A/N: You guys are wondering why it's so long. Don't worry, it's just in IM format. XD
Thanks for
reviewing!!!
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L had forced Light to sit down and work on the case for a while and the younger male was rapidly becoming antsy. He looked over at L. "Ryuuzaki, do you have a screen name on that messenger thing?" he asked, interrupting L's rapid keystrokes.
"Yes."
"Sign on."
L popped a strawberry into his mouth. "Very well," he said, mouth full.
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ttlysexi69 has signed on.
PandaPuff007 has signed on.
ttlysexi69: lol look this now u don't hav 2 hear me talk
PandaPuff007: Light-kun, please work on the case now.
ttlysexi69: no i wanna chat
PandaPuff007: Very well. Chat.
ttlysexi69: give me a strawberry
PandaPuff007: No. These are mine. And I must say that I think Light-kun's online alias is a gross exaggeration of his sexual prowess.
ttlysexi69: it is not! DX
PandaPuff007: What does "DX" stand for? Dysfunctional Xenophobe?
ttlysexi69: it's a smiley. use that genius brain of urs and look it sideways.
PandaPuff007: I do not see anything.
ttlysexi69: The "D" is the mouth and the "X" are eyes. It's not a Rorschach test, for God's sake.
PandaPuff007: I still do not see it. Light-kun is using complete sentences now?
ttlysexi69: Yes. I don't want to confuse you. Look, it's a distraught face. The "D" is a sad mouth. DX DX Not rocket science.
PandaPuff007: This is nonsense.
ttlysexi69: You're just overanalyzing it!
PandaPuff007: I do not overanalyze! DX - That is my distraught symbol.
ttlysexi69: You don't have to tell me it's your distraught symbol, I know that.
PandaPuff007:Light-kun knows how to use italics. I am impressed. Does he know how to use BOLDFACE as well?
ttlysexi69: Of course I know bold. Don't be so sarcastic.
PandaPuff007:Banana lover.
ttlysexi69: I'm still going to get revenge for that.
PandaPuff007: I finished my strawberries. They were good.
ttlysexi69: Jerk. Go to this link: Here
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Light watched as L clicked on the link and snickered when the detective's face contorted in disgust. Glaring over at Light, L typed again:
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PandaPuff007: That was completely unnecessary and inappropriate! I am angered! DX!
ttlysexi69: Who's the banana lover noooow? lolz
chocowhore14 has signed on.
chocowhore14: Hi L! Kisses! 8-)
PandaPuff007:Hello, Mello.
ttlysexi69: Get out of here, brat face.
chocowhore14: Go to hell, bastard. If I were there with you, I'd stick my chocolate bar down your throat and watch you choke on it.
PandaPuff007: Mello, please restrain your temper.
ttlysexi69: Don't worry, Ryuuzaki. Mello's just got a nasty case of PMS.
chocowhore14: I'm going to fly over there and strangle you in your sleep, bitchface!
ttlysexi69: I'd like to see you try, little man.
Voltronluva45 has signed on.
chocowhore14: Get the hell out of here, Near! If you're looking for your stupid robot toy, I buried it outside!
Voltronluva45 has signed off.
PandaPuff007: Mello, be kind to Near.
chocowhore14: Sorry, L. :'-(
goggledgamer120 has signed on.
PandaPuff007: Hi, Matt.
goggledgamer120: Hey, L. Mello, where did you put Halo?
ttlysexi69: Who the hell are you?
goggledgamer120: I'm Matt. Who are you?
ttlysexi69: Light Yagami.
goggledgamer120: I've heard about you. You must really sleep around a lot with a sn like that. Mello, where's my game?
ttlysexi69: Just what have you heard about me?
goggledgamer120: That you're a jerk. Mello, where the hell are you?
ttlysexi69: Mello, I'll kill you the next time I see you! Talking crap about me!
PandaPuff007: Up by seven percent, Light-kun.
chocowhore14: Hey Matt. I think Near took your game. I can't find it.
goggledgamer120: I'll kill him. No one touches my game and lives.
chocowhore14: He's outside digging in the mud. I told him I buried his robot out there lmao XD
PandaPuff007: Now it's "XD"? What is that?
ttlysexi69: It's a happy face. Don't you see? It's clever because you just have to reverse it. XD DX XDX XDX
goggledgamer120: I'm going to go raid Near's room. See you at dinner, Mello.
goggledgamer120 has signed off.
PandaPuff007: Mello, stop Matt from going through Near's room; it's completely disrespectful.
chocowhore14: You know him, L. When he starts hunting around for his games, you can't stop him.
ttlysexi69: Everyone from your little crew is a complete jerk. Do you know that, Ryuuzaki?
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Time went by, Light and Mello bickering and L trying to stop them. Eventually, Matt rejoined the chat.
