"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
The spellbook riddles were just a test. This is where the real brainteasers come in. (This is also where you learn how my mind works.)
This is a DOUBLE update. Why? Because of what's going on under this. That's going to take some time. Also, after chapter 32, I'm probably start reviewing via PM to you all. But I'll still review of course. XD Don't think I won't!
Is currently fixing several chapters, and has also updated the character directory by changing Nikita's last name from Arvolskaya to Arvolski. Since Russians have two different forms of surnames, Arvolski is the masculine form. Thanks Cynthia888 for telling me. It also took me this long to realize that all of the Asians names are in Western Order EXCEPT for Yong-Soo's. I also added Maximilian van der Meer to the character directory.
And 300 reviews. I love you SO, SO much. More than Nikita loves Ivan.
[Alice Barden] :: Triple the trouble, my friend, triple the trouble. Remember, that's not Ivan. The Hacker tried to drown Nikita whenever they were younger, and Nikita has pieced THAT drowning together with another. In order to prevent a certain Arvolski from spilling something he doesn't want revealed, the Hacker has to go to some drastic measures. And OOH. I love the way you all think. It's amazing. ;) Remember, Ivan's not completely evil, because I hate when he's portrayed like that. However, he didn't just end up the way he is overnight. Yes, it is Amelia (poor girl) and I guess I do have a habit of surprising you. But no, these last couple have actually been kinda obvious now that I think about it.Peter Kirkland: I still don't get any of it. Why mess with IVAN BRAGINSKI of all people? Is this guy suicidal or something?
[iflip4dolphins] :: [/giggles] I see you're happy. :) Temporary insanity affects us all, I'm not going to judge you because of it. Yes it is. XD Mattie does the same thing in this chapter. They are SO getting together, the two of them. However, I may add a little twist for them too, only thing is - I don't know exactly who will cause that twist yet. Thanatos Winter: I'm not sure how this is going to end either. I never know anything.[/laughs] Only what he tells me. I just kinda... go along with it. Oh yeah. There's Amelia/Ivan all over this thing. You will be seeing a lot of Ivan pairings, actually. I think I've already done or hinted at: Ivan/Madara, Ivan/Yao, Ivan/Laima, Ivan/Matilda, and Ivan/Amelia. I haven't even started with Ivan/Feliks, which is going to be one of the secondary pairings of the Tsunderes Unite! arc. Ameochka? Yup. :) I was merely looking through common Russian names for girls (since that's where Ivan gets his nicknames from - like Laitiana comes from the name Tatiana) and I found... well... shoot. I forgot the name EXACTLY and am too lazy right now to look for it. But yeah. Itseems like a nickname he'd give, so it's hers. It adds to the immersion factor, since people tend to get dragged up into all the craziness he brings. Haha, ghosts and FrUk and Italians. Trust me, we WILL be getting to Italians and FrUk - ghosts too, 'cause in the Tsunderes Unites arc, Jeanette finds something that brings back her interest in finishing their story. Jeanette's starting to hit her limit. Some of these people will snap over something, and Jeanette will probably be first. She just wants to get with Arthur already, she wants this thing with the Bonnefoy House to end, she wants Amelia to leave her alone (that, will be explained later). None of that's happening. PLUS, Jeanette feels horribly responsible for something that happens later on, which affects her even more. That's kind of funny, that Jeanette might reach her breaking point before Ivan or Nikita or Madara would. LOL. Go post for it! I'm waiting!
[Meso Is Hanyu] :: 25. Korea is love, or to put it correctly, "Love was invented in Korea, believe it!" XD He's your wallpaper? Lucky! Although mine would probably be Spain. Or Sebastian Michaels. That's hilarious. I myself don't have a dog, but Matilda has Kumajirou, who looks suspisciously like a polar bear. Matilda Williams: He doesn't even know who I am... but he recognizes almost anyone else jut fine, especially Hendrik. Kumakira loves Hendrik; he'll follow him everywhere. Maybe that's because of the "Matilda" effect - which is when you see something perfectly clearly yet everyone else doesn't see it and thinks you're hallucinating. See also, "schizophrenia." You have a Yorkshire terrier named Artie. [/tackles hugs] I love you and your amazing pets. All you need is a cat named Gino. (Which is the name of Feliciano's cat.) I wish I had a dog. A Siberian Husky is the dog I want. They're beautiful. 27. Oh, you have a female Luxembourg? I made two female Luxes - the first named Liese Seyler and the second Astrid Mathey. From a combination of Astrid and Liese (Liese was more German than Astrid; Astrid took after her papa France.) I created Max. Oh, you did a drawing? Sweet! I didn't draw the picture of Lux I have as my profile picture, but I still love it to pieces.
[Meh] :: Someone was bored? XD That's probably the most random username I've ever seen. Hmm, good guess. Very good in fact. And I think you mean "he"? Nikita is a male's name. Nikita Arvolski: It may not sound like it, but it is. I don't care too much about it. However. I am male.
