There is a perfectly reasonable, logical explanation that will fully describe the reason that I have been incapable of adding another chapter.

Please just give me a minute or so to make one up...

Enjoy!


Saria and Link were sneaking in the fields outside the castle. Saria could crawl on the grass just fine. Using her arms and hips to wriggle around, she actually got pretty far.

Link, just to be funny, mimicked the motion, and crawled along next to her.

"So, how do we get in?"

"Door on the east side."

"How do we get there?"

"Unguarded west side." Link snickered as he led the crippled Saria to the stone road that he claimed was unguarded.

He and Saria wriggled their way until they could attempt to stand up. They did so, standing next to the small moat that encircled the mighty piece of masonry that was the castle.

"Hey!" Link heard someone say, and he pulled himself and Saria into the current of the water.


The guard was tired of standing in one place all day, and perhaps he was a bit delusional. He could've sworn he had just seen a girl with green hair, and a guy with blonde hair, both wearing all green clothing, jump into the moat.

Even if they weren't delusions, which he really doubted, seeing as no one ever tried to enter the castle, then they would be swept away by the current. And, then they wouldn't be his problem.

"Benefit of the doubt. They do not exist. I will let it slide…" He mumbled as he went back to just standing there. (A/N: And you thought all of those guards standing around didn't know anything and were dumb! HA!)


Saria was shocked at the cold wet water. And she was more in shock that Link pushed her into it.

He was swimming next to her, looking at her from under the water. Then she noticed, she was being brought away from him.

She tried to scream for him, but that only made her lose her air. She tried vigorously to fight the current, but she was too weak, and didn't know how to swim all that well and she had a bad leg.

She eventually gave up hope and let herself drift a bit.

Suddenly, she felt a jerk from the back of her tunic. She looked back, still out of breath and about to die of suffocation, and saw that it was Link.

He pulled her hair back and her head surfaced. Now gasping for air, she was about to scream.

Link put his hand over her mouth and stopped her, for this would blow their cover.

"Shush! Next time, keep your head up." Link winked at her, and he anger towards him melted away.

"Thank you Link." Saria blushed as she whispered to him.

"Come on, I'll swim for you." He spoke softly, still not wanting to talk or be heard.

Saria let Link garb her side tightly, and did very little as he effortlessly plowed through the water against the current.

He's so strong… Saria was in her own little dream world, being held by the young man that she had known since his birth.

"Ok, now, we're safe." Link helped Saria, now soaking wet, out of the water, and let her lay on the hot cement to dry.

While she lay in the hot sun, Link was already up and moving again.

"What are you doing?"

"Getting in."

"How?" Saria heard a big clunk, and then sat up to actually look at what Link did.

Somehow, her boyfriend had pushed a box, twice as tall and wide as himself, across the ground with no help or support.

I love it! He is SO strong… I bet he is twice as strong as Randall… And then she shivered amidst the beating sun.

"Saria?" Link asked, undoubtedly to the fact that Saria was shivering.

"Oh Link… I-I was just comparing your strength to Randall… I d-don't want to think about him ever again…" Saria seemed as if about to cry.

"Hey there Saria, he came in time right?" Rareen asked from Link's cap.

"Yeah… but just in time… Rareen, you were not there… how close he was to me…" Saria began to tremble, and Link sat down next to her.

"It's ok, right?" Link stroked her hair, and Saria stared off into open space.

Link knew that even though he was trying to make Saria feel better that she wasn't really listening or paying attention.

Then perhaps this'll get her attention, and maybe lighten her up a bit…

Link was still stroking her hair, and then in a deadly fast movement, his head shot over to her abdomen, and he lift her shirt up a small amount. Then he gave her the raspberries, and she burst into laughter.

"Link!" She screamed as he began to tickle her a bit.

"Stop it Link!" She pleaded through laughter.

Perfect. He thought.

Link lay back, and let his guard down purposely for a few moments. This gave Saria the chance she needed to get back at Link.

He laughed at the light feeling of being tickled by her.

"Sorry, I'm not as ticklish."

"I know where you are ticklish though!" Saria kissed Link on the lips and leaned on top of him.

Yep, I am ticklish there Saria…


Saria felt a bit dissatisfied with the kiss though, she thought of ways to make it more, but nothing came to her. She slowly let herself off of Link and sat down.

"What's wrong?"

"I-I don't know. That kiss just wasn't enough for some reason." (A/N: This is that humorous problem I mentioned... I say no more...)

"I'm sorry…" Link blamed it on himself.

"No no! It wasn't you, me if anything. Ah never mind… let's get into this castle!"

Link helped Saria up and had her get up on top the box tower that he had created.

"What do I do now?"

"Jump."

"But… I can't."

"Hmm… I'll help you." Link picked her up by her upper thighs and back and realized that he wasn't going to be able to make it himself.

Maybe I can get her over though…

Link jumped, and sure enough, he was just short of landing it.

"Saria! Let go!" He dropped her lightly on the other edge, and fell back into the watery moat beneath him.

"Link!" Then Saria remembered that Link could repel the current, so she waited for him to get back.

Moments later, and dripping wet, he arrived in front of her.

"Well? Let's go!" He cheered she followed him, still crawling, through a small gap in the wall.


Cheryl and Xavier were finally capable of stopping. It was about an hour of solid running, and Xavier ended up carrying Cheryl for much of it. For some reason, the bulk of the people following them left to go see some man consume an unnatural amount of strawberry lemonade. They were not intrigued by this at all, and instead decided to flee into the back alleyways.

