May Twenty-Seventh—More Underwear
This is dedicated to Yamasasha, whose birthday is also in May though she won't tell me when…anyway, happy belated or early birthday:)
"Misaki, how come you're not wearing the new garments I got you?"
"Because they are ridiculous, obviously."
"But you promised."
Misaki swung around and pointed sharply at his lover. "Why don't you where underwear that I pick out for you!"
A look of pleasant surprise crossed his face. "You would pick out something for me to wear? I would love that."
Misaki's arm fell limply to his side. So much for that scenario. "Misaki, come, let's go to that shop again and you can pick out something for me and I promise to wear it."
"Are you freaking kidding me?" Misaki gasped as he was dragged from the house back to the sex store he'd sworn he would never enter again on pain of death…and yet…
"Well, go on, pick one. Or two. Or three! I'll wear them all."
Misaki's eyes were wide as saucers. He stared at Usagi-san as if he'd grown a second head. He'd honestly never seen the man this excited except when they were having sex.
Misaki didn't know what to do. He gritted his teeth and actually looked at the garments before him. To his annoyance, he found them all garish and too bright and none of them suited Usagi-san at all. He stared into space as his sanity caught up with what he was thinking. Disgusted, he started to turn away, but some silken black boxers caught his eye.
"Those ones," he murmured, pointing at them.
"Mm?" Usagi looked at them. "Oh, those will do nicely." He pulled them off the rack. "These ones, rights?" Misaki nodded, blushing. "Very well, storekeeper, I need ten pairs of this one."
"Ten pairs? Usagi-san, are you crazy? You don't need ten freaking pairs!"
"Yes I do. Anything you like, I must get."
Misaki new he should never have opened his mouth.
He would be dealing with this six months.
He could have died, right there in the store.
But that was not to be since Usagi purchased the goods and dragged Misaki back home to try them on.
This was so not good.
And, another chapter done…finally…Okay, gonna go to sleep now. Night night. Oh yeah, review please!
