Day Twenty Seven

flamma09: (screams loudly) WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE AVATAR: REALITY CHRISTMAS SPECIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Me: flamma09, stop that.

flamma09: There will be a lot of mistletoes!!

Me: Eeeew...

flamma09: Seriously, there are... so don't get under them.

Me: flamma09?

flamma09: Yeah?

Me: You're under one.

flamma09: (looks up and sees a mistletoe) Aw forget it. At least I'm not in the same mistletoe with another guy.

Guy: (enters) Going away... (exits)

Me: flamma09!! Stop with the Christmas special, and plus, get on with the real episode.

flamma09: Fine... (gets a script) But it's blank!!

Me: You mean you didn't make a script!! (looks at the blank script)

flamma09: I wasn't prepared and... I LOST MY FUNNY!! (cries while screaming "I LOST MY FUNNY!!" this is NOT a typographical error)

Me: (looks at the camera sheepishly) He...he...he, we... we aren't ready... please give us a while...

PLEASE STAND BY...

Commercial: (guy singing) Apple... (picture of a red apple) Apple... (picture of a green apple)... APPLES! (picture of the red and green apples together) BUY NOW!!

ON TO THE SHOW...

Me: And we're now back to day twenty-seven...

DAY TWENTY SEVEN!! (choir singing then TLC's cool entrance music)

Me: ENTRANCE MUSIC MAN??

Entrance music man: SOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY!! (gets chased by cavemen)

flamma09: OH NO!! THE CAVEMEN ARE ON THE LOOSE!!

Cavemen: ...

flamma09: CAVEMEN!! YOU FORGOT YOUR LINES!!

Cavemen: Oh sorry... now we remember!! WE'RE ON THE LOOSE!!

Me: I didn't know cavemen could talk...

flamma09: Neither did I... for the meanwhile, let's check on the housemates...

Everybody: (looks outside the window)

Me: Hello?! Housemates?

Everybody: Ssssshhh!!

Sokka: We're staring out the window...

Katara: (hits Sokka) They already know that...

Ty Lee: We're staring at those guys inside the another house just like ours.

flamma09: (begins to hide a THICK Class of 3000: Reality TV script) Hehehe... I'll... go... check on something... (zips off then goes to the other house) GUYS!! GO TO THE SECRET ROOM QUICK!!

Lil'D: Wait, we still starin'.

Kim: Yeah... look at them... they're just... staring blankly back at us... it's so... fascinating...

flamma09: GET TO THE SECRET ROOM!!

Eddie: You mean the not-so-secret room.

flamma09: Yeah... the "not-so-secret room" now BECAUSE YOU FOUND OUT ABOUT IT WHEN I TOLD YOU NOT TO!!

Kam: Geez, watch your temper.

flamma09: WELL I CAN'T BECAUSE YOU HAVE FRUSTRATED ME!!

Sunny: Calm down...

flamma09: CALM DOWN?! CALM DOWN?! I'M ALREADY CAAAAAAAAAAAALM!!

Tamika: Sheesh, we're going, we're going...

(Everybody goes inside the room)

Philly Phil: Do you have food in there?

flamma09: GOOOOOOOOO!! (points to the direction of the -not so- Secret Room)

Back at the House...

Sokka: Man, they left...

Azula: I bet that little treachurous girl had something to do with this.

flamma09: TREACHUROUS?! (whole body and face is red with anger)

Toph: What happened to you? I mean, you used to be so happy and annoying as ever...

flamma09: ANNOYING?!

Toph: Whoopsie...

flamma09: That's it!! I'm going back to the studio!! (marches angrily back to the studio)GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! (opens door violently)

Me: What's the matter with you?

flamma09: My temper got the best of me. (still red with anger)

Me: More like worst... (gets a medicine dropper and fills it with water and squirts a little drop of water on flamma09's forehead. The water evaporates due to heat) Yup... the worst.

flamma09: (stomps to the bedroom then closes the door violently.)

Me: HEY THAT'S MY ROOM TOO YOU KNOW!! (bangs are heard then I sigh)

After some moments of fighting, destroying stuff in flamma09's and my bedroom, the set and in the house and having toga parties...

flamma09: Okay guys!! flamma09 is back and new and improved! So shall we get started?

Me: Wait. (puts a drop of water on flamma09's forehead and the droplet turns to ice) Okay, so you are cool now. Too cool. TOO cool. (emphasizes the word "too" and "cool")

flamma09: See. Told ya' flamma09's cool.

Me: You didn't say anything about you being cool. You just said "back and new and improved!".

flamma09: flamma09 didn't? Oh well, flamma09 was wrong. (slaps self)

Me: Okay. Now let's get started. flamma09, letters.

Jeremy: (opens mouth to scream "Playhouse Disney")

Me: Don't. Even. Think about it.

flamma09: (raises both hands) flamma09 know new name!! flamma09 know new name!!

Me: flamma09...

flamma09: Yes beloved sister of flamma09?

Me: Stop. Talking. In. Third. PERSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!

flamma09: Okay. Okay. I'll stop. I'll stop...