[Cynthia888] :: 1. You did? Good. ^^ That's the response we want you to have! Chantal Zwingli: Great. Another person who finds our life "funny". Like any of this shit is entertaining. XD Chan-chan really doesn't care that much. Do you Chan-chan? Chantal Zwingli: NO. And STOP. CALLING. ME. THAT. (I better stop before she shoots me. D:) 3. Yup. XD Ivan's not the only one who plays Mafia Wars. So does Chantal (occasionally), Ludwig, Feliciano, Lovino, Amelia, and Yong-Soo. XD Yong-Soo Im: Don't judge. It's fun, da ze! And plus I can usually beat Amelia in a boss fight any day! Usually? Yong-Soo Im: 90% of the time, yeah. :D Haha, Wilkland. I need to come up with some more pairing names like that. Like Amedrian. XD 4. Well, it's the Bad Touch Trio. Who else would come up with logical Nintendo logic for something like that? :) I made you CRY? Eek. Hopefully you had Kleenex! Yong-Soo Im: Kleenex was invented in Korea, by the way~! 5. You see those two lines in between the names? They look like this: || Whenever you see that, with a character's name before it and a name after it, so it looks eventually like this: Renate Edelstein || Lule Adnan: That's a private message. If you don't see that in the beginning of the section, then it's a wall post. Also, the wall posts have the [Antonio Carriedo and 14 others like this] in them. The PMs don't. Renate Edelstein: That information is also found in the very first chapter... you were supposed to read the instruction manual. 6. Well, this was mostly an introduction arc. Plus, there's going to be another party arc that will last much longer, considering that they pretty much spent a WEEK trying to remember what happened at said party. (Because a certain three people took video AND stayed sober and pretty much refused to release any information. Go them.) Adrian Kirkland: And no, we're not revealing who that is, ducky. We'll keep that a secret for now. 8. I know. I'm going to fix that. That's why this time is a double update. It WOULD be a triple again, but 30 starts off the finishing action and I don't want to start it and then leave you hanging. 11. Yup. I was going to leave him male, but I played around with the thought of a female Turkey and Lule was born. XD I got the idea from this mini-picture series I did in my head (because I can't draw. So all the pretty pictures get to stay in my head.) It was basically where the Nyotalia characters all wore the same white skirt, and I just kinda configured their personalities off of the outfit they made with that skirt. That's how I made Lule (and Chantal and Liane and Jeanette). I wish I could draw. I would draw it for you. But, yeah. And Spamano is funny. They're just a funny pairing in general. I really do love the two of them together. 12. I'm not pissed. I agree with you - Facebook allows very little immersion because you're not THERE. You don't get to SEE it. All you do is HEAR about it. I'll take that into consideration when writing the action scene for Chapter 30-31. 14. He is in his own special, slightly stalkerish way. I love him though, he is that exact type of character when he seems to be cold and threatening, but is really, truly a teddy bear. That's exactly why we love him, and exactly why Tino loves him, but that little tsundere part of him doesn't want to admit it jussst yet. :D 18. Lovino Vargas: Oh, the Tron thing. If you go to YouTube and type in Tron Legacy Literal Trailer by Tobuscus, you'll see it. Watch that, and you'll understand everything. Except for Arthur and his random... comment... fucker... [/blushes] 22. Oh, no. Chereneko is a boy, despite the slightly feminine name. Actually, his name is like that because I misspelled it. The real name is Charenenko, but by the time I noticed I'd incorporated it too much. 24. I'm about to start reviewing via PMs, because this is a little tedious. This is actually the reason my updates are so late. The reviews are staggering. 27. Cupido Aiutanti makes it return in the Tsunderes Unite! arc. I mean a SERIOUS return. They're a massive part of the plot, especially Adrian and Feliciano (considering that their brothers are the major plot focus here, then yeah, they'd be involved) Feliciano Vargas: Of couse we'd be involved~! Lovi needs love too
[Map of the Stars] :: Firstly: Wow, that's some enthusiasm. I love it. :inserthearthere: Secondly, yes triple update! :D Thirdly, yeah, I figured I'd lighten up the clue load, because several of them would have even scrambled MY head up. (No kidding. The one for 24 would have screwed me up big time.) So, this is easier, at least until 29. And - oh shit, really? I need to, ah, majorly fix that. Y'know, that's kind of pathetic. I can't even write down my own code properly. Yeah, that's a little more than a little pathetic... [/gloom face] Fourthly, there's an acoustic version? Hera Karpusi: Apparently. I'll go listen to it... right... now. Or maybe later... I don't know... no... now. ... While she makes up her mind on what to do... Hera Karpusi: Don't hate... I'm just indecisive. I'mma look that up too! Thanks for telling me, that will be awesome to hear. And fifthly, yeah. I did respond to them all. I figured since most authors DON'T, I'll be a icebreaker and plunge myself into uncharted territory. For you to be clear-headed at 3 in the morning is a feat within itself. I'm proud of you. Here's an an honorary virtual lei. [/drapes the lei over her head] Oh, my God. Chantal/Lovino. I MUST hint at them during the Tsunderes Unite! arc. Get Arthur all jealous and ticked off, which will then get Jeanette all jealous and ticked off. And there's nothing better than chain reactions. Haha, that was the best PolLiet moment ever. A friend of mine was watching it with me and she completely SPAZZED. (She's such a PolLiet