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"Okay girls, what's your story." Patty started jumping up and down waving her hand in the air. Her long, disguised, red hair bounced with each jump. Her bright green eyes sparked with excitement.

"Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Yes Patty?"

"I'm Penelope, the giraffe witch! I grew up with my sister in Queens! I like to maim, kill and torture by stretching their necks until they rip!" Liz stared at her sister.

"I think she's enjoying this too much."

"Liz, what's your role?"

"I'm Eleanor, the rabbit witch. I grew up with Penny. I'm quiet and meek." Liz stated, running her fingers through her short, white hair. Her red eyes darted from wall to wall.

"Kim?"

"I'm me."

"Very good then! Maka?"

"I'm Minerva the owl witch. I'm wise and thoughtful." Maka giggled. Her silver curls bounced around her face. Her pale eyes sparkling in anticipation.

"Good, good. Kid?" Kid said nothing, glaring sullenly.

"Kid…." Kid huffed.

"I'm Debbie the bat witch. I'm mute because Shibusen cut my vocal cords. I can't see well in the day and I show signs that I have been tortured." He recited bitterly. He did his best to resist killing anyone who was giggling.

"Alright then, let's fetch Eruka and send you all on your way."

"Won't they be able to tell we aren't witches though?"

"Nope, witches can't see souls remember?"

"Oh right/."

"Well off you go."

The group descended the stairs into the dungeon. Their new outfits made it somewhat difficult to walk down the steps. Kid began fiddling with his sunglasses until Liz told him to stop. The hallway got darker and darker until they approached Eruka's cell. Kim knocked tenetively and got no response. She knocked harder and harder until Eruka shouted at them to stop.

"Eruka, we're here to help."

"Yeah right."

"Listen Eruka, Shibusen needs your help."

"For what, this collar forces me to do everything you say."

"Well we need you to voluntarily help us." There was a long pause.

"Why?"

"You know Azalea don't you?"

"Yeah the witches are calling her a Holy Savior or something."

"Yes, we need your help to save her and bring her and her mother back here." Eruka peered through the bars.

"Why should I help you?"

"We'll give you your freedom back." Eruka stared quietly.

"What do I have to do?"

"Just take us to the Witch Palace and vouch for us."

"If I do that they'll banish me!"

"Would you rather they keep you locked up here for the rest of your life." Eruka crossed her arms in thought.

"You'll let me go free, no strings attached?"

"None, so long as you don't do anything majorly destructive, we'll leave you alone." Kim came closer.

"We have no interest in witch politics. All we want are Chrona and Azalea."

"Good luck with that."

"We don't need luck, we'll have you." Eruka thought for another minute.

"Yes, I'll help you all."

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"Bitch I'm hungry!"

"Quiet Ragnarok. I trying to get Azalea to sleep."

"Ever since you had that bastard, she's the only thing you seem to care about." She turned to his face with a frosty expression.

"She is."

"What the hell?"

"Ragnarok, I carried this child inside of me, and in some bizarre way so did you."

"I wasn't ever knocked up like you were bitch." her cold stare startled him, but he shook it off.

"Just get me some food." Chrona smacked him lightly.

"No, Azalea comes first."

"Bitch!" A pale hand wrapped around Ragnarok's throat. Chrona turned t see Justin glaring at Ragnarok.

"Do not speak to the Holy Mother that way."

"Justin?"

"Get for crappy hands off of me yeh satanic priest!" Justin's eye narrowed and tighten his hold on Ragnarok.

"Watch your mouth around the Holy Savior."

"I'll say whatever the hell I want."

"Please stop fighting!"

I have no desire to fight but this parasite is dishonoring your Ladyship." Ladyship, that was a new one.

"Who are you calling a parasite?"

"I thought it was obvious, unless you're as stupid as you are small." Oh god, here we go.

"I am not small you crappy priest!"

"You're the size of a plush toy." Justin told him calmly.

"I am not a toy!"

"Perhaps you will be the plaything for the Holy Savior."

"The hell man!"

"Father Justin, please stop teasing Ragnarok." She said quietly with a hint of amusement.

"Alright My Lady. I'll have my eye on you plushie."

"Shut the hell up!" Chrona laughed light and Justin smiled at her expression.

"I am here to serve you Lady Mother."

"I am grateful." Justin ran his finger over Azalea's face.

"It is an honor to be in your presence."

"Thank you." She whispered. She gently moved from his touch.

"There is no need to fear me of all people Holy Mother." Her expression became even more downtrodden.

"It's people like you that want to breed me."

"We merely wish to complete the Trinity. Azalea was the first step."

"Azalea was an accident. Kid-kun and I never intended to conceive her."

"It was fate that caused that child to be born. It is fate that you will birth more. You will be the mother of children that change the world."

"That's not what I want." He pulled a 180 on her. Justin's hands grabbed her shoulders so hard it would leave grey bruises.

"What you want does not matter. Your body is all we need, we will tie you down and force you through if need be." His cold voice sent shivers down her spine. She ripped from his grasp and ran to the freedom of an empty hallway. She heard muffled mumble and words around the corner. She peaked and felt a yelp ripped from her throat before she could stop herself.

