Moonless: Of course it is! :D
Raichu of Time: Roman's gonna see that in this chapter. Oh hecks yes. Thank you, BTW.
Dranicus101: Are you implying I wasn't popular? *fake offense* I LOVE Dialga and Palkia, they're some of my favorite Legendary. So I made them hilarious in here
OoO Anyways, RANDOMNESS CHAPTER! Not like anything other than randomness has been in this story since chapter 25… or something.
I Don't own anything!
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Mewtwo lazily turned off his TV, crawling to his magic teleporter. "Urgh… so far." He turned it on, and the entire Rising Stars Team appeared. "Gah.. so far…"
Eclipse cocked his head. "What? Kalos?"
"No, you fool! The kitchen! NEED MORE FOOD…" The Genetic Pokemon crawled to the said room, which was about two feet away, where he pushed himself up and began searching for food. "Nooo! I need more food!" In frustration, he began gnawing on thecupboards. "You, team! Go to the local store and bring me more food!"
"Um, do we have a say in this? Where is the nearest Pokemart anyways?" Aegothis asked. Mewtwo fell to the floor again, several pieces of silverware in his mouth.
"DID I SAY YOU COULD SPEAK, PEASANT?" His eyes glowed and a weak telekinetic pulse hit the Servine, who shrugged it off. "Ooh… that took so much energy… hmm…. need more food…" Aegothis nervously shuffled backwards, dragging the rest of the team with him.
Two hours later…
They finally arrived at the Pokemart. "What do you mean; you only carry healing items here? We just walked two hours to get here!" The shopkeeper, a Kangaskhan, looked at them skeptically.
"Did Mewtwo send you here?" The team nodded. "Oh. Well, in that case, here ya go. Technically there's supposed to be a Kecleon Shop over here, but Mewtwo destroyed it because they were out of apples. Then he sent the family that bought the last to the Shadow World. I feel bad for them."
"Yeah…" Grant said, for different reasons than the Kangaskhan. "Wait, are we supposed to drag this back?" He stared in horror at the huge crate full of food that the pokemon had brought out.
"Well… sort of. You see, Mewtwo destroyed the teleporter and our techs are too lazy to fix it, so good luck. See you tomorrow!" The Kangaskhan gave a cheery wave and shoved them out the door, with a few parting words. "Oh yeah, Mewtwo tends to eat a lot every day. Goodbye!" The Parent Pokemon shoved the food crate out with the team.
Four Hours Later…
"Need more num-nums!" Mewtwo roared furiously, lying in a heap on the floor. His entire cave was bare, with the exception of his TV, which was sparking because the Genetic Pokemon was chewing off the edges. "Hm… everything's going black…"
"Finally!" Dust crowed as they dragged the massive food crate into Mewtwo's cave. Everything was stripped bare, including the TV now. Mewtwo was nowhere to be seen. "Did he move out? Huh, I guess we can eat this food then." He pulled out a crown roast, shoving the entire thing into his mouth. Soon the food was gone except for one lone banana, which Roman was reaching for when Mewtwo dragged himself into the cave.
"My food!" he sighed with relief, crawling to the crate! The Rising Stars blushed and Roman quickly dropped the banana, which Mewtwo snatched up. "Oh, my banana babies! Yes! We are reunited once more!" He scarfed down the fruit, peel and all, before reaching in the crate. "Well… where is the rest?" The team winced.
"Scatter!" Jay cried, throwing a Scatterbug at Mewtwo. It bit him, and he cried out in pain overdramatically.
"How does that work?" Yveltal cried, appearing out of nowhere.
"Well, Psychics are weak to Bugs. But a Scatterbug, really, Mewtwo." The feline Legendary managed to stand, still extremely fat.
"You will pay, you multi-chocolate pumpkin wuffles!" Mewtwo evolved into his Y form and slammed a psychic cage over the team, effectively trapping them in. He was now skinny, short, and full of energy.
"Wuffle?" Eclipse said cluelessly. Yveltal, outside the cage, began innocently whistling and flying away. "Yveltal, you traitor!" The Death Pokemon turned and a beam of red light demolished the cage. The Destruction Pokemon swooped down to attack Mewtwo, arms outstretched.
"No!" Mewtwo cried, covering himself with his hands. "I want my mommy!"
"Give me a hug!" Yveltal answered, chasing the Genetic Pokemon.
"WAA!" Dialga broke out of the ground, trampling Mewtwo. The great Steel Dragon was bawling, being chased by both Palkia and Manaphy. Giratina chased all three, waving an old cane and hobbling after them. "Mommy, tell them to stop!"
"I'm not your mommy!" Giratina howled, furious with the Legendary. "Now come here!"
"NEVER!" Dialga roared at the, distorting time so that he could speed away. "You just want Mr. Snuggleface! I tell you, he's mine! I got him for my three thousandth birthday! Mine!" The Roar of Time faded away, and the pokemon chase continued.
"Leave me alone!" Mewtwo wailed, still running from Yveltal. He de-evolved back into his normal form, and immediately fell to the ground, fat and weak once more. The Destruction Pokemon grabbed him and squeezed the life out of him (nearly literally), dragging Mewtwo with him.
"Look Dyegalia or whatever your name is, I have something better than Mr. Snuggleface! I have Mewtwo!" The Temporal Pokemon narrowed his eyes, raising his teddy bear. Mewtwo squirmed in Yveltal's grasp. "Stay out of this, Poolkya, this between us!" Both Yveltal and Palkia narrowed their eyes. "Alright Mewtwo, use… um, Splash!" Mewtwo bobbed uselessly.
"Oh yeah, is that all you got?" Dialga laughed. "Let's go Mr. Snuggleface, use Hyper Beam!" Surprisingly, the teddy bear did, and completely demolished the space where Yveltal and Mewtwo had been. "Hey, where'd they go?"
Maybe the world shall never know… but they didn't die, because if they had then Giratina would be screaming with agony.
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Well then. That was quite the chapter.