fangirl XD) Yeah, of course Poland can get serious - but yes, PolRuss. Just for you. Because I figured it's about time someone ELSE got sucked into Russia's life and stay there, y'know, for more than one arc. Jacques Espin: Bonjour~! Yes, I'm from Seychelles, pleasure to meet you! And really? I remind you of that? [/grins] Sweet. I always DID like those movies... I used to dream about them when I was younger... it was kinda cool. OH GOD. When Lule and Elizabeta actually DO end up together, I MUST post something along those lines. YES. Mmhm, Tino's gonna plot. You know how Finland stood up to Russia and defeated him once before? Yeah, you get to see where all of those balls came from. Because Tino actually does try to push them together, although nothing more than friendship occurs because of Feliciano. (I have a plot for this.) AND Yong-Soo/Peter? Oh yeah! Although I'm pretty sure Peter will end up with Madara. Four of the characters have a notable hero complex, Amelia being the most notorious. One of the others is Peter, who believes that Madara needs to be saved from Ivan - and the only way to do that is to be her knight in shining armor. This is the most low-key of those hero complexes, next being Amelia's. The two you don't know about are the most severe and the ones with the most potential to be harmful (especially since the ones they hurt are the only people they don't save - themselves). 26. You amuse me. Actually, Kiku had it figured out when he heard it. He just didn't want to be her. (Why? Because they were romantically involved in a funny sort-of way - the majority of their relationship revolved around Black Butler.) It's not exactly an OC... I say that because he's a canon character, it's just you haven't met him. 27. Ooh. No reviewer has ever asked me before. I get to divulge. Okay. Gilbert is a paranoid/disorganized schizophrenic. This creates Fritz (a.k.a. Friedrich the Second?), who is actually a hallucination of Gilbert's. Ironically, Fritz's appearance is similar to a younger male France, so I fangirled and schemed about a possible Gil/Jean intervention, probably to piss off Matilda so she'd be like, "HEY. MINE." I figured you'd change it. And this is actually tame for him. Wait until he returns. Wait until he comes back with a vengeance. It gets far, far worse.
[FlyingSolo365] :: Antonio Carriedo: Aw~ Akane, you scared her! [/hugs Solo] It's okay, no big bad stalker is going to get you... Yet. XD Antonio Carriedo: AKANE! Shhh!
[TABC] :: The reason I used AMERICA, instead of AMELIA is because Amelia is the only blue-blooded American of the group. For example, Antonio is Spanish-American, as he has an American father but a Spanish mother. Jeanette is purely French, having moved to America when she was 7. Matilda is French-Canadian, having a French-Canadian mother and a Canadian father. As a final example, the Italian brothers. Both of them (well, three - including Seborgia) lived in San Marino, Italy until the age of four. At age four, their parents separated, and Lovino lived with his mother in Brindisi, while Feliciano and his father stayed in San Marino. Then, their parents were remarried and came to the United States at eleven. So, both of them come from Italy, yet then have different Italian backgrounds (and a British-Italian father). So, the clue could only related to Amelia regardless. Nikita Arvolski:
[Demigod1315] :: Oh you want Vietnam? Done. Vietnam will arrive in the Around The World in Seven Days arc, as she'll stay with Jeanette for a while (Jacques will be there too!). I have her name picked out and even a potential romantic interest. So, request accepted. Yao Wang: Aru... he is a daring bastard. I wish he would just... die already. I'm quite sick of all of this. However, I'm thrilled to see another Asian! I hope she arrives soon, aru~ (and isn't anything like her cousin Jeanette...)
[ThePsychicAnimelovingBookworm] :: 26. ... Really? ADM. I am SUCH an airhead. XD Glad you pointed that out, because I would have NEVER seen it. I think you're the second person to tell me I messed up the code somehow, which is great because that means more people have proof of my airheadedness. 27. Yup. Poor people. Maybe if the police system was any better, this could have been prevented. Arthur Kirkland: They were ironically quick about telling us who the skeleton was, however, alarmingly slow when it came to people that had been alive only minutes before. It's quite pathetic, really. - Couldn't have said that better myself, Artie.
[Lalliey] :: 25. Oh, thanks! He is a semi-normal human being, even if he totally doesn't mind if his borther were his lover. So yeah, he's an eccentric little Belarusian. XD Chereneko Braginski: But we love him regardless... er... well, I do. Ivan's kinda apprehesive around him... 26. Mmhmm. And I don't know, Amelia, it's not going to be easy worming your way out of this one. Amelia F. Jones: When don't I worm my way out of stuff? Chill. I'll think of... something. Yeah... And nice job finding using the stereotype thing as a clue. I don't think anyone's done that yet. Go uniqueness! XD 27. Er... [/feels totally guilty because I don't even remember when I updated this] DX Dang. Okay, I need, like a schedule or something. So I don't have to do this again, because this annoys me just as much as it annoys you. Nyeh~ It doesn't help that this is my senoir year either. So, yeah. Fun, fun, fun. But I will so post more regularly. Maximilian van der Meer: So she says. Max, if you're gonna be annoying, go bother Hendrik or something. :\
[natcat5] :: Mina van der Meer: Oh, that's okay! As long as you sent one, it's the thought that counts, you know! She was just as happy to see yours as anyone else's and plus, you enjoyed yourself! That's all that really matters!
