake!"
Marluxia slurred and continued to dance on the table. Xigbar came into the room, wearing a purple silk dress.
"... Marluxia honey?"
"YASH?"
"GET YOUR ASS OFF THAT TABLE OR I'll MAIM YOU"
Marluxia jumped off the table, Xaldin sighed, and Xigbar rolled his eyes.
Zexion Blushed, hiding from the monster that Vexen had become.
"Where are you my little sunshine?"
Zexion gagged.
Saix met up with Axel in the 7th hall way.
"Did you send me the note?"
"What?"
Saix titled his head to the side.
Axel could tell he truly didn't know about the note.
"Um well I was supposed to meet with someone here in the hallway here…"
"Oh well, I'm sorry."
They were silent for a while.
"Axel, remember when we were best friends?"
"Yes, I uh… I'm sorry we haven't, well… you know, hung out as much as we thought we would."
"We could... still be friends again."
"You know what, you're right."
Axel thought to himself. Something is wrong with me. I haven't felt like this before.
Axel appears in front of Roxas.
Suddenly Axel appeared in front of Roxas.
"Axel do you want some ice cream?"
"Sure..."
"And don't talk to Saix, he's just the servant."
"Yes superior."
Marluxia was still acting like a crazy mar and suddenly decided to teach dance lessons...In a second he was back on the tabletop, and Xaldin figured there was no way to stop him. He went back to cooking dinner.
"Y'know, Roxas...It kinda seems to me like you're jealous of number 7...And I think the power might be going to your head..."
"Of course I'm not, that's just silly..." He changed the topic. "Have some lemonade." He wrote down a line in his book, and a glass of lemonade appeared in Axel's hands.
"I'm just a bit worried for you Roxy..."
"And you may call me 'The King, Your Awesomeness, Superior, Bringer of Doom, Creator of Reality, Key of Destiny and Dark End of the Flame!'" He paused for a moment..."Or you may also call me 'My Lord' or 'Your Highness.'"
"Yes, My Lord." Axel sighed.
Meanwhile, Zexion was hiding in a corner, blocking Vexen with an overturned table. He knew he had to come out eventually or the distraction wouldn't work...Why couldn't there be a better way?
Marluxia was in the middle of his dance lessons, which Xigbar looked mildly interested in, but pretended not to be, and Xaldin blocked it out altogether.
Demyx was wandering through the halls, examining everything. He couldn't find a single camera. He finally made it to the kitchen where he smelled a delicious stew cooked by the amazing chef Xaldin! He quickly lost interest though when he saw Xigbar in a dress. "Oh you look so cute!" Demyx squeed. "Maybe if you put your hair up in pigtails!"
"Hell no!" Xigbar shouted..."And I'm only wearing this dress because all my coats have been replaced. Give me one of your coats!"
"But this is my only coat..." Demyx whimpered. "All the zippers on the other ones are broken, remember?"
"I don't care...Give me the coat, and you can have my frilly pink dress."
"Awesome! Hellz yeah!" Demyx jumped for joy, but was quickly distracted when he saw Marluxia dancing on the table. He quickly joined the mar and started singing and dancing along with him.
Saix sighed as he wandered down the halls. Things were not turning out so well...
Meanwhile, The King, Your Awesomeness, Superior, Bringer of Doom, Creator of Reality, Key of Destiny and Dark End of the Flame had been closely monitoring number 7. He wasn't trying anything stupid, so that was good. 13 also decided he should take a closer look at the kitchen situation. He opened a portal to the scene.
"DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!" STOP! I LOST MY CONTACT...FOUND IT!"
Roxas, deciding he didn't want to listen to that anymore, portaled back to his throne, and refilled Axel's lemonade glass.
"Thank you, your highness." Axel said politely.
13 went back to the book. That was when The King, Your Awesomeness, Superior, Bringer of Doom, Creator of Reality, Key of Destiny and Dark End of the Flame had been made aware of certain events happening in Vexen's lab...
Oh this should be interesting...
Zexion heard a voice...The Superior had caught on to these events...Perfect. If he's distracted, then maybe I can get the book away from him...But that might be hard considering he'll also be keeping a close watch on me...
"Where are you, my beautiful robin?" Vexen sighed as he ran blindly around the dark lab. Zexion tried to keep himself from throwing up...He had to be strong. He got out from the corner.
"Here I am number 4. And I must say your eyes look especially green this evening. They glisten in the romantic light of the...dark room..." 'Which has no light in it...' he thought.
"Oh you're so poetic number 6! Come here my darling, and we shall have a glorious birthday party on the lab table!"
Zexion puked in the corner...I could have just blown something up...that would have been a good enough distraction...
"IT'S CALLED YES, YES, YES Y-" Marluxia suddenly vanished, leaving Demyx alone on the table. He quickly became embarrassed of dancing alone, and decided to follow Xigbar..."Be sure to take good care of my coat...me and this coat have been through a lot, and I would be heartbroken if something were to happen to it..."
"Yeah, yeah, I got it...Don't worry, it'll be safe."
"I mean DEVESTATED! Absolutely-"
"Shut up..."
"Okay."
How fun...It's like putting wild animals in a cage, and watching to see who gets killed first...
