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Im back and hopefully better than before! Another wonderful chapter from yours truly the Super Sandie and Master of ... Im going to stop there!

Prompt by: meee

Yep you guessed it, it was another quiet and calm day in the ever tall tower, home to the superheroes of America

The reason was Tony, Steve, Bruce, Thor, Loki, Clint, Natasha, Pepper, Pedro and Saffron were all gathered around a huge table in the middle of the Tower

"Right!" Tony exclaimed standing up

They were all excited about what was about to happen... Except one

Clint was not thrilled about being there, "Oh great another Stark idea" He sarcastically mumbled before Natasha hit him

"Shut it Katniss, no I have gathered you all today for a little family bonding and..."

"There's Hydrogen and Helium, Lithium and Beryllium, Boron, Carbon, Oxygen..."

"LEGOLAS! Your interrupting and since when did you know the Elements of the Periodic Table... by the way you missed Nitrogen"

Clint slouched in his chair and yawned, " What ever"

Tony coughed, " Anyway as I was saying, we are going to be playing a game of 'Will you press the button'"

Pepper began clapping and everyone else joined in just as Thor boomed, "WHAT IS WILL YOU PRESS THE BUTTON?"

Tony tapped his nose and smirked, "You'll find out, Point Break"

Thor was horribly confused...

"Now Loki is going to help us make this more... Erm... Real" Tony explained

Loki smiled and unveiled a box with a huge red button in the middle of it

"Okay we'll take turns, I have a list drawn up so..."

"Mahna Mahna, Do doo do-do-do, Mahna Mahna..." Clint sang and everybody stared at him

"Excuse me Merida, for that you can go first!" Tony was fed up with Clint by now

Clint raised his hand in surrender, "Fine" He smiled as Natasha and Pepper looked him

"A-Hem... You will get massive healing powers but... *Snigger* you will get a taste of a feminine life"

Clint who wasn't thinking straight didn't totally understand exactly what Tony had said and replied, "I will"

Everybody burst out laughing while Clint just shrugged his shoulder and slammed his fist on the red button

*Poof*

Natasha sniggered in amusement as Clint looked on in wonder, "What?"

Pepper gave Clint her mirror and it took roughly three seconds for the color to drain out of his face and murmuring, "Damn!" Before fainting

Natasha couldn't stop laughing at the sight on the chair beside her, Clint now had long wavy blonde hair, long eyelashes and a slim waist, unfortunately for him, he had turned into a women

"Clintetta needn't worry, the effects will wear off in a couple of hours, lets continue shall we?"

Many of them nodded and Tony began again, "Natasha, you can have any weapon you like, but... No man will ever fall in love with you"

Natasha blushed, "There is nothing going on between me and Clint and for that I will not"

Tony looked shocked, "Aw our scary Widow is actually a little house spider"

"This 'Widow' can kill you in 20 different ways with a paperclip"

Tony stopped smiling and cleared his throat, "Thor, you can have all the Poptarts in the world but... You will be unable to taste"

"Deal" Thor boomed having no clue what so ever

Tony pointed to the box and Thor realised he had to 'Press' it

He did

*Poof*

A stack of Poptarts appeared in front Thor who obviously immediently picked a handful of them and greedily shoved them in his mouth...

After a few chews he pulled a disgusted look and spat out the mush in his mouth

"THESE POPTARTS DONT TASTE OF ANYTHING"

"Well Thor you should have listen to what I just said"

Thor wasn't having any of it and stormed out before slamming the door

Tony sighed at the thought and decided to continue, "Pedro, you can gain confidence but... everyone can hear your thoughts"

The room fell silent, "Well I could do with some a bit of confidence for a while... hum... Okay, yeah let's do it"

Pedro pressed the button

*Poof*

'Well this isn't so bad, I was thinking it was going to be about Saffron, I wouldn't want to be embarrassed in front of her... Oh Shit, they can hear me... God Damn it!'

Pedro, who was all embarrassed, shrugged his shoulders and dropped his head in shame

Tony put his hand on his forehead and took a lungful of air before carrying on, "Saffron, you can gain any Avenger superpower or skill but... It would be at random"

Saffron whistled in amazement and took a moment to think, "Hell why not, let's do it"

She confidently pressed the button...

*Poof*

Nothing

"I don't, feel any different except my eyes hurt"

Silence

"Oh Shit, I've got 'Miss' Barton 'Superpower'" She moaned

Natasha sniggered, "Good job she's still sleeping" And looked at Clint

Tony couldn't believe his perfect game had been ruined

He stood up and while shaking his head he turned around and left

Everyone was a little confused on what was going on till, "…Nitrogen…"

Natasha realised Clint must be waking up... 'Great'

Few hours later everyone returned to normal... Although Natasha noticed Clint's hair was a little more blonde than before

Hee Hee

Lesson Learnt: If Tony wants to play a game, it's best he have more control because inviting ALL the Avengers can lead to its own problems!

Okay peps its official 5 days till x-mas! Whoohoo!

I am hopefully getting a new laptop so instead of typing it all on my iPod and taking FOREVER it'll take less time and y'all have more chapters to read!

T-day was also my last day at school this year so more time as well!

Dont want y'all getting bored of hearing me so till dat next time!

And Merry Christmas, I might do a Christmas chapter if I get time!

PLXS R&R!

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