Disclaimer: blah. you suck.

Bella Edward Alice

SQUISHY GOODNESS!

Like those avocadoes that you loved so much?

I hate avocadoes.

Right.

Don't compare it to avocadoes! Unless you're implying…

Whatever it is you think I'm implying, I'm not.

That I can eat this, too….

See? Did I call that one or what?

But it's just like the crayons! ---she sticks the non toxic label in his face.---

Bella, why would you want to eat it?

My play-doh is squishy and green. It knows no explanation.

Bella, just…don't.

Guh. Fine. But it's your fault that I have a repressed childhood.

You're 18.

I MADE A HAT! ---she sticks it on the top of his head, and it soon falls off.---

The fact that that hat didn't stay on like a real hat will have her damaged for like. It's like a child who just found out there's no Santa Claus.

-sigh- Only a Hanukah Harry…

heheheheh. it's like a sequel. squeals

kay. do what you want with this.

nudge i'd choose to review and possibly praise me for my incredible ability at life.

jk. i have none of that.

but R&R anyways. ;D