Boba Fett walked through the streets of King's Landing as he made his way to his destination. His job was simple, and slightly pleasing. He, Tyrion, and Bronn discussed it for a long while and they finally reached a decision. They knew that the City Watch and Cersei would probably hold a grudge against the Mandalorian, but Boba lived nearly two decades of being hated by someone, so it didn't matter.

Boba reached his destination after several minutes of walking from the Red Keep to the streets. Littlefinger's brothel. He walked in, giving the already scared whores freights as he walked in, the air of unease in the air as the sound of a woman crying, a man yelling, and a baby's squeal. He walked into the room and took in the scene in front of him.

Janos Slynt was in the middle of the room surrounded by Gold Cloaks and Prostitutes. A woman was restrained by two Gold Cloaks as tears slid down her face, another Gold Cloak was holding a baby in his arm, a dagger in the other. Whatever was going on in here was silenced by Boba's presence. In the Galaxy, his armor was intimidating, but to the people of Westeros, he was an image of fear.

"Lord Boba" said Slynt "What brings you here?"

"I could ask you the same question" said Boba.

"Just following orders" said Slynt as he nodded towards the Gold Cloak with the baby, who hesitated for whatever he was doing.

"And what are those orders?"

"The babe, it's one of Robert's bastards"

"And what are you going to do with it?"

"Kill it of course" said Slynt as the woman nearly shrieked "If you can't do it, I'll end the bastard" he said to the Gold Cloak

"Allow me" said Boba as he slowly strolled over to the Gold Cloak holding said Bastard.

"Much appreciated" said Slynt "These men are too craven, ending a bastard should be-"

"Shut up" said Boba as he took the baby. He then walked over to the mother. "You will let her go, or die"

The Gold Cloaks immediately let go. The mother looked at him in a mix of curiosity and fear. Boba simply put the baby in her arm.

"No one will kill your baby" said Boba.

"The fuck's the matter with you?" asked Slynt "This is the King's order"

"So it was Joffrey"

"That's King Joffrey to you" said Slynt as he-

"Draw your sword and I'll shoot you between the eyes" said Boba as he pointed his blaster at Slynt. Janos let the sword fall back into it's sheathe as he glared at Boba.

"The King will hear about this"

"He will" said Boba as he took a step closer "But not from you"

"I command the City Watch, I am the Lord of Harrenhal. You can not-"

"If you think I ever cared about positions and titles, then you really don't know me"

"Then you are a fool"

"Tell me, when Ned Stark tried to arrest Joffrey and your men slaughtered his, did you give the orders?" said Boba. He felt as if he was asking a question Tyrion would ask. Tyrion certainly wanted to know.

"I did. The man was a traitor"

"A traitor who escaped the city and is on his way to lead a traitor's army" said Boba "But more importantly, you betrayed him"

"It's not-"

"And you can see how Lord Tyrion would be concern, having a man who betrayed the last Hand of the King around"

"You won't get away with it sellsword. Not you or your Lord Imp" said Janos.

"That's Tyrion Lannister and Boba Fett to you" said Boba as he pointed his wrist towards Janos.

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Puddleglum stood in the corner of the room as Sansa braided her hair.

"...Are you alright?" asked Puddleglum.

"...No" said Sansa "I'm a hostage in a War, my brother is at War, my father has a price on his head, and my only companion is you"

"I'm sorry if I offended you"

Sansa turned around "I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you"

"No matter, the best way to relieve anger is to let it out" said Puddleglum "And since everyone here would kill you for any emotional outbursts, I'm your only source of letting your frustration out"

"...Why did this have to happen?"

"Life is strange, but be thankful for what you do have. You live in a room and not a cell, your father is wanted yet not dead, your brother is at a War he is winning, and-"

"And I have you"

"...Yes, and I will not let the Lannisters hurt you"

That must of cheered the girl up because Sansa finally smiled after so long. "I-I just wish I had someone from Winterfell to talk to, like Arya or Jeyne"

"Who?"