[andthenshesaid] :: 25. Hang on, even I don't remember what happened in 25. Lemme reread it. ... Okay. Now I remember. Lemme give you a quick little summary so you get it, okay? FIRST: This picks up where chapter 24 left off, because Yao had a note left on his locker by Thanatos, our Hacker's right hand man. Er... left hand man. Than is left-handed. :) This was the group speculating about the note and then Madara mentioning she might have seen him. SECOND: This is the group (Nikita, Gilbert, and Laima, mostly) trying to solve Svetlana's death/murder/accident - they aren't totally sure yet, and then Nikita - whose walking around Downtown - notices that a certain Thanatos Witner is right in front of him, which explains the THIRD part as he friends him (and Than, you were stupid enough to accept it). The FOURTH part is Elizabeta friending Nikita. While Gilbert doesn't know the Hacker, Elizabeta DOES, but only vaguely and only because of his effect on Gilbert. The FIFTH part has a load of implications towards Svetlana's death, such as "underneath the surface", and being "on thin ice already", which is like he says a "bad place to be". These implications hint that Thanatos knows quite a bit about Sveta's death... only thing is, how does he know? The SIXTH part is the Hacker and Thanatos talking and plotting a standard he-knows-too-much-let's-off-'im situation. NOTE: This section has a problem solving hint in it! SEVENTH: This is where Yao Wang receives the first code from the Hacker. By saying that "if you don't, you won't be able to save him" implies that someone IS going to be seriously injured if he doesn't, which is exactly what happens. While the EIGHTH part is Yao, Arthur, Chereneko and Kiku trying to figure out exactly how to begin to crack the code, the NINTH part is filled with all of your glorious RusAmeochka~. The only crucial thing in this is more explained in the TENTH and FINAL part with Jeanette and Lule, with Jeanette indicating that even in times when things are a lot more than a little crazy, she'll fight for Arthur no matter what. Obsessive much? So yeah. XD That's chapter 25 in a rather large nutshell. 26. Of course he's going to be creepy. If not, I wouldn't have any sadistic fun and you wouldn't be losing sleep. XD Amelia F. Jones: I think I'm losing more sleep than anyone around here, geez... You're torturing me, Akane. TORTURING ME. LOL, it's alright. As long as you attempt it, that's good enough for me and for all of us. 27. Yeah, again. Nikita's the primary target in THIS round of fun&games because Nikita, according to the Hacker and Thanatos, knows too much. Thanatos has NEVER liked Nikita and wouldn't mind to see him dead. In round two of this endevour, this becomes ironic. Arthur Kirkland: It's quite funny, really. They were awfully fast responding to our skeleton's identity, however, not so fast when it came to the safety of once-breathing human beings. ... Tino's rather spot on with that, he is. Oh, it's okay. I'm pretty sure I have a flag for every pairing I've ever thought of for this story. So, yeah. [/waves LoKiku flag] THIS is one I'm rather obsessed with, so I feel your pain.
[Readers-Section] :: Mmhm. Nikita was kind of bound to get hurt here. Considering that Thanatos certainly wouldn't mind Nikita being dead (in part 2, this becomes QUITE ironic), and the fact that he simply knows too much, thanks to the Hacker's earlier mistake, it was inevitable. At least he's still alive: if Thanatos had gotten his way, he would have regretted it later. Ivan Braginski: Ah... I don't get my sudden attaction to Ameochka either~ she is just... hmm~ I just love her so much. I can not explain it any other way. :D (Akane can. It's building off of an old mutual crush from seventh grade. Amelia liked him first, Ivan exploited this, Amelia tried to back herself out and play hard-to-get, which made Ivan like her even more. However, this is also when Eduard came into the picture.) And Gilbert totally gives you permission to use the word awesome as a description. XD
[Of Fishing and Ever Afters] :: Hera Karpusi: [/tilts head] Do you think... what were you expecting...? We're quite... insane like that. We're sporadic. But... that's what I like about us.
[WashuPeku] :: Gilbert Beilschmidt: Kesesese~ you know it! [/high fives] Well, y'know, NOT cool considering what's going on, but... Glad our lives are kick-ass and interesting for you! That makes my day.
[The-doodle-queen] :: Feliciano Vargas: Veh~! Tobuscus videos! I'm going to go watch the Pirates of the Carribbean one now... maybe I can get Luddy to watch it with me too... Or Tino! He likes them too!
[ZoosWho] :: Oh, no it's not too late. Laima, huh? Interesting choice. :) (That was, believe it or not, my original choice before I decided it would be best for you to decide).