She had seen Eruka and Free kissing passionately in the middle of the hall. They broke apart the minute they heard her. She tried to run but Free grabbed her arm to stop her. She opened her mouth to scream but had a large hand clapped over it. She attempted to bite and run out but they wouldn't have it.

"Please Chrona, be quiet. We won't hurt you, geko, so please be quiet."

"Eruka, when did you get back?"

"Listen Chrona, Shibusen sent recue party for you, geko. I led them here."

"You and Free were….."

"Please don't tell anyone Chrona, geko."

"Why?"

"Free isn't exactly well liked among witches, and if they find out we're involved, they'll assume the worst and try to lock him away again." Chrona's eyes softened. They were like her and Kid, they weren't supposed to love each other but they did. That was the way loved worked, it was blind to everything.

"I won't tell anyone." Eruka grabbed Chrona's free hand and shook it, thanking her profusely. Free and Eruka parted with merely a passing glance. Chrona watched them part with a heavy heart. Then Eruka's words really sunk in. People had come to rescue her. She did her best to calm herself, she would have to pretend not to know them unless others were around. She took in her surroundings and realized she hadn't the slightest idea where she was.

"Chrona!" She jumped and saw Hectate in her dog form with her ears pressed against her head.

"There are new witches who wish to pay respects." The wolf-dog bit the hem of her dress ad led her away. She was pulled all the way to the assembly hall. A motley group of witches bowing to her. She searched them and recognized Kim.

"We have come to worship you Holy Mother, you and your child." Kim told her, standing to look her in the eyes. Another looked up at her, golden eyes latched onto her. Underneath the wig and the glasses, she recognized him in a heartbeat. It was her Kid, he had come for her. She stayed quiet and calm despite her euphoria.

Kid stared up at her as she approached. Her hair had grown long and she was dressed in the finest dress. She had only grown more beautiful in her absence. His face grew warm, her legs were on display for all to see. Her sad eyes stared into his and brightened. She recognized him. In her delicate arms was their baby, their Azalea. She was even more beautiful in person. Azalea's pale blue eyes were locked on her mother. Good god, how he wanted to hold his little girl in his arms, what he would give for even a moment.

"Chrona, there you are!" Their gaze broke as she turned to look at the one calling her.

"Where have you been, Justin said he spooked you and you ran off." Noah, the bastard was there, possessively wrapping an arm around the young girl. Chrona flicked her gaze to Kid briefly before staring back at her former captor.

"I'm sorry to have worried you."

"It's alright darling. How's little Azalea?"

"She's fine."

"Good, she's a strong baby, which means she'll grow into a strong woman. Perfect for a daughter of mine." Rage flared in Kid, how dare he try to claim Azalea as his own? Azalea was a daughter of shinigami, not the child of wicked warlock. Azalea was his, not Noah's. Liz hand touched his, reminding him they were undercover and if he blew this he may never get to meet his daughter face to face. So Kid swallowed his pride and tried to remain unnoticed. It got harder when Noah's minions assembled around Chrona as if guarding her. He allowed himself one last glance before going back into his guise of Debbie the Bat Witch.

Damn this world and everyone in it.

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Princess: Kid finally sees his baby in person. Yay! So Noah and Chrona interact more and Justin's a creeper, not to mention Ragnarok makes an appearance. And there's a bit of ErukaXFree love you all! All the girls have their disguises courtesy of Angela. Can't think of anything else.

Reviews: Almost 300!

KlonoaDreams: I thought so.

DeathNoteFagirl13: Yeah, I have to say I like "breeding" characters original or otherwise, it's fun to mess with genetics besides, no demi-witch has ever given birth before on record, who knows what her children could be like.

MyObsidianSoul: I know how it is. I'm writing a manga and a novel as well as working on this and writing out other plot-bunnies. I can't concentrate on ones thing for an extended period time LOL. Well as they say, it's the geniuses who are eccentric

fantasticpanda101: Thank you.

wikisorcerer: Well, I guess that's true, but I guess you could say the combination of two different forms of shinigami-bloodlines is what creates death scythe, but you're free to criticize my theory.

Primitiveradiogoddess: As have I, but whenever you want me to write something out feel free to bug me, it keeps me focused on this piece instead o my novel or manga! ; p

x3sploosh: That's kind of Azalea's purpose. She is a daughter of all races, she has the best qualities of them all. It is unlikely she would birth the children or a warlock or a human due to being realistic about life-spans and the fact that many warlocks are as destructive as witches. Considering also that she is, for all intents and purposes, a shinigami princess, she would marry one of her father's race.

Mikitsan: Yeah if Lorelei had been his fiancé you would pity her too much and she would give up too easily. Kid's fun to torture, I actually had an effeminate character crossdress to protect his twin sister in a previous fanfic, me thinks I enjoy it too much.

kittirasi: and it is here, fear my fanfiction wrath!

Rawr: well, kid's a short purple wig and sunglasses, so that's unlikely but that would be funny.

PunkAssWetard: Thank you, that makes me happy!

Animeaddict411: Thanks I'm actually writing a horror novel, so with luck I'll be published!

dino kid: Fun times for Kid!

Mystifyze: Ooh, that I'd like to see.