Phoenix:Where's everybody?

Edgeworth:I came to listen to your thoughts.

Phoenix:That's a first.

Edgeworth:Well, I'm gonna kill myself, anyway.

Phoenix:What?

Edgeworth:Nothing.

Phoenix:Anyway, this'll be your last chance to learn the truth!

Edgeworth:Whatever.

Court

Judge:Usually the prosecution would start, but ScrEW hIm!

Edgeworth:What!

Judge:ToNIght, WE'll staRt With...DAMON GANT!

Gant:*stare*Hey! Lana's gonna talk, making my presence pointless!

Lana:I confess.

Edgeworth:You confessed already. We ignored you for a reason.

Lana:Why?

Edgeworth:Because you're a woman!

Judge:Who cares! The defendant is-

Edgeworth:OBJECTION!-The prosecution hasn't proven guilt beyond reasonable doubt!

Judge:So? THat oNLy matTErs foR tHE US! This is Japan!

Gant:*stare*Shut up, Worthy!

Edgeworth:I've been wanting to say this for a long time, Chief Gant...FUCK YOU!

Phoenix Wright! Rated M for Edgeworth's potty mouth!

Edgeworth:I call Ema Skye to the stand!

Lana:I already confessed! I don't think this-

Edgeworth:I don't care, woman!

Ema enters

Edgeworth:State stuff!

Ema:Ema Skye. Scientifically, student.

Edgeworth:Two years ago, you witnessed a murder, correct?

Ema:Yes, but I'm trying to forget about it.

Edgeworth:Too bad because you're testifying on it.

Ema:What!

Testimony

Statement-2:Joe Darke came. Neil came and fought him.

Statement-3:While fighting, lightning struck.

Cross-Examination

Statement-2:Joe Darke came. Neil came and fought him.

Statement-3:While fighting, lightning struck.

Phoenix:Hold it!-So?

Ema:I couldn't talk, being traumatized, so I drew a picture. I guess its scientifically lost now.

Phoenix:OBJECTION!-Actually, I found a picture.

Ema:That's scientifically it!

Edgeworth:Why do you have the list? Only I should have it!

Phoenix:Looks like you only got half.

Edgeworth:What!

Phoenix:In fact...there could be a picture behind Edgeworth's half!

Edgeworth:I'll check...! This piece of shi-...There's something drawn. It's...

Judge:The demonic figure, dancing under the moonlight, staring into my soul! The blue badger!

Phoenix:Before we continue...you know why you were terrible with paper-related tasks in school, Edgeworth?

Edgeworth:No.

Phoenix:It's because you forget that paper has TWO SIDES!

Edgeworth:ACK! My secret shame!

Seriously, though. Twice, this happened!

Judge:WeLL, I Don't SEE Any ConTraDIctioNS HerE. The DEFENDant is-

Edgeworth:Shut up!

Ema:That picture shows what I scientifically saw.

Phoenix:OBJECTION!-There's a contradiction. Mainly, the knife. It contradicts stuff too much, so its a forgery!

Edgeworth:No!

Phoenix:What she really saw was Neil's award's knife!

Edgeworth:That would mean Neil is holding the knife!

Ema:Scientifically wait! That blue badger picture...I drew it!

Lana:Stop pursuing this! Please!

Edgeworth:Shut up, woman!

Ema:After I scientifically pushed the man with the knife, I saw it.

Phoenix:Well, if you move this jar, it matches the picture!

Edgeworth:So?

Phoenix:This picture shows the murder took place in Chief Gant's office! The picture shows an armor with a sharp knife. If Neil was pushed, he'd fall there! So...*gulp*

Edgeworth:So logically, Ema pushed Neil into the knife.

Phoenix Wright! Making traumatic memories worst!

Ema:I...scientifically...killed...Neil?

Ema fainted

Lana:Ema didn't kill him! Do you even have proof!

Edgeworth:Quiet, woman. There's a possibility the victim left a message.

Phoenix:When you connect the dots on this pot, you get...Ema.

Gant:See, Worthy? You proved you might've sent an innocent man to death. With forged evidence, no less!

Edgeworth:KRAAAHH!

The crowd began yelling loudly, ignoring judge's gavel. No one know where this trial was heading torwards.