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Get Me a Wife
By: Hiki-chan


The poor delivery man was struggling under the massive weight of…

"U-Uzumaki Naruto?" He gasped for breath, panting furiously. "T-This is for you." He handed the humungous gigantic heart shaped box that covered his entire body over to Naruto who after stoning for a few seconds, accepted.

Naruto almost dropped it once the whole weight rested on him, he quickly settled the box on the floor to sign the paper the delivery man brought out before he left.

Picking up the huge box again, Naruto struggled and staggered over to the table and slowly put it down before he went to close his door and leaned against it. –"That's the biggest heart I've ever seen."- Kyuubi commented, although he was a little skeptical about it.

"What's going on?!" Naruto almost shrieked.

-"Read the note that came with it!"- Kyuubi ordered, he really wanted to know more about this. Ah, such an exciting day. He knew it would be entertaining for him ever since day one.

Shakily, Naruto took the note, "Usuratonkachi, this is to make up for all the years on white day I missed. EEeeehhh?" Naruto tore off the ribbon and opened the cover, he gasped.

Inside, was boxes and boxes of individually packed chocolates, and teddy bears and even flowers. The boxes of chocolates came in all different shape, size and packaging.

"What is Sasuke doing?!" Naruto sighed, running a hand through his messy golden locks. Although you could hear that Naruto seemed lost and embarrassed, he seemed impressed.

-"Wasn't this the secret you were trying to keep from him?"-

"Hm?"

-"At his house, you told me that last thing that would keep you from accepting him, wasn't this it?"- Kyuubi murmured, thoroughly going through his memories.

Naruto stared aimlessly at the boxes and boxes of chocolate, like in a daze. "Oh yeah…"

Kyuubi sniggered, -"He figured it out kit, he actually figured you wanted to be courted, wooed. You romantic foolish kit."-

Naruto stiffened, "I'm not romantic and foolish baka! I just didn't think he'd figure it out… but damn he has." then he slumped onto the chair. "So the dates and all, the bastard thought of everything!" The last statement sounded like a whine.

The events that had recently taken place just span round and round in Naruto's head before kyuubi snapped him out, -"So if he proposes, you'll accept him."-

"… I thought people nowadays don't propose." Naruto muttered softly before he reached for a random box and tore of the cover.

-"No?"- Kyuubi sounded genuinely confused, -"Then what do they do?"-

Tanned fingers nimbly took up a piece of milk chocolate that somehow just smelled expensive and bit softly into it. "I heard that now ask things like 'So why don't we buy a house' or something like that." Naruto recalled two ladies talking it about it before.

The demon snorted, -"That's so boring! Since the brat is courting you, I can definitely expect a proposal!"-

Naruto made a strange face.

-"You look constipated, kit."- Kyuubi commented with a laugh.

"P-P-Pro-Propose?!" He flushed darkly, "That's too much, I didn't ask for that!"

-"It will make my day more interesting."-

His vessel scoffed before he munched the chocolate finished. "My life is made for your entertainment."

-"Of course."-

-break-

It was probably nearing noon now and Naruto was currently lying on the floor, staring aimlessly up at the ceiling. If he accepted Sasuke, he would have to move out of his apartment… He would live with Sasuke. Do everything with Sasuke. "Kyuubi get your mind out of the gutter." Naruto muttered and was answered with a growl of protest. Was he ready for this kind of commitment? But then again, when Sasuke left, Naruto trained hard for him. Almost like his life was taken over with the obsession to get Sasuke back.

When young, he really wanted Sasuke's acknowledgement, slowly but surly especially after the time at the dock, he started to develop feelings and now…

-"You two are like those crappy lame soap dramas… 'Through all hardships, our love shall overcome'"- Kyuubi mimicked, sounding ridiculous but succeeded in making Naruto laughed.

"Dobe."

"GYAAAAH!" Naruto scrambled and stuttered, pointing. "W-Wh-Wha-… How did you get in?!"

