HERE's DA NEXT CHAPPIE~! ENJOY!
It was around nine, maybe ten when everyone was awake and at the kitchen. Somehow Becka ended up making breakfeast for everyone.
Kisame and Sasori were talking about something stupid while Mathew and Hidan glared at each from across the table. Itachi and Pein were silent as always as Konan chatted to her about make up or something like that. And everyone else, well, they were doing something.
Tobi and Zetsu still weren't back from their mission yet. They were a few hours behind schedule from when they were suppose to of been come home, but Becka was some-what glad as well. Mathew had this weird attatchment to Tobi for some reason.
He kept asking when he was going ot get back and many other freaky questions like 'what's his favorite color' or 'Is he really an Uchiha?' Dumb things.
"Bitch, make me another pancake!" Hidan shouted holding his plate up like an elemantry child. Becka smiled and yanked it from his hand, "Of course, anything for my bitch."
Deidara flashed Hidan a smirk and the immortal snarled in response.
Kisame blinked at the extra pan on the stove, "What's that for?"
Becka rolled her eyes, "For Zetsu of course. I'm making hamburgers for him sense he doesn't eat anything other than meat."
"But why hamburgers?"
"Hamburgers are sorta like pancakes, but less fluffy and more greasy." The girl explained flipping one of the burgers, "They're both sorta oval looking and stuff."
"Ah..."
Mathew leaned on his elbow as he stared at Leader-sama. His glaring contest with Hidan had been ruined thanks to Becka and he had a theory he wanted to test out.
He had read something on fanfiction on how to piss Pein off and he wanted to see if they really worked.
Leader-sama raised an eyebrow at the thirteen year old before taking a sip from his coffee mug. Sensing this was going no where, Mathew leaned closer and stared wide eyed at him. After a few minutes of this, Pein give in.
"What?"
"Was just wondering something."
"And that is?"
"Why do you have dots on your face?"
-Insert irritated Pein's face-
"They're not dots, they're piercings."
"Piercings huh? So you must have alot right?"
Leader-sama narrowed his eye and nodded slightly.
"Like all over your body?" Mathew pestered, "Like arms, legs, torso, everywhere?"
"Yes...?" Pein said taking a sip from his coffee.
"Even your private parts?"
He choked on his coffee and Becka turned around way to fast and the frying pan slid from her hands and made a direct hit on the one and only, Hidan.
Deidara and Kisame started laughing at the immortal while Leader-sama used the flicker technique and poofed out of the room.
Becka covered her mouth trying to conceal her smile, but failed epically, "I am sooo sorry." She studdered. Her voice a mixture of laughs and giggles, "That was an accident."
Hidan shoved the pan at her, "I better be getting more damn pancakes wrench!"
Becka stopped her giggles and looked seriously at him, "Hidan, I have a quote I've been wanting ot tell you for awhile. 'The men may wear the pants, but it's the women who control the zipper'. Just keep that in mind."
"Da fuck is that suppose to mean?"
Konan obviously understood and nodded in agreeance with her fellow female companion.
"I couldn't agree more Becka."
Sasori gave Mathew a glance, "Just why do all the questions you ask revolve around private areas?"
The boy shrugged, "It makes things alot more embarressing."
"Ah."
"That reminds me-"
Sasori poofed out of there faster than Leader-sama did. Mathew was making some real good friends.
The front door opened up and then came, "TOBI'S HOME!" Followed by a mask man bolting into the kitchen and tackling Becka into a hug.
"Tobi's back~!"
The lollipop cheered as Becka laughed and hugged him back. Deidara looked at her as if she were crazy and Kakuzu just rolled his eyes, thanked her for the meal, then left.
Then he was replaced by the all loving plant man, Zetsu.
Becka waved, "Hallo!"
Hello~!
Aww...
White Zetsu bristled, but said nothing as he sat down. Becka set a plate containing four hamburgers infront of him.
And this is?
"Hamburgers." She replied heading back to the stove, "Duh."
Couldn't of said it any better myself.
I know what they are damnit, but why'd you make them is what I'm asking!
Becka flipped a pancake, "Why not? I mean, I don't recall anyone making you something for breakfeast so I decided to be the first."
Mathew leaned close to the plant man, "Aw he's blushing."
And this is? Black Zetsu asked with a frown as white Zetsu blushed harder. Lucky for the plant the venus fly trap stopped anyone else but Mathew to see the red faced Zetsu.
"I'm Mathew, Becka's somewhat adopted brother. You must be the legendary Zetsu right?"
Sure...
"I hate you."
What?
Mathew squinted his eyes at the shocked plant man, "I've got my eyes on you Zetsu."
Becka rolled her eyes serving two pancakes infront of Tobi who thanked her eagerly before running off.
"Bitch where's my pancakes?"
"They're coming you impationt bastard!" Becka snapped holding a spactula threateningly at him. Hidan snorted, "I'm not intimidated by a bitch tool used by a female."
Becka threw her hands up, "Jesus take me away!"
She mumbled before heading back to the stove mumbling curse words under her breath along the words of "Fucking immortal...gonna shove Kisame's sword...and fucking kill him..."
Zetsu began eating his burgers concealing a hidden smile. Nobody ever cooked breakfeast for him, never.
Mathew was still creepily glaring at him.
Do you got a problem kid?
Black Zetsu growled while White Zetsu decided to stay out of it.
"I do you traitor!"
Silence...
What in Kami's name are you talking about?
Both halves of Zetsu growled. How dare this boy accuse them of being unfaithful to the Akatsuki! If it weren't for the fact of him being Becka's half brother thing, he would've already killed the little prick already.
"I know about Tobi and project-"
Mathew was cut off by a karate chop to the head by Becka.
"Don't be rude!"
Mathew huffed, "Well sorry I don't like him!"
Becka dragged Mathew out the kitchen and into the living-room where they could speak in private.
"Just what the hell was that all about?" Becka hissed.
"Zetsu and Tobi's gonna help destroy the Akatsuki! We gotta warn Leader-sama and-"
"Mathew, how many times must we go over this, ..!"
"We already screwed up the time-line by coming here, why not just tell them everything?"
Becka facepalmed, "Think about it Mathew." She said slowly, "If you tell them this, there's a high possibility we'll be killed in the process, so just shut up and act dumb!"
"Fine!" Mathew snapped, "Just don't go blaming me when they all end up dying!"
Becka sighed and ruffled his hair, "I won't Mathew." She murmered, "I won't."
I"M SOO SORRY! I would've updated on Friday but my dad came earlier than planned and I couldn't upload. TT_TT Review please?