[Lydiacatfish] 25. Elizabeta Hedevrary: Me? Akane, I can't sit back here without you telling me what's going on. What's this for anyway? Can't tell you that, dearie. It'll come in handy for me, trust me. Elizabeta Hedervary: Ugh. She never tells us ANYTHING. It's so unfair! D: 26. Well, I can't make them all impossible, y'know. I mean, I DO want people to guess it correctly, so... yeah. This one wasn't that hard at all. XD 27. Ooh, good guess. I love that guess! Hearing it makes me all happy, because I just can't wait until Tsunderes Unite!, in which you all will be treated a to a lovely little amount of Ivan x Feliks. And they WILL like it. Peter Kirkland: Feliks... Feliks just likes to do his own thing. Although, I can't believe that "own thing" will have anything to do with Ivan Braginski. Tch. I don't get the attraction to him. Maybe because you're straight, Peter? Peter Kirkland: Or maybe because I'm not, y'know, bloody INSANE.
[TJ Amorette] :: I'm shocked at this amount, really. i never expected to get to 300 reviews so, when I checked my email that day and saw all of the reviews I was like, O_O! Mmhm, she is. I actually do like her as a brunette, she's pretty regardless. But I went off of France's design when I visualized her, so... blond it was. Since a lot of them have already been drawn for me - thanks Himaurya! - I didn't have to visualize MUCH. However, since some of the designs like Turkey, Greece, Latvia, Cuba and etc. haven't been designed yet, or weren't when I started, I had some creative liberties. :D Especially Lule and her eternal use of white-rimmed sunglasses. France doesn't really play a major role until Chapter 2, which is Alfred/America's part. I finished watching part 29 and France was ALL over it. Oh, tell me about it. My first ever anime killed me because I lost one the best characters to grace its presence (L). So, so tragic. Yup. Elizabeta and Nikita. Best Friends Forever. XD They'd bond over Gilbert and all other things Hacker-related. Oh, Chan is SO jealous. 'Cause Elizabeta and Renate had a thing before Chantal stepped in, and even since she managed to win Renate's heart, she's been almost paranoid than she hasn't won it all and that Renate is suspect to falling for Elizabeta again. Chantal Zwingli: It's a genuine fear. ... Don't laugh at me... you never know when it will happen. Mmhm. Natalya Arvokskaya became Nikita Arvolski. And the world collaspes in on itself and is turned inside out. ;)
[Nitedream] :: 26. I know, it's driving ME crazy. I definitely need to concoct a schedule so I can write this stuff and publish it faster. So yeah, it's insanity. 27. Hmmm, that's an interesting question. You make it sound like you don't want him alive. But if he's not alive, then part two is almost pointless. So, yeah, he's alive. I also need him for a pairing idea that hit my head - it's going to throw a wrench into an established pairing, but HECK it will be fun to do.
[] :: Awww, thanks! It's no easy feat... I'm thinking over this story in my head almost constantly. It's exhausting believe it or not. Seriously? [/fangirls] I've made it my goal to increase the popularality of this pairing, whether it be through this fanfiction or some wother work. Hopefully, this one. If you write any, I'd love to see you expand the fanbase. Tea&Tomatoes needs some good ol' fashioned love. Oh, I love RoChu just as much as the next person, although lately I've been having the little thing about Sealand and China... I'm addicted to crack pairings, so I'll throw together the craziest relationships. I don't get it. And believe it or not, I'm not completely sure who China's final pairing will be with. Possibilities are Russia, Spain (Legit. I'm considering it) and Japan. Sealand's a crack situation. ;D
[Midnight Ghost] :: I don't think Mark Zuckerburg expected to have a movie made about him either, but hey - life happens. XD Yong-Soo? I had a count of it and wrote the votes down somewhere, but I can't remember EXACTLY what it is. However, Yong-Soo won. (I bolded that so other people would notice) So, Yong-Soo is going to be the Hacker's connection back to APH - and this my friends, is going to be oh-so-fun. You should have killed him, silly readers~ True. But the deaths are affecting them in a way that you can't see over Facebook. Gilbert does shrug it off, but that's what Gilbert always tries to do. It's just sometimes, it's too serious (you know, for him) to ignore and it kind of "jams his mind" and he can't think of anything to derail the situation or make it easier to handle. In this case, he can; he focuses on the kidnapping and not the deaths. Meanwhile, he's staring at the computer screen in complete shock after he posts this, wondering how he can lie and sound confident when even HE doesn't believe it. Amelia has a reponse to it too - you see it in chapter 29 as she actually does post about it. However, it's Gilbert and Amelia. That's what they do - they cover stuff like that up, and they're actually fairly good at it, unlike, say, Jeanette, who was completely rattled by the Bonnefoy House even though it has no significant part in her life and DIDN'T until she stepped foot into it (so her problems are her own fault, really). Plus, all of their thoughts and suspuscisons and worries are poured into chapters 30, 31 and 32. That ties the string on the present and basically explains why they didn't think this was a serious issue until... well, now. Feliciano Vargas: Ve~ ... We're really, really, naive... That's not a good thing either... [/ponders]