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goggledgamer120 has signed on.
chocowhore14: Did you get it? I saw you stomping out in the rain with those ugly duck galoshes on. : p
goggledgamer120: Yeah, I had to go outside and ask him about it. Now I'm all wet.
chocowhore14: Where was it?
goggledgamer120: In his pocket. I don't know what the hell he was doing with it, but I got it back. Hey Yagami, do you game?
ttlysexi69: Do Igame? I play World of Warcraft online sometimes.
goggledgamer120: Let's go. Give me your email.
ttlysexi69: My email? Give me yours.
goggledgamer120: No, just give me yours. Are you going to wimp out on me?
ttlysexi69: Fine. I'll PM you.
chocowhore14: Haha, you've got some dumbass email address, don't you, pretty boy?
PandaPuff007: Don't address Light like that, Mello. If I recall correctly, when you were younger, you had a make-up phase. Don't be hypocritical.
chocowhore14: L! I told you not to mention that in front of anybody:-o
PandaPuff007: What is ":-o"?
goggledgamer120 has signed off.
ttlysexi69 has signed off.
chocowhore14: wtf?
chocowhore14 has signed off.
PandaPuff007: Is everyone gone? How rude.
PandaPuff007 has signed off.
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L looked over at Light, who was scowling and clicking away at something L assumed to be the game.
"He's killing me!" Light exclaimed.
"What did Light-kun expect?"
"I don't know!"
L rolled his eyes and discreetly clicked the link that Light had sent him earlier.
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goggledgamer120 has signed on.
ttlysexi69 has signed on.
goggledgamer120: rofl, I made you my bitch, Yagami.
ttlysexi69: Whatevs
PandaPuff007 has signed on.
PandaPuff007: Light-kun! I see the DX now!
ttlysexi69: Good for you.
chocowhore14 has signed on.
chocowhore14: Did you beat him, Matt?
goggledgamer120: It was pwnage.
chocowhore14: Lol That's what I thought.
ttlysexi69: stfu Mello
PandaPuff007: I don't understand any of what is being said.
ttlysexi69: Let's keep it that way. Btw, there's something in your hair.
PandaPuff007: Where?
ttlysexi69: No, higher.
PandaPuff007: Here?
ttlysexi69: Lower.
chocowhore14: Are you two in the same room?
PandaPuff007: Yes.
chocowhore14: Lol nerds.
ttlysexi69: Higher.
PandaPuff007: Come over and get it for me.
ttlysexi69: Fine.
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Light crawled over to L and tried to pick the white fuzz out of his hair, but somehow it got buried even deeper in the black mess.
"Dammit, Ryuuzaki, your hair ate it!"
L slapped Light's hand away with a scowl. "Light-kun, my hair is not a separate entity from me!" he snapped.
"Will you hold still?"
"No! Get away!"
Thus another one of their struggles commenced, leaving Mello and Matt to sit quietly for some time.
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chocowhore14: Matt. What do you think they're really doing over there? ;-)
goggledgamer120: lol I don't know, they've been gone for ten minutes.
chocowhore14: Well, I'm bored.
goggledgamer120: Me too. What does Yagami look like?
chocowhore14: He dresses like a business man's assistant and walks like he's got a stick up his ass.
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Light grunted as he was flipped over onto the floor and tried to get L's knee off of his chest.
"Get the hell off of me," he growled.
"Light-kun's aggression when attempting to remove the lint from my hair has caused me to use physical force to restrain him."
"…You're so long-winded…Ouch!"
L put more of his weight onto Light and the teen gave up, going limp under him with a dramatic sigh. The detective grabbed his computer off of the couch and put it on Light's stomach.
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PandaPuff007: I have returned.
chocowhore14: Where's the bitch?
PandaPuff007: He has been thoroughly defeated and is now lying under me.
chocowhore14: You show him, L!
goggledgamer120: Was it good?
PandaPuff007: Was what good? Throwing Light upon the floor?
chocowhore14: If that's what you want to call it. X3
PandaPuff007: Yes, it was mildly amusing. It held my interest for a little while, but now I am bored with it. When he becomes unresponsive, then it is less than fun.
goggledgamer120: WTF Near just snuck into my room and took my game again!
goggledgamer120 has signed off.
chocowhore14: I hear them yelling. Gotta go.
chocowhore14 has signed off.
PandaPuff007: Why am I always left alone?
PandaPuff007 has signed off.
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A/N: I know, not "internet." But it morphed from them surfing the web into this crazy-ass IM barrage.
Anyway. Whew! That was a –helluva- lot of work. Don't expect another chapter like this...but it was still fun to write.
Note: I have no idea how World of Warcraft is played online. Please ignore any weirdness and forgive my improvisations.
-- I don't know what messenger service they're using. It's a...uh...special one, just for the sake of the story. I didn't want to deal with "invite" stuff, etc and bore you all to death.
Please review! Or L's hair will eat you!
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