"You didn't lock your door." Sasuke said coolly, strolling next to his kitsune. He was wearing a white vest and baggy pants that had two huge pockets. 'Damn he always looks good…'

"O-Oh really? Well people knock!"

"I did, it was ajar."

"W-Well… people usually ask before coming in!"

Sasuke cocked an aristocrat eyebrow before dark eyes flickered over to the dining table where he saw the gifts and smirked. "Did you like them?"

Naruto followed Sasuke's eyes and flushed, nervously standing up and adjusting his shorts. "You didn't have to."

"I wanted to."

Naruto almost scowled at that reply. "I won't be able to finish the chocolates…" Really, there were like, many about 50 boxes or so. Maybe even more!

Sasuke's eyes grew emotionless, "Give them away."

"No way!" Naruto erupted, running over to the huge heart-shaped box and put up his hands protectively, blocking it. Sasuke's eyes changed.

"Why not?"

"Because it's one of the most precious gifts I've gotten before!" He answered in all honesty, before he let his tanned fingers trace the edge of the box.

Sasuke smiled lightly, the quirk of lips making Naruto flush again. He may never get used to seeing Sasuke smile although he looked much more handsome like that. "If that's true…" He drawled, "You'll be receiving a lot more gifts like that in the near future."

Naruto avoided his eyes, for a moment pondering whether he should speak his mind. "I… would rather have something other than gifts." He decided to say that, silently hoping that Sasuke would somehow understand, and he did.

The raven understood that presents and gifts could make a person happy for a while, but loneliness could only be healed with… 'For people like us who were alone from young,' Sasuke thought to himself as he eyed the silent blond. 'that's all we need.'

Finally making up on what to do, Sasuke inwardly took a deep breath before he turned and headed towards the door. "Dobe, we're going out."

-break-

'One would think after all we've been through, one shouldn't be nervous…' But the problem was Naruto couldn't stop being nervous! 'Even now when I walk next to him, my nerves are on the edge!' Azure orbs stole a glance at the Uchiha. 'Hell, just now at Ichiraku Ramen I was so nervous I could hardly eat!' Sasuke had brought him to Ichiraku Ramen for lunch and paid for Naruto accordingly. Now they were walking along a rather deserted pathway.

-"So nervous kit, why?"-

'I don't know, but I think it's because today's the last day. Some part of me is nervous that either Sasuke will suddenly jump and say 'will you marry me?' or he would suddenly say that this has been a joke…'

-"Kit don't even go there."- Kyuubi warned in a stern tone, no traces of humor inside.

'Okay fine, I'm just wondering whether he is going to propose or not!' Naruto confessed, his face turning red. 'I've been stressing over every little step and every stop we make, wondering if he'd propose there! It's driving me nuts!'

Kyuubi made a noise at the back of his throat, -"He may not propose today."-

'What?!' Naruto yelled in his mind making kyuubi cringe, 'Why?!'

-"Ah, so you do want it."-

Naruto stiffened, realizing his mistake.

"Naruto?" Sasuke asked when Naruto stiffened. He had been watching the blond for a while now. The vessel had seemed to be in deep thought for the past few moments and Sasuke guessed Naruto was talking to kyuubi.

'N-NO! I'm just curious!' Naruto defended himself against kyuubi.

-"Sure you are…"- His demon taunted back.

"Naruto!" Sasuke said a little more insistently while Naruto kept silent.

'I AM!' Naruto persisted still not hearing Sasuke.

-"Liar liar tails on fire!"- Kyuubi teased in a sing-song voice childishly.

'I don't HAVE tails you dumb fo-'

"NARUTO!"

"Eh?" Naruto blinked, and stared dumbly at Sasuke. "Yes?"

Sasuke was a little jealous, Naruto should be paying attention to him! "You were spacing out."

"Sorry," The blond apologized sheepishly. "I was erm, having an internal conflict." With that, he glared at his clothed stomach.

Sasuke smirked, "You always seem to be having a conflict with your guest. What was it about this time?"