[I Shall Bite You] :: OHMYGOD. I know who you are. You are either A) EDWARD CULLEN - B) FENRIR GREYBACK - C) DRACULAURA or D) KYOYA HIBARI. All of them are professional biters. XD Anyway, while I embrace the fact that - yay I have another new reviewer who likes writing long reviews :D - I shall respond. Onward! 1. Tch. What fangirl doesn't like a little Foe Yay with their yaoi. (Foe Yay being a TV Trope term - it's a great website.) Besides, I really do like Antonio x Lovino, despite my new found love for Lovino x Arthur. They just... work. So well together too, it's shocking. Then the crack pairing side of me intervenes before I can think of a better reason, and next thing I know, Spain and Finland are suddenly soulmates. Tino Vainamoinen: ... Really? I barely even see Antonio, much less have a conversation with him, Akane...! Yeah, I know. But I'm a tad bit insane, savvy dear? 2. I love the French pronuciation. It sounds more like "ZHOHN-ette" - because I have a legit French friend who legitly told me that how it's said. I fell it love shortly after, so yeah. It's Jeanette. Be glad it's that - the other two names I was toying around for her were Ciel and Solange. Solange, believe it or not, is her middle name. Jeanette Solange Bonnefoy. It's sooo foreign~! You think she's happy at making other's miserable NOW? It's a secret kink of hers - she probably gets off on that. The Bonnefoy House part Two brings that side of her out. It's okay. Do you think I have a heart either? 3. Yeah, maybe not. Believe it or not, supposedly Fem!America prefers hotdogs over hamburgers so... I don't know. Maybe it would be a good friendship. :D 4. They really do care for each other, they're just GOD AWFUL at communication. Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh, tell me about it, mon amie. It is just as tragic as it is sheerly OBNOXIOUS. All The Other Chapters: XD I'm so lazy. Oh, I think that's... 16? I can't remember exactly which that was either. Oh, no it was 17. Heh. But yeah, that was the first thing I thought of when I heard Japan's human name for the first time because it was so similar. Wait. It can't have been. [/scrolls back through the story] O.M.G. no wonder their relationship isn't going anywhere! It's not being displayed on Facebook! I will SO write more exchanges with them! Watch the love grow. LOL Awesomian! Oh, God, I need to use that. You have just won yourself an internet. [/hands over the Safari browser] Here. This is yours. I like her female form too, Belarus. She's a beautiful, if not BAT SHIT INSANE character and that's the best kind. Meh, it's fine. I sit here going, "Okay. I am NOT going to spoil stuff in these reviews." Next thing I know I've dumped them allover the place. It's insane. I actually had to RE-EDIT these reviews because I revealed too much on accident. Good grief. XP
[IWANTMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE] :: Belarus? XD [/huggles] I will totally make more for you, of cou - WAITASECOND. Do you just say add jealousy between the two people who I surprisingly NOT done that with? OHMYGOD, YES. (The reason I haven't is because Adrian's feelings for Amelia aren't fully developed yet and Jeanette doesn't stand a real "chance" in her mind that she's going to lose him. Ivan's a distraction, really, but she snaps back into her game eventually.) Amelia F. Jones: Besides. Sometimes I don't even think she really likes him. I mean, I KNOW she loves him because no way I'd obsess over a guy for so long without being in love, but c'mon... it's almost like she hates the relationship. If Jean REALLY loved him, she'd try a hell of a lot harder, don't ya think? Disturbingly rational, but true...
[ADRIANxAMERICAxIVAN] :: Hendrik van der Meer: She does have it done to that point. Only thing is, school. She's a senior this year, so things have been a tad sporadic. She's here now... that must count for something? [/shrugs] I don't know, I'm being payed to talk for her because she likes doing this. ...? You're supposed to be nice to them. Hendrik van der Meer: [/waves] There. That was nice. ... [/facepalm] He IS right though, even if he's reclusive.
session twenty-eight :: misery business [paramore]
- saturday, september 5th
PROBLEM SOLVING:
answer :: Nikita Arvolski
conclusion :: The Hacker's riddle is this: It's someone near you, but someone you don't want to be near you. Since Nikita (or Natalya, in her ungenderbent form) is notoriously known for being that person, that is the answer. (Nice job, for those who thought it was Poland. I love you all. ;D)
question :: who is the brunet in amelia's house?
hint :: there are two hints: 1) in a certain group of five people, one of those is missing in this chapter, and 2) in the question I asked you in chapter 25, i listed three people, all of those being brunets. but only one of them fits a clue that is provided in the chapter itself.
(Mobile) Chantal Zwingli || Kiku Honda: Honda. How's everything?
Kiku Honda: Ah, Chantal-chan. Fine for now. We managed to find Amelia.
Chantal Zwingli: ... I heard.
Kiku Honda: Although Gilbert-san still seems to still be worried about something... something having to do with Ivan?
Chantal Zwingli: Gilbert's odd. He always seems to be preoccupied nowadays.
Kiku Honda: I wonder why sometimes. It's troubling.
Chantal Zwingli: Gilbert's preoccupation can't really be fixed.
