THE DOCTOR IS BACK IN THE HOUSE!!!!!! WHOOPIE FUCKING DOO! In bold and underlined too....so swivel on it Windows Vista!!!!!!!
Waste of bloody time that was.... There was bugger all going on and if I ever see Harold Saxon again he will die very slowly and painfully..... Then I find out this morning that his Mrs shot him.....I wonder why...... Good riddance the guy was a tosser. Ok I know I voted for him, but he was still a tosser! It's funny how EVERYTHING happens whilst we are away. Ianto didn't tell us any of the drama.......Welsh git! How many times am I going to say that over the next few weeks??????!!!!!! Welsh git, Welsh git, Welsh git!!!!!!
Well first class is considerably better than economy, thank you Mr Jones...... What did I say? Lamas and Sherpas in no particular order and way too much snow. Remind me never ever to sit next to Gwen on an aeroplane ever again..... sick bags on standby! If I hear the word wedding one more time!!!!!!!
Unit (sorry UNIT) picked us up from Heathrow and as per Ianto's instructions we were dropped at our respective flats for a weeks worth of getting over the fucking jet lag and really bad food. So I spent a full hour and a half under a wonderful scalding shower then slept for nearly ten hours and woke to the sound of my phone ringing and not the sound of music which was really rather disappointing as you can imagine.
I was a bit surprised really, when I got to the Hub..... The place was immaculate as always. Captain Henderson was flapping about though, it was he that called me in because Ianto had collapsed and fallen down the stairs into the autopsy bay. Apparently his headaches have been getting worse and thankfully being the extra efficient bugger that he is he kept a detailed log of his symptoms..... Sounds like he's had a rough three weeks. He certainly looks ill, even paler than normal if that is remotely possible. Have spent the day running tests and nothing abnormal is showing up except elevated blood pressure and heart rate. He was practically sobbing from the pain though so right now I've got him on a morphine pump and he's sleeping on the couch behind Tosh's desk. Of course, every phone call I had with him whilst we were away he didn't mention any of this, idiot boy.
Quite frankly I am completely baffled by his condition because he is healthy in every other respect....actually did as he was told and ate properly and looked after himself in our absence.
Captain Henderson will with be us for four more days anyway.... gives us a chance to catch up with things a bit. I am just very happy to be back in more civilised parts of the world.
Oh yes, the bloody archangel network has gone down so Ianto's the only one with a workable mobile phone.... How the Hell did he know that that was a no brainer? I wonder sometimes if he's not psychic or something. Maybe some random copy of 'Encyclopaedia (spelt that right WITHOUT the spell check!) Galactica' fell through the Rift and he's got it stashed in the archives.... probably knows all the winning lottery numbers for the next millennia or something...... Welsh git!
Going off track here. I saw in a previous log about some notes for a budget for a new med bay and staff facilities..... He's quite right in the interests of the welfare of the team and as chief medical (ooops the only medical)....officer I have to state that it is an absolute essential. I'm sure Gwen wouldn't argue with an informed opinion. Bet she's having a shag fest with Rhys right now!
I wonder if Tea Boy was doing Captain Henderson, the man does seem rather concerned about Ianto's state of health...... Maybe he's just being nice? Nah, he's UNIT.
Still no word from Harkness, Ianto did mention receiving some random message from him, but didn't elaborate. He's not talking about Jack and he's finally got to that point where he is angry instead of miserable..... like weeks and weeks behind the rest of us. I still don't think he's coming back not sure if I'd be bothered now whether he did or not.
Janet and the leather bird are ok and Ianto has maintained my weevil tracking log for me, which was completely daft of him to worry about it, but I'm not going to thank him either..... that would just be...... wrong in every way!
Two patients were apparently admitted to the 'hospital' so I will have to check with Helen on their status. I know Ianto will want to go out there as soon as possible to visit the inmates. I don't why he does it, they are beyond help and he always gets upset (or so he tells me), but then I think what he did for Lisa who was also beyond help. That boy enjoys self punishment too much for his own good.
Right then, paper work it is as I am sure he'll want a full report for the archive and Gwen will bitch like hell if I don't write one.
Haven't done this for a while.....
Items of furniture.....
Tosh.....China Cabinet....elegant and when you open the door there's loads of neat stuff inside.
Gwen....couch....she really is quite soft and squashy, especially around the boob area.
Ianto..... Wardrobe, only because he's just got out of Narnia.
Me.....Drinks cabinet....full obviously.