Number 11 appears in the room
"Oh, shi-" BEEP "What the BEEP..." Zexion stared at the ceiling. "What the -BEEP- will you stop -BEEP-ing beeping me you stupid -BEEP- piece of demented perverted -BEEP- son of a -BEEP-ing beep!"
"Who are you talking to, my lovely?" The Chilly Academic asked.
Marluxia hadn't become aware of the change of the surroundings...He was still dancing wildly in the background. "LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!" The mar suddenly opened his eyes, became aware that he was in a dark room, and his actions completely changed. He crouched down in the corner, rocking from side to side, so as to comfort himself..."We're in this together Daniel, it's okay...I've blocked the door, we're safe...NO, don't let your sanity drop, HOW MANY TINDERBOXES DO I HAVE?"
Vexen noticed this outburst and immediately went over to comfort the still ungraceful assassin... Marly screamed like a 5 year old girl and tears formed in his eyes.
"Calm down Luxia, it's just me...Vexen. You remember me..."
"NOOOOOOOOO! STAY AWAY!"
"Open your eyes, sweetie, it's okay..."
Marluxia took a deep breath and slowly opened one eye. He immediately relaxed.
"Oh, number 4, I'm so glad you came to save me, I was so scared for a-" He screamed again, much like a young boy on steroids... "GET OUT OF THE INFECTED FLESH BEFORE IT...OH GOD, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"I'm not standing in any infected flesh, please calm down."
"Okay, I'll try to-" His eyes suddenly locked onto Zexion's. "Alexander!" He ran over to number 6. "Alexander, it's you! I told me to kill you, but I don't believe me! You're here to help me right? Oh my precious Alexander!" Marluxia pinned a confused Zexion to the wall and captured his mouth in a kiss. Vexen's eyes went cold.
"You stay away from my robin!" He ran over to Marluxia and hit him in the head with a stone pickaxe before grabbing hold of Zexion and pinning him to the floor, but the assassin quickly recovered and hit the blonde with a potted cactus, which unfortunately, got stuck in one of his acid green eyes...
"Now, where were we Alexander?"
'I'M NOT ALEXANDER, YOU MANIAC!" Zexion shouted.
"Yes, that's right. Tell that pink haired idiot that you're longing to be with me!"
"Shut up cactus face!"
"Ah, such harsh words, but I can sense your undying love for me!"
"DAMN YOU 13!"
Ahh, such harsh words Zexion. Fine. Maybe 11 can turn his attention on 4...
"Oh, God, I've damaged your beautiful face! What have I done to you?"
"No worries, 11, I feel no pain when I gaze upon the face of the wonderful number 6!"
"That brat? Never! I will not allow it! You will have eyes for me and me only!"
"Well, I admit, you are quite charming, but nothing compared to my sweet honey!"
"Where is he anyway?" They both looked around the room...Zexion was nowhere in sight.
Dammit! I was so busy watching you two, even I let 6 escape! I'll go find him...after...You two continue...
'The Perfect distraction...That should buy me some time...If I can figure out where he's put all those new rooms he's created.'
"Hey Roxas?"
"..."
"Roxas?"
"..."
"Oh sorry, I mean uh, The King, Your Awesomeness, Superior, Bringer of Doom, Creator of Reality, Key of Destiny and Dark End of the Flame?"
"Yes Axel, my Queen?"
"You're acting like a perv..."
"Nonsense! Have more lemonade and come watch the MarVex!" 13 laughed evilly.
"Is that what you call it, now?"
"Yes it is, Queen."
"Please stop calling me Queen..."
"Then perhaps I could think of a new name for you? Maybe something like 'The Ruler, The Destroyer, The Finder, The Flurry of The Dancing Flames, Mangosteen and 8th God of The Fire!'"
"...That actually does have a nice ring to it..."
"Glad you like it..."
"And that is a lovely book, your highness."
"Isn't it though?"
"I would really love to get revenge on Demyx..."
"Be my guest!" Roxas gladly handed over the book.
Meanwhile
Demyx walked into Xigbar's room and stared at the pink, glittery walls, Hello Kitty Pillowcase and the unicorn poster. "It's so pretty!"
"No it isn't Demyx, now take off your coat."
Demyx giggled. "You haven't said that in a while."
"Do you want the dress or not?"
"Fine." Demyx sighed...Demyx handed his beloved coat to Xigbar who had already dropped the purple silk dress into a pot of Acid that happened to be in his closet...He sighed in relief. It was wonderful to wear a normal organization coat again. Demyx jumped for joy when he was handed the beautiful pink dress.
Don't think you're off the hook...
Suddenly the coat was on the floor, and it was engulfed in flames. Demyx's dress vanished from his hands and appeared on Xigbar...again.
Demyx burst into tears. "MY BEAUTIFUL COAT...HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME ROXY?"
Actually, you can blame The Ruler, The Destroyer, The Finder, The Flurry of The Dancing Flames, Mangosteen and 8th God of The Fire for this!
"Who?"
AXEL, YOU MORON. And you will not call him Roxy! Address him as either "My Lord" "Your Highness" or "The King, Your Awesomeness, Superior, Bringer of Doom, Creator of Reality, Key of Destiny and Dark End of the Flame"
Thanks for letting him know what I am to be called.
Everyone should know, My Lord.
2,962 words...i had quite a bit to say in my portion of the chapter though, lol
That's all I could come up with for 4/6/11...maybe there will be more O_o
