Phoenix:Where's everybody?
Edgeworth:I came to listen to your thoughts.
Phoenix:That's a first.
Edgeworth:Well, I'm gonna kill myself, anyway.
Phoenix:What?
Edgeworth:Nothing.
Phoenix:Anyway, this'll be your last chance to learn the truth!
Edgeworth:Whatever.
Court
Judge:Usually the prosecution would start, but ScrEW hIm!
Edgeworth:What!
Judge:ToNIght, WE'll staRt With...DAMON GANT!
Gant:*stare*Hey! Lana's gonna talk, making my presence pointless!
Lana:I confess.
Edgeworth:You confessed already. We ignored you for a reason.
Lana:Why?
Edgeworth:Because you're a woman!
Judge:Who cares! The defendant is-
Edgeworth:OBJECTION!-The prosecution hasn't proven guilt beyond reasonable doubt!
Judge:So? THat oNLy matTErs foR tHE US! This is Japan!
Gant:*stare*Shut up, Worthy!
Edgeworth:I've been wanting to say this for a long time, Chief Gant...FUCK YOU!
Phoenix Wright! Rated M for Edgeworth's potty mouth!
Edgeworth:I call Ema Skye to the stand!
Lana:I already confessed! I don't think this-
Edgeworth:I don't care, woman!
Ema enters
Edgeworth:State stuff!
Ema:Ema Skye. Scientifically, student.
Edgeworth:Two years ago, you witnessed a murder, correct?
Ema:Yes, but I'm trying to forget about it.
Edgeworth:Too bad because you're testifying on it.
Ema:What!
Testimony
Statement-2:Joe Darke came. Neil came and fought him.
Statement-3:While fighting, lightning struck.
Cross-Examination
Statement-2:Joe Darke came. Neil came and fought him.
Statement-3:While fighting, lightning struck.
Phoenix:Hold it!-So?
Ema:I couldn't talk, being traumatized, so I drew a picture. I guess its scientifically lost now.
Phoenix:OBJECTION!-Actually, I found a picture.
Ema:That's scientifically it!
Edgeworth:Why do you have the list? Only I should have it!
Phoenix:Looks like you only got half.
Edgeworth:What!
Phoenix:In fact...there could be a picture behind Edgeworth's half!
Edgeworth:I'll check...! This piece of shi-...There's something drawn. It's...
Judge:The demonic figure, dancing under the moonlight, staring into my soul! The blue badger!
Phoenix:Before we continue...you know why you were terrible with paper-related tasks in school, Edgeworth?
Edgeworth:No.
Phoenix:It's because you forget that paper has TWO SIDES!
Edgeworth:ACK! My secret shame!
Seriously, though. Twice, this happened!
Judge:WeLL, I Don't SEE Any ConTraDIctioNS HerE. The DEFENDant is-
Edgeworth:Shut up!
Ema:That picture shows what I scientifically saw.
Phoenix:OBJECTION!-There's a contradiction. Mainly, the knife. It contradicts stuff too much, so its a forgery!
Edgeworth:No!
Phoenix:What she really saw was Neil's award's knife!
Edgeworth:That would mean Neil is holding the knife!
Ema:Scientifically wait! That blue badger picture...I drew it!
Lana:Stop pursuing this! Please!
Edgeworth:Shut up, woman!
Ema:After I scientifically pushed the man with the knife, I saw it.
Phoenix:Well, if you move this jar, it matches the picture!
Edgeworth:So?
Phoenix:This picture shows the murder took place in Chief Gant's office! The picture shows an armor with a sharp knife. If Neil was pushed, he'd fall there! So...*gulp*
Edgeworth:So logically, Ema pushed Neil into the knife.
Phoenix Wright! Making traumatic memories worst!
Ema:I...scientifically...killed...Neil?
Ema fainted
Lana:Ema didn't kill him! Do you even have proof!
Edgeworth:Quiet, woman. There's a possibility the victim left a message.
Phoenix:When you connect the dots on this pot, you get...Ema.
Gant:See, Worthy? You proved you might've sent an innocent man to death. With forged evidence, no less!
Edgeworth:KRAAAHH!
The crowd began yelling loudly, ignoring judge's gavel. No one know where this trial was heading torwards.
