Disclaimer:- Percy Weasley and his boring pep talks are not mine. So, shut up before I set him after you.


Sincerely, Percy Weasley

Dear FanFiction Writers,

What is the basis of your whole website?

I mean, really, what sort of nonsense do you publish?

You make me fall in love with Oliver Wood? That Quidditch loving fanatic who wouldn't let me sleep at nights just because my two insane twin brothers hit him in the head with their Bludgers?

You also write very wrongly about my wife. Audrey is not a Slytherin. Neither is she a Muggle. Nor is she a Muggle-born. All I am telling you is that Audrey is my wife and the mother of my two lovely daughters, Lucy and Molly.

I am a Ministry official and I have got two Aurors and four official pranksters in my family.

Don't say that I didn't warn you.

Sincerely,

Percy Weasley


A/N:- It is so infuriating when you just see the summary of slash, don't you think so?

*Raises hands in defeat* Yeah, yeah, I know Enoby's grammar was better for Tara Gilesbie's standards. But you know, this is the best (Sorry, worst) I could do. And you all will be really shocked to see that Tara Gilesbie's got a Wiki. Weird, isn't it? She 'gofficized' all our favourite characters. Really, Vampire and Drako? Oh and Diablo? Oh and B'loody Mary? Yuck.

Oh, and by the way, I have set up this 'poll' on which letter I should do if I get 200 reviews or so. I think that I'll be doing Crabbe or Goyle next and add a mini-story like I did with Bellatrix Lestrange for the time being.

So, thanks for the reviews. I am really, really sorry for WRITING Enoby in a... normal way.

:)