"Jeyne Poole" said Sansa "She was the daughter of my father's steward and my best friend. When they arrested my father, I don't know what happened to her. She isn't dead. I didn't see her among the head's of my father's men"

"...I must go for a stroll now Lady Sansa, but fear not, I shall return" said Puddleglum as he walked over to the door and exited the room, closing the door behind him "And with a gift"

As Puddleglum made his way down the stairs, he saw a maid (for those who are interested, this is the maid Shae threatened when Sansa had her period and the maid who told Cersei Shae is Tyrion's lover) walk up the stairs. She threw a disgusted glare at Puddleglum as she made her way up, but as she was about to past Puddleglum, the Marsh-Wiggle grabbed her shoulder and pushed her against the wall"

"What are you-"

"You are going to tell me" said Puddleglum dangerously "Where is Jeyne Poole?"

"The North girl, she's-" but she stopped herself.

"She's where?"

"I don't know, never heard of her"

"Where" his fingers tightened "is" he brought his face closer "she?"

"...Littlefinger's brothel, kept in the back of the room, that's all I know"

"Thank you" said Puddleglum as he released the maid "And I know your one of Cersei's spies, this conversation never happened. And remember, if you think I won't find out if you do, just know that I am one of Varys' little friends"

The maid nodded and ran off. Puddleglum shook his head as he descended down the stairs. He was going to have to make his way towards the streets of King's Landing and hope that the locals don't kill him. Or the Gold Cloaks. Or Littlefinger.

As he left the Red Keep, he felt someone was following him. He tried to ignore it, but gave up after several minutes and turned around. He saw Sandor Clegane walking up to him, his scarred face scaring off the small folk.

"Master Clegane" said Puddleglum politely.

"Puddlefuck"

"Puddleglum"

"Whatever" said the Hound as he and Puddleglum continued walking "The fuck are you doing in the streets?"

"I am on my way to retrieve a gift for Lady Stark"

"...I doubt she'll want a woman"

"But she does, just not for what your thinking of"

"Does this have anything to do with that cunt you scared?"

"How do you know about that?"

"I was passing the bottom of the steps when it happened" said the Hound "Do you honestly think fucking Littlefinger will let you take the girl?"

"I'll take her, and I plan on discussing this matter with Lord Tyrion before Cersei finds out"

"...I saw them" said the Hound as he stopped walking, Puddleglum following his lead.

"Saw who?"

"The fuckers who freed Lord Stark"

Puddleglum eyes widen. Sandor Clegane knew who freed Sansa's father. This was bad. Yet Puddleglum had to wonder why he told nobody.

"There were seven of them. Six were disguised as Gold Cloaks. One was a prisoner. They ran into us and one of them put a spell over Joffrey. I could feel a tug in my brain, wanting me to believe that there was nothing odd about these people, but I didn't let it"

"Does Joffrey remember them?"

"No, the dumb fucker doesn't even remember the whole thing"

"...Why are you telling me this?"

"Because your the only one here that doesn't piss me off...The fuck happened to your hand"

Of course, he was talking about the burn scars on his right hand. Puddleglum remembered how he got those very well. After he, Pole, and Scrubs freed Prince Rillian, the Lady of the Green Kettle tried to enchant them using her magic fire. Puddleglum had to stamp out the fire with his hand, screaming ASLAN the whole time. The wound might of healed, but the scars remained.

"Let's just say I got these from a wicked woman" said Puddleglum.

"...I got mine from my brother"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Puddleglum and the Hound turned towards where they heard the scream, Littlefinger's brothel. Before either of them could react, Janos Slynt ran out of the building with his entire body on fire. The people screamed and moved out of his way as he tried to extinguish himself. He eventually fell to the ground as he screamed. Puddleglum turned away from the scene and saw that Sandor Clegane had a look of terror on his face. Puddleglum didn't like Janos Slynt, but he decided to end his pain, if only to calm the Hound. He walked over to the burning Janos Slynt and pulled out his Three pointed spear, and quickly jammed the tips into the throat of the city commander. He coughed up some blood and died seconds later. Several Gold Cloaks came out of nowhere, one pushing Puddleglum away, and started extinguishing the corpse.

"The fuck" said Sandor.

"Maybe Littlefinger found a dragon" said Puddleglum glumly.

"No such luck"

Puddleglum and Sandor turned towards the voice and found Boba Fett coming out of the brothel, smoke coming out of a device on his wrist.

"Master Fett" said Puddleglum "May I ask why the Lord Commander is.." said Puddleglum as he looked at the burnt corpse "Overcooked?"