Chantal Zwingli: But enough about him already. I didn't message to talk about Gilbert, I wanted to talk about you Honda.
Kiku Honda: M-me, Chantal-chan? Whatever for?
Chantal Zwingli: Because. You're the one who seems to be worried.
Chantal Zwingli: And worrying is bad for you.
Chantal Zwingli: You do that enough in normal situations.
Chantal Zwingli: ... So stop.
Kiku Honda: ...
Kiku Honda: Hai. I shall. Thank you for being so caring, Chantal-chan. ^^
Chantal Zwingli: It - It's nothing... Kiku.
Amelia F. Jones: I have officially been awake for... somewhere around 24 hours. I think. I have no perception of time any more.
[Feliciano Vargas and 11 others like this]
(Mobile) Feliciano Vargas: Wow~! I could never stay awake that long, even if I tried!
Antonio Carriedo: Haha, neither could I! :D
Jeanette Bonnefoy: I could make it to where you can, Antonio~ ;)
(Mobile) Lovino Vargas: ... That's MY job, not yours. XP
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Andersen Densen: OWNED. XD
Arthur Kirkland: Amelia, why the bloody HELL aren't you going to sleep?
Amelia F. Jones: Okay. You watch seven people die and you're unable to do a single thing and see how many winks you get then.
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(Mobile) Maiken Bondevik: The little stars-and-stripes slut has a point.
Elizabeta Hedervary: You're EVIL, Maiken...
Amelia F. Jones: Exactly! =D
Andersen Densen: I bet it'll take her 10 minutes to realize what Maiken just said...
Berwald Oxenstierna: 15.
(Mobile) Tino Väinämöinen: 20!
[Berwald Oxenstierna likes this]
Amelia F. Jones: Wait.
Amelia F. Jones: Hey! You bitch! Take that back RIGHT NOW!
Tino Väinämöinen: I think this means I win. ^^ 21 minutes!
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Arthur Kirkland || Amelia F. Jones: Amelia, you really do need your rest though.
Amelia F. Jones: Yes Mother. =P
Arthur Kirkland: I'm being serious, Jones.
Amelia F. Jones: Alright! I'll try. Jesus. What more do you want me to do?
Arthur Kirkland: Relax. It's going to be fine. This whole thing will end sooner than you think.
Amelia F. Jones: Alright! Stop nagging me!
Arthur Kirkland: I'm not NAGGING you!
Amelia F. Jones: Yeah, and the sky's NOT blue. :)
Arthur Kirkland: [/sigh] Ame...
Amelia F. Jones: I won't do it until you come over.
Arthur Kirkland: ...
Amelia F. Jones: I won't~
Arthur Kirkland: ...
Amelia F. Jones: I'll stay on my phone and play Angry Birds all day~
Arthur Kirkland: Fine.
Amelia F. Jones: Score one for Amelia Fucking-Awesome-As-Hell Jones!
Arthur Kirkland: Don't make me regret this. -_-
Amelia F. Jones: You won't, not with my most awesome Asian friend over as well!
Amelia F. Jones: You DO learn something new ever day... I just learned that Arthur's ticklish. ^^
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Ivan Braginski: Are you ticklish Amelia?
Amelia F. Jones: Psh, no. ;)
(Mobile) Mei Wang: Liar! You are SO ticklish, Ame!
Ivan Braginski: Liar, liar, plants for hire~
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(Mobile) Feliciano Vargas: Ooh, really? Lovino would LOVE to know that~!
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(Mobile) Lovino Vargas: . . .
Arthur Kirkland: In the name of all that is holy... Belt up, Amelia! Besides I THOUGHT you were supposed to be sleeping!
Amelia F. Jones: Oblivious much? ^^ That's because YOU were half-asleep yourself!
Arthur Kirkland: Before you disturbed me that is. -_-
Matilda Williams: You know, I could have just told you all of this.
[Jeanette Bonnefoy likes this]
(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt: ...?
Lovino Vargas: Really.
Matilda Williams: Mmhm. I knew he was ticklish already. :)
Arthur Kirkland: Mattie... stop talking.
[Matilda Williams likes this]
Lovino Vargas: Good to know.
Feliciano Vargas: I bet you would like to know that, fratello!
Lovino Vargas: You shut the hell up and STOP STALKING ME!
(Mobile) Ivan Braginski || Thanatos Winter: Than~
Thanatos Winter: What? Where ARE you?
Ivan Braginski: I'm about to pay Amelia a visit. As soon as this blond and a brunet leaves.
Thanatos Winter: Ivan?
Ivan Braginski: No, some British guy. Don't know the brunet.
Thanatos Winter: Are you in her house?
Ivan Braginski: On the stairs. She hasn't noticed.
Ivan Braginski: The brunette's cute though...
Thanatos Winter: Focus you.
Thanatos Winter: But good job on being a ninja.
Ivan Braginski: Thank you. I may just even be better than Wang Yao at this.
Amelia F. Jones || (Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt: Gilbert. He was in my house.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Nuh-uh, he wasn't...
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Oh God, you're serious. Why?
Amelia F. Jones: Nikita again!