Me: Now what was your idea?

flamma09: We'll call it "Delivery!!" time!

Me: Delivery?! Delivery?DELIVERY?!

flamma09: (nodds happily) I hope it's not to stupid for your oh so intelligent mind...

Me: IT'S FANTA-BULOUS!!

flamma09: Don't you mean "FANTASTIC!!" or "FABULOUS!!"?

Me: Eeeeeeeeeeeeh...(thinking)...no.

flamma09: Oooookay.

Me: Okay, housemates!! Delivery Time! (looks at Jeremy)

Jeremy: It's just not the same anymore... (goes away mumbling "It isn't fun anymore.." sadly)

Me and flamma09: Sucess!!

Me: Okay on with the letters. flamma09!

flamma09: On it!! (rails in a big bag of letters)

Me: Not yours?

flamma09: On it! Again! (carries bag away and comes in with ten letters or so)

Me: (scans letters) You forgot five.

flamma09: Oh sorry...

Me: Okay, our first letter is from Mistypool!! Consistency!! HURRAH!! She says:

Hm... DARES!

Zutara dare: They must stay in a room with only Yuan with them. Their food will be delivered through a slot in the door.

Taang dare: Toph must tell Aang she likes him. And so must Aang. Toph will tell him sorry for hurting him, and they will kiss and make up.

flamma09: (looks evilly at Toph and Aang) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! TAAAAAAAANG!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Aang: Noooooooo!! (thinking)YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!! (inwardly smiles)

Toph: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!! And stop thinking!! I can perfectly tell that you really want us to do the da--

Aang: (covers Toph's mouth while blushing and shaking his head) You know, sometimes Toph can have a wild imagination. I should know because...

Toph: You're lying!! Really, I know that you badly want to do the--

Me: She ends:

I'm evil.

flamma09: Can I read the next letter?

Me: Fine. (hands her the letter)

flamma09: (gets the letter, then hands it back to me)

Me: flamma09, I thought you wanted to read the letter.

flamma09: Nah, I just wanted to hold it.

Me: But you said: (mimics flamma09) Can I read the letter? (and then frowns)

flamma09: Do you want me to speak in third person again? 'Coz I'd gladly do it!!

Me: (about to say something)

flamma09: What's that? Yes? Okay!! flamma09 just wanted to hold the letter not rea--

Me: FLAMMA09!! SHUT UP!! (starts to poke her nose) WHERE'S THE OFF BUTTON ON THIS THING??

flamma09: flamma09 say that it hurts, dear beloved sister of flamma09. Besides, flamma09 no thing. flamma09 person. People such as flamma09 do not have off buttons...

(flamma09 and I starts to bicker and flamma09 is still talking in third person)

Jeremy: (grabs the letter) I'll just read it... this is from--

fan girlies of Jeremy: O. M. G!! is that Jerumy?! aaaaaw... is he is like soooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuute!!

fan girly 1: and is like soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hawt wen readng leturs!!

fan girly 2: i agree!! (looking flirtatiously at him)

fan girly3: lets celubr8 his hawtness and kyuuuuuutness!!

Jeremy: o.O Uuuh... if you're quite done yet, I want to tell you guys...

fan girlies: (starts swishing their hairs from side to side except for one girl who has her hair in a boy-cut)

Jeremy: I'm mean girls... read my lips. I. AM. SPOKEN. for...Oh sorry was the word "for" in small case, I mean... I. AM. SPOKEN. for. Darn why can't I get it in big? I'll just write it... (starts to write and shows the screen a paper with the writings: "i. am. spoken. FOR.") Okay... let's just get the "I. AM. SPOKEN." and the "FOR" over here.

illumnity06: (grabs the letter from Jeremy's hand) Let me just read the letter instead because you are obviously busy with your "I. AM. SPOKEN. FOR".

fan boys: (comes in right on the phrase "I. AM. SPOKEN. FOR") Y-y-your... spoken for?? (starts to cry)

illumnity06: I have fan boys?!

fan boys: (starts to cry)

illumnity06: Wait... wait... no guys. I'm not spoken for. Don't cry... I love you... a-as fan boys... aw no guys... don't do the--those eyes on me...

fan boys: (cries some more) A-and to think we loved you...

illlumnity06: I'm not spoken for. Look, I'll say it again... I. AM. not. SPOKEN. FOR.

fan boys: Y-you did it again... (leaves like broken hearted girls)

flamma09: Aaaw... look at those poor guys...

Me: Aaw... (grabs letter slowly) HAH!! I GOT THE LETTER!!

flamma09: You go ahead. I don't care about the higgly doodaa about which pairing is that... wait... is that illumnity06? ILLUMNITY!! GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE BOYS!! THEY'RE PRETTY SENSITIVE!!

Me: Wait... did you just say they're pretty?

flamma09: Naw, I said pretty sensitive. Sensitive.

Me: Oh. Going on with the letter... this one is from zutara-is-tru-luv. She says:

Hey gaia09! this reality tv show... HELLA FUNNY! i have a taang dare!

