Disclaimer: My name is not Stephenie Meyer.
Author's Note: NINE LEFT! Does anyone besides Blackdts want the return of the vampire cat Alice's that is.? Tell me in your review and I may do another one-shot separate from this, that is about it.
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Prank 41: Buy him a "fuzzee monkee"
"Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Carlisle, happy birthday to you!"
Seeing as no one knew what Carlisle's real birthday was we celebrated it in the middle of May. On the 13th to be exact.
"Carlisle!" I shouted. "OPEN MINE FIRST!"
He rolled his eyes. "Alice, stop acting like a demented three-year-old. I'll get to yours."
I sniffed and stuck my nose in the air. "Suit yourself."
First Carlisle opened Rose and Emmett's present. It was a new doctor's bag to replace the one that "Edward" had burned. Then he opened the present from Esme; it was a Josh Groban CD. He opened a small package from Bella and Edward that contained a key chain and a large, old, and rather dusty book from Jasper.
Now it was my turn. I handed the brightly wrapped present to Carlisle and he opened it.
"Why, Alice, thank you so much for the... monkey?"
I scowled in mock anger. "It's not just any monkey! It's a fuzzee monkee, you doof!"
Carlisle rolled his eyes. "Fine, thank you so much, Alice, for the fuzzee monkee."
I giggled, knowing that he was annoyed.
Later that night...
"AHHHH!" A blood curdling scream came from upstairs and brought the entire house to Carlisle's study.
"What's wrong," asked Edward.
Carlisle was curled up in the fetal position, sucking his thumb. "The monkey moved. I glanced up from my work and the monkey moved!"
Everyone stared at him, and Esme said: "I think it's time for another appointment with Dr. Smith..."
Then we all walked out of the study. Jasper took my hand as we walked down the stairs. "You wouldn't have anything to do with that, would you?"
I smiled at him, the picture of innocence. "Would I really do that to the nice man who took us in?"
He thought for a moment. "Yes."
