AN: Again, I am in study hall and bored to death. Oh joy. Lol Well, it's for your enjoyment. Temari mission will be updated soon. I started school again and have little time to write with all my hard, advanced courses (I'm a nerd). It's almost done, I swear! But take this until I get time to finish the other one off!

Dedication: To all those people that watch the English Dubbed version of Naruto. You poor, poor souls…

Disclaimer: Do not own anything accept for myself. Deal with it.

Me: Ugh.

Shika: -exasperated tone- What this time?

Me: The one time I need to use the Internet, it is so SLOW!!

Shika: Why must you be so difficult?

Me: Oh shut up. I know you love me that way.

Shika: -snorts-

Me: Whatever. Now let me do my work! Geez, you just have to be so talkative, Shika-kun!

Shika: Very funny. –mumbles- at least I'm not an iceblock like Sasuke and Neji.

Me: Hey, I heard that! Neji is not an iceblock!

Shika: Why are you defending him?!

Me: Because he's hot. Not as hot as you, you're a total knockout as ArAshiMitArAshi put it in Roomies, but he is pretty damn fine. –drools-

Shika: …

Me: -suddenly snaps out of trance- Except his hair is better than mine, and he kinda looks like a girl...

Shika: O.o What is wrong with you? Now we have really gotten off topic here.

Me: This is what boredom does to me. Now, go bug Ino-chan!

Shika: Gladly…-stalks off to find Ino-

Me: I really need new friends…

Naruto: Hey Aki-chan!

Me: -looks up at sky; thinking- I meant friends that aren't extremely hyper!

Naruto: Aki?

Me: Oh, hey Naruto.

Naruto: Yeah, so I had this random feeling like I needed to go talk to you! Believe it!

Me: -sarcastic- Thank you, God.

Naruto: So, since Sasuke-teme is off being, well, a teme, wanna be my new best friend?!

Me: Uh…

Naruto: YES!!!! –grabs my hand and pulls me out from computer chair- LET'S GO, NEW BEST FRIEND AKI!!!!

Me: But my homework…

Naruto: Forget about it, homework is for smart people like Sakura-chan! Believe it!

Me: I finally understand Adam Sessler (from X-play)!

Naruto: Not that anti-believe it game-freak! Believe it is awesome! BELIEVE IT!!!

Me: NOOOO!!!!

Naruto: Believe it!

AN: This is what happens when you give me study hall, searching through old documents and finding the beginning of this originally written 6 months ago, and X-play reviewing Naruto: Ninja Council 2. btw I love Naruto! He's one of my favorite characters! It's just that I'm making fun of the dubbed version, and, well, blame it on my weird personality. Reviews plz?