"So, what do we do here?"

"Well, if we were to follow the examples of all of the other kids in the alleys, we'd be making love, but, I have something to show you."

"Aw..." Cheryl moaned in displeasure. (A/N: What a strange girl... she really wants this guy if she is willing to do THAT so early...)

"No no my little tomboyish girlfriend! I do NOT want to be seen doing that in public."

"Good point… but then again… you don't realize how many crazy things Randall made me do…"

"Um Cheryl… I thought you hated Randall."

"Oh my gosh yes! I hated that man with a dying passion. I still do. May he rot in Din's furnaces! But, I do have to admit, he wasn't so bad for the first day or two… that was before I got to see that he was a terrible man who just liked me for my body."

"Which I don't."

Cheryl glared at him.

"Oops… you know that I meant I like you for your mind first, right?"

"But I'm still cute and hot right?"

"Of course!"

"Then good." Cheryl, being cradled by Xavier in his lean arms, reached up and tried to give him a kiss. This only caused them to fall over.

"Ow!"

"Sorry!" Cheryl couldn't help laughing.

"Yeah, go ahead and laugh. I would be angry, but you look too cute right now." Xavier pulled her close and leaned back against a wall.

From there, he touched her nose with his own. Cheryl couldn't help but giggle.

So much for taking me somewhere eh Xavier? Cheryl didn't say it out loud though.

Xavier wanted to grant Cheryl's wish right then, but knew how bad it would look on his reputation to the city.

"Ok… ugh… Cheryl? I-I really want to show you something first… before we get into any of… that."

Cheryl, her eyes closed, moaned, yet again, in displeasure.

"You know, at the rate you are denying me, I am beginning to wonder if you are a homosexual…"

"Oh yeah?" Xavier kissed her again deeply.

"And that was to prove what? A girl can kiss a girl on the lips. Some do it for practice."

Xavier looked at her like she was crazy.

"Prove to me tonight then." (A/N: O.o insert Eye-twitch here)

"But I've only had an hour and a half of sleep for a total of 39 hours." Xavier complained.

"Well too bad!" Cheryl mocked him; Xavier loved every second of it, "I will get you while you're sleeping then. Either way, you are too cute to ignore."

Oh Cheryl, you cheeky little imp… Xavier laughed.

"We'll see where everything goes tonight then." Xavier replied.

"That is much better Xie."

"What was that? 'Eksie'?" Xavier tried to pronounce it.

"Yeah, your new name is Xie."Cheryl leaned back into him and sunk into his already lean figure snuggly.

"Maybe just resting like this isn't such a bad idea." Xie said as he began to drowse off to Cheryl's soft breathing.

"I know…"

A few minutes of sitting on top of one another, Xavier began to stir.

"What now?" Cheryl asked a bit annoyed of the movement.

"You can call me Xie if, and only if, I can call you Cherbear."

"No." Cheryl's reply was instantaneous, "Absolutely not."

"What's that my Cherbear?"

"Oh I hate you." Cheryl's tone of voice, however, was rather misleading.

"But I love you Cherbear!" Xavier hugged her closely and kissed her on the cheek.

"Back to bed? So we can stay up later?" Cheryl asked with a hint of seduction in her voice.

"Goodnight." Xavier didn't want to respond.

"Ah, checkmate." Cheryl snickered as she pressed Xavier and herself up against the sacks of grain that they were sitting on and the two went off to bed by the warmth they got from one another.


XT had been working his metal hindquarters off that day, and it seemed that neither Link and Saria or Cheryl and Xavier, seemed to want to accept his offer for lunch. He understood this. Perhaps he'd get them for dinner.

He had just finished building the parts of what he called 'the stage' and he loved them. Piecing them together was going to be a nightmare, but it was nothing that he couldn't handle. He had already proven to himself that he could finish the whole thing within the given amount of time if he continued his pace, and, being a robot, nothing could stop him from his protocol.

With ultra powerful electromagnets, and a large lighting system, XT was disappointed that it was only for one night. The thing he was plotting was going to be a night to remember in Hyrule.

"Hmm… I think I will need that mixture about now…" XT mumbled, his hood still covering his face to these people.

He began to run a series of adding and mixing to his 'stomach' which contained the vast amounts of strawberry-lemonade. Soon, he would have the right chemicals to make the right kind of metal out of these hyrulian steel sheets.

"What are you doing?"

"Making a new kind of metal."

"What is it called? It is pretty?"

"To me it is… it is a type of super conducting steel, one that can absorb lightning! And, it also will allow me to play around with something."

"Like what?"

"Imagine a box that makes new sounds." XT tried to explain. (A/N: He is trying to explain a turntable... and not donig so well...)

"Like this?" A man in the back pulled out a small wind up music player.

"Kind of… but with much more… variety."

"What can you do with it?"

"So much, it is not describable."

"What are you going to do with it?"

"I am announcing it later. Please ask again… sorry for the inconvenience." They asked no more as XT built his big box.

Ok, now for my excuse. My cousins came over for about three days, and I was incapable of using my computer during that time. (Yeah, maybe they'll buy this... for the record, I really did have my cousins over...)

(Randomness moment of the day:) OMG! BUY the band 'Caramell's new album off of iTunes "Supergott (speedy mixes)" I COMMAND IT OF YOU!!

More coming soon...