"Nothing!" Naruto said a little quick, fearing he had been caught. "Just about stuff and erm, where are we going teme?" He hastily changed the subject.

An elegant eyebrow rose but Sasuke decided to let it slide for now. "Dobe."

"Hm?"

"We're being followed."

"What?"

Sasuke stopped and cursed softly at the familiarity of the rather weak chakra signatures before he reached for Naruto and jerked the blond to towards him and held him secure there.

Naruto blushed, what was Sasuke doing?! "N-Nani?"

"Stay still," Sasuke murmured, making sure Naruto was pressed close to him protectively. "they're coming."

"Who?" Naruto was genuinely confused.

"Fans."

Blue eyes widened in horror, "Shit, let's scram!"

"Way ahead of you." Sasuke informed Naruto, making a few hand signals before he was interrupted by a female voice.

"Wait, don't! We're not going to do anything!"

"Sure you aren't," Sasuke said sarcastically, tightening his grip on Naruto as a large group of girls came up to them.

"Wait Sasuke-kun, haven't you noticed we haven't been following you since you came back?" One girl spoke up.

"You were scared." Sasuke said flatly and darkly. Naruto looked back and forth between the girls and his Sasuke. 'Oh shit, my Sasuke?' Naruto thought to himself with a flush.

"Sasuke, that's mean!" Naruto told Sasuke. Sure the girls used to be as irritating and annoying as hell but that still didn't give anyone any right to-

"That's right Sasuke-kun, listen to your wife!" Another girl spoke.

Sasuke blinked while Naruto gaped. That wasn't expected, at all. The girls giggled.

"You didn't let us explain."

"You'll understand soon."

"Yeah, leader should be here soon."

"Oh wait, I think she's here!"

"Leader?" Naruto mouthed to Sasuke.

"That would be me."

"SAKURA-CHAN?!" Naruto panicked, why was Sakura the leader of Sasuke's fanclub? Did she still like him? Was everything going to come crashing down like he feared?!

Sasuke did not look amused. "What are you doing here?" He asked coolly.

"To explain." Sakura said confidently.

Sasuke lifted Naruto slightly and went over to a tall tree where he leaned on it, holding Naruto close just in case, ignoring the dreamy sighs that erupted from that. What the hell was their problem? "Explain."

Sakura sighed and took a deep breath. "After you left Konoha, we had a meeting to discuss about the things that had happened. I told the girls from the beginning of team 7 to the end. About how Sasuke-kun almost died protecting Naruto and how Naruto got hurt super badly trying to rescue you from going to Orochimaru and everything!"

"We think it's wonderful, Naruto-kun!" Another girl said with another sigh. "Risking your life to save someone precious!"

"Ehhh?" Naruto blinked.

"It's so ulber kawaii!"

"It's so sweet!"

"Like love!"

"Even better than all those novels!"

"It's like our own romance in Konoha!"

"What?" Now Naruto was really getting confused. What was going on?

"Apparently," Sakura giggled, hiding a smirk. "I managed to convert them."

"Convert?" Naruto was still confused while Sasuke on the other hand, began to understand and hid a groan.

Sasuke really didn't like where this was going, even though it probably meant the fangirls off his back. But…

The pink-haired girl just grinned.

To be continued.


Herm? xDDDDDD HAHAHAHA! Couldn't resist putting fangirls inside! Together, we rule the FANDOM WORLD!

PROMOTION: I –BREATHES DEEPLY- wrote another oneshot, and… -BREATHES- it's slight lime! –GASP GASP GASP!- I mean it's probably nothing to others because it's SUPER slight! But it's big deal to me! Eh, so yeah. xD It's basically about Sasuke teaching Naruto swimming, when I post it then you'd understand! xD (Get Me a Wife is staying T rated…) I wrote it cause many seem disappointed that Get Me a Wife has erm, no smexy bits. (And my muse kept bugging me)

Next chapter is the last chapter! Chapter 30 would be the epilogue!