Toph and Aang must say 'honey' or 'dear' to each other, other than saying there first names and nicknames.

thnx!

keep up with the good work!

flamma09: (starts to rub a fake beard on her) Hmmm... interesting...

Me: flamma09!! Stop doing that...

flamma09: Okay. (takes off fake beard) I'll just start rubbing this old man's beard. (starts rubbing an old man's beard)

Old Man: (slaps flamma09's hand) Stop doing that!

flamma09: Fine... I'll just start rubbing Jeremy's beard!!

Jeremy: But I don't have a beard!!

flamma09: You do now! (sticks a fake beard on him and starts rubbing) Mmm... smooth... and hairy!

Me: (sighs) Going on... this other letter comes from--

flamma09: Can I hold the letter?

Me: Uh, sure. (hands the letter)

flamma09: Okay, this letter comes from--

Me: Hey!! I thought you wanted to hold it, not read it!!

flamma09: flamma09 want to read it now...

Me: Oh stop with the thrid person!! (snatches letter back) Moving on, this letter comes from freefaller4life. He or she says:

i have a dare. both couples must write a love song about each other and there can be no insults in the song he he he

Me: (starts to stare at flamma09)

flamma09: What?

Me: Aren't you going to bug me to make this show more funny?

flamma09: I decided not to... and besides, I have a new time machine I snatched from Charlie!!

Me: Who's Charlie?

flamma09: Duh!! He's like a fourteen year old genius in Minutemen!! Hello, we just watched that!!

Me: Oh. Okay... which reminds me... Minutemen... that's a great movie, isn't it?

flamma09: Oh yeah!!

(flamma09 and I start babbling about Minutemen)

illumnity06: Hello?! Aren't you going to continue reading the letters?!

Me: Nya shut up!! We're still babbling about Minutemen (returns to babbling about Minutemen)

illumnity06: Fine, I'll do the letters myself...

Me: Hey!! I didn't give you any permission in touching the letters!! (attacks illumnity06 as she fights back)

flamma09: Hmm... (gets a letter) Mis.ty.pool.

Hmm... Just because I want to, I'm going to do a Tang dare. I will do the obvious one. You will KISS! And you will like it or you will have to do it again and again until you both like it. Same for the Zutara. Haha, Toph, you must love me.

flamma09: Well that's another great dare!!

Toph: Whoever you are!! I'm not loving you!! DARN YOU MISTYPOOL!!

Aang: Whoever you are, I'm loving you and your dares!! PLEASE DO MORE!!

Sokka:(whistles) Well, there goes his mind...

Katara: Hmm...

Azura: What are you thinking about?

Katara: I'm thinking if I'm going to do the dare or not...

Taylour: Hmm... let me conclude this for you, Katara. Seeing that Zutara's already happening specifically speaking the hugging part, the Aang kissing Katara but Katara backs away hesitantly part, the falling Zuko Katara catching Zuko part, the Katara waterbending Zuko behind Katara part, and the Zutara fans are rambling outside--

Outside...

Zutara fans: ZU-TA-RA!! ZU-TA-RA!!

Taylour: --I don't see why you're still thinking of kissing Zuko.

Katara: You're right. Thanks Taylour. (grabs Zuko and starts kissing him)

flamma09: Hey hey!! Dare time isn't on yet!! Katara, let go of Zuko!!

Katara: (hisses) NEVAH!!

Aang: I KISSED KATARA?!

Toph: (hits him) You're not suppose to kiss her!!

flamma09: Oh yes he is!! It's says so in the trailer but it seems that Katara doesn't like it... (starts doing shifty eyes) TAANG!!

Jeremy: Uuh... guys, are you sure it's still in the script??

flamma09: Oh pashaw!! Who cares about the script?! Let's end this episode now!!

Jeremy: But the script says that they should do the dares first!!

flamma09: They could do the dares on tomorrow!!

Jeremy: Tomorrow?

flamma09: Next chapter then!!

Jeremy: Next chapter?

flamma09: Episode...

Me: WAIT!! DARES NOW!! Do the dares now!!

flamma09: But the script is five inches thick now!! Let's end it!!

Me: NO WAY!!

Zutara fans: ZU-TA-RA!!

Me: You!! Say now!!

Zutara fans: Uuh... why?

Me: Just say it!!

Zutara fans: Now.

Me: Again!!

Zutara fans: Now.

Me: Again!!

Zutara fans: Now.

Me: Again!!

Zutara fans: Now.

flamma09: While they're doing that... Bye bye people and peoplets!!

Me: Wait no!! No--

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Me: That's not suppose to happen yet!! FZZH!! Man!!

FZZH!! Man: Sorry. flamma09's orders.

Me: Why I ought to--

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A/N: Finally!! The end of a very long chapter!! Sorry about the cliffhanger. The scrollbar on the Wordpad is alread like a millimeter long... Oh and sorry about being out and sorry about the nonsense-ness. And sorry again for being out for a long time. School's harsh and now, it's summer again in my country!! So maybe, I'll update... bye!!