This chapter exists for no other purpose than to satiate the readers while I work on the sacred…story that my muse has been psyched about. Go on. Just guess what it is.

(-Chibi Link is throwing a cocktail party in the background-)

! CL, you're not old enough to drink alcohol!

YL: Ripico pico Picori pi. Was that right?

Isaac: How am I supposed to know? I speak English, not…whatever that is.

YL: Well, you'll get the translation in today's short.

(-Vaati walks in nervously-)

Vaati: Pi pico Ripico Picori pico?

YL: Ri Ripico.

(-Vaati sighs in relief and leaves-)

CL: You aren't? Aww, c'mon!

YL: You can have the honors in your own fic.

(-CL grins evilly-)

Errmmm…let's start, shall we?

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Young Link passed a blonde woman in a blue suit sipping a latte in the lobby and did not recognize her. "Hey, how'd you get in here!"

The woman sighed. "It's just me, pipsqueak. Samus."

"Oh." Young Link stared at a textbook she was reading. "Wuzzat?"

"It's an English-Chozo dictionary. I'm trying to learn their language so I can speak it and utterly confuse people." Samus smirked a little.

Young Link stood proudly. "Well, I already know a foreign language! Want me to show you?"

"Is it Hylian?"

"Nope!" Young Link announced proudly. "Here, I'll show you." The boy cleared his throat and spoke: "Ripico pico Picori pi!"

Crash!

'Pi! Pico! Ripi Picori! Pi! Pi pico!" was heard as a figure in purple burst out of a hall closet and ran out of sight, leaving Samus to gawk and Young Link to cackle.

At last, Samus gathered the courage to ask, "What did you say?"

Young Link grinned. "I just threatened that guy with lemon juice. He can turn into a giant eyeball, see…. No pun intended."

"Ah. Hey, you hear about the new Smashers?" Samus opened up a laptop and went to a website with a black background. "Five of these characters have been confirmed. One is me without my power suit, which you're seeing right now." Samus clicked on a picture of Fierce Deity Link. "I think this may interest you. Read that." She pointed to the screen.

Young Link looked as he was told, and what he read made his heart skip a beat.

Entrance: You see YL then he puts on the Fierce Deity Mask and transforms.

"Just thought you might want to know," Samus said, leaving the boy to gawk at the screen.

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Well, I don't know if this is still up there, but it's what I read last time I was there. It was a fan based site, but provided surprisingly accurate predictions. I think the only guy they were missing was Snake.

This was typed in record time. EVIL SHORTNESS!

YL: I certainly hope they're right about the Fierce Deity part! –grins evilly-

CL: If it is, then Farore save us all.

Well if the site's right, Isaac will be featured, too. And Jenna.

Isaac: BOOYAH! Now I can finally win her over!

YL: And I'll be elsewhere when that's going on.

And now the time is ripe for the long dead parody to rise again…MC:DD PHOENIX EDITION!

DDR: Everybody dance now!

(-Everybody dances-)