Gilbert Beilschmidt: He really wants you to kill Nikita... doesn't he.
Amelia F. Jones: But I can't do that!
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Okay, okay, okay, Amelia. Let's think for a sec.
Amelia F. Jones: But he wants it done by TOMORROW.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: !
Gilbert Beilschmidt: No probs, we can handle this. Let's think a little faster.
Amelia F. Jones: Should I warn Nikita?
Gilbert Beilschmidt: No. Where does he want you to meet him?
Amelia F. Jones: After 8 on Sunday at the rec center's pool.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Won't it be closed?
Amelia F. Jones: He says jump the fence.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: I think I've got an idea. I'm going to need Ivan and Yao though.
Amelia F. Jones: Done! Now gimme the details, baby!
Gilbert Beilschmidt: You got 'em! ;)
Yao Wang: So. 8 on Sunday, correct?
Ivan Braginski: Finally! I want to meet this hacker of mine~
Amelia F. Jones: No, you don't. -_-
(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt: Alright team. Let's get this party started!
Xiang Wang: You hurt my brother and I'mma kill you.
Yao Wang: I thank you for your concern but REALLY - don't smother me, aru. -.-
Matilda Williams: Wait... what? Where are you all going?
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Nowhere important, Birdie. Don't worry your pretty little head off. ;D
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Matilda Williams: Why did you like that, Arthur?
Arthur Kirkland: Oh, no reason at all darling...
[Gilbert Beilschmidt likes this]
Matilda Williams: Okay...
Yao Wang: Relax, Matilda. We're just going to talk to him.
Matilda Williams: Alright...
Amelia F. Jones: But you can help! On Sunday around 7ish, can you keep an eye on Nikita for me?
Matilda Williams: Sure. :)
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Make sure he stays out of harm's way, now, Birdie. We're counting on you!
Matilda Williams: Yeah. I will. ^^
Gilbert Beilschmidt: That's my girl! :)
Matilda Williams: Just stay in one piece, okay? You're too cute to die.
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Gilbert Beilschmidt: That I can do! XD
(Mobile) Feliciano Vargas: Yay, true love at last~!
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Matilda Williams: ...
Gilbert Beilschmidt: ...
Ludwig Beilschmidt: ... You two are pathetic.
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Jeanette Bonnefoy || Arthur Kirkland: I saw you~ trying to play Matchmaker on Facebook.
Arthur Kirkland: Just giving their relationship a push is all. I couldn't resist the opportunity.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh, I know. I wish they would simply confess their undying love for each other...
Arthur Kirkland: Wish someone else would confess too...
Jeanette Bonnefoy: ... What, Arthur?
Arthur Kirkland: ...
Jeanette Bonnefoy: You know Arthur... I'll confide a secret in with you. Last night, I had a dream...
Arthur Kirkland: About you, Gilbert, and Antonio and your pirate cosplay. -_- I've heard this story before.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Quoi? Non! Not this time~
Jeanette Bonnefoy: I was on Facebook, chatting to people - but it was ten years in the future. It took me a while to notice - but my name wasn't Jeanette BONNEFOY.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: It was Jeanette KIRKLAND.
Arthur Kirkland: O-Oh really.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oui. I was distressed to discover it was only a dream... but that doesn't mean I can't make it a reality. ;)
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Adrian IS very attractive as well. ;)
Arthur Kirkland: ... Adrian. I really did NOT want to hear that.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Ah, you silly, silly boy. Can you not recognize a JOKE when you see one?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Arthur...?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: OH, I'm so stupid. Why did I say that?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: I HAD him. I actually HAD him.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: ... Why does that always happen to us?
special agent akane: I am seriously 3 chapters away from Tsunderes! Unite. OMG. Oh, and by the way, the Tsunderes Unite arc will start about 2 weeks after the end of this one - like how they was a three-week separation in between the Baltics&Nordics arc and this one.
special agent akane: Also, a new link is up on my profile - if you click it, it will take you a YouTube playlist. That playlist contains ALL of the music so far that I have used for The Internet Killed The Video Star, and I will try to update it around the same time I update the story. Okay? Now you have some tunage to go along with your reading! Yay!
Ivan Braginski: Yay!
special agent akane: Why are you so happy? The music?
Ivan Braginski: Nyet! This arc is almost over!
special agent akane: ... I almost asked you why you were happy about that, and then I remembered who I was talking to.
special agent akane: Now I'm going to sign off before I have any more blonde moments.
special agent akane: Never mind. I have another request for you. Now, while Cupido Aiutanti is going to have its hands full with Lovino and Arthur, there's eight of them. Meaning that, SOME of them can break away for a bit and help out with some other possible pairings. Any ones in particular you want to see during this time period? However the ones you offer CAN'T include Tea&Tomatoes (obvie), RusPol (Ivan/Feliks for Map of the Stars XD), GerSve (Ludwig/Berwald. Why? Because there's an interesting All I Ever Wanted hint in this pairing) and Spamano (YES, you get Spamano. Rejoice all Spamano fangirls). So? Hit me with your best pairings.