"Let's say he and I have some differences" said Boba "He liked killing babies, I like killing cowards" said Boba as he walked away towards the Red Keep. Puddleglum watched him leave before turning to Sandor.

"Master Clegane, I believe that someone needs to inform Joffrey of Janos Slynt's death. Might I trust you to do that?"

"What...Oh yeah sure" said the Hound as he followed the same path as Boba. In truth, Puddleglum did that simply to get Clegane away from the burnt body without looking craven. Puddleglum knew that the Hound hated and feared fire. Puddleglum couldn't blame him, his hand tingled as he looked at the corpse. He shook his head and went into the building.

When he walked in, he found several scared women around, one was hugging a baby as she cried tears as another woman with red hair comforted her.

"Excuse me" said Puddleglum "But might I ask what happened?"

"...The Lord Commander came to kill Barra" said the red haired, Ros "But the Sellsword kill him"

"Why would the Lord Commander try to kill a baby?"

"Because he's Robert's" said Mhaegen as she cried.

"...The former King?"

"Yes" said Mhaegen.

"...My sympathies" said Puddleglum as he turned to Ros "Excuse me, but may I ask where a Jeyne Poole is?"

"...Upstairs, second door on the right" said Ros.

"Thank you" said Puddleglum as he made his way upstairs. He found the room Ros told him and opened the door. A woman around Sansa's age with dark hair turned around off her bed and scooted away from Puddleglum.

"Jeyne Poole?"

"Y-Yes?"

"I am Puddleglum, and I am here to take you to Lady Sansa"

As soon as 'Sansa' left his mouth, Jeyne got out of the bed and ran over to Puddleglum, grabbing each arm and looking him in the eyes. "Am I really leaving, can I really leave this place?"

"I can't get you out of King's Landing, but I can get you out of this brothel and into Lady Sansa's chambers" said Puddleglum as he took Jeyne's arm and lead her out of the room.

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Tyrion and Bronn watched as Girorn and the Trandoshans inspected the corpses of the Gold Cloaks that died looking for Ned Stark. His cunt of a sister didn't bother retrieving the bodies, only the weapons. These fifty men were nothing more than rotted shadowcat food now, but if any one can find clues in the murder, the Trandoshans could.

"Will looking at some fucking corpses really discover how Stark escaped?" asked Bronn.

"No harm in looking" said Tyrion.

"A waste of time though" said Bronn.

"Lord Tyrion" said Girorn "Several of these men died with blaster marks"

"The weapons your men and Boba use?" asked Tyrion.

"Indeed" said Girorn [Keep looking] he shouted to his men.

"So...Ned Stark rescuers are from the same place as Boba" said Bronn.

"Apparently" said Tyrion.

"I wonder why this place is so popular all of a sudden" said Bronn.

"I wish I knew...Ah Boba" said Tyrion.

The Mandalorian walked into the forest clearing followed by several Gold Cloaks.

"It's done" said Fett as he got in front of Tyrion.

"Janos Slynt is dead?"

"Yes, and these guys" he pointed towards the Gold Cloaks behind him "want to know what's to be done about the position of commander"

"Quite right" said Tyrion before he turned to the Gold Cloaks "From this point forward, Bronn will be the new Commander of the City Watch"

"...Boys" said Bronn as he nodded his head at the Gold Cloaks. They all nodded and walked away.

"That went well" said Boba.

"Boba" said Tyrion "We found that some of the men here were killed by blasters, like the one you have"

"Hmm, we shouldn't be concern. I can handle these men"

"Lord Tyrion"

The three of them turned as Girorn came to them, a long strand of hair in his fingers.

"We found this around the throat of one of the corpses"

"It's probably just shadowcat hair" said Bronn.

"No" said Boba quietly as he took the hair and inspected it "It's Wookiee hair"

"Wookiee?" said Tyrion.

"A creature that lives on the planet Kashyyyk. They are bigger and stronger than even us Trandoshans"

"Sounds scary" said Bronn.

"Do you know any Wookiees?" Tyrion asked Bronn.

"Just one, and it belongs to Han Solo" said Boba "The man who nearly killed me"

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"Shh, we have to be quiet" said Yaylanna as she and Robert Baratheon tried to avoid the Trandoshan scouts. It was only with the use of magic that blocked their scents from the brutes.

"Fuck, and I thought Sandor Clegane was ugly" said Robert.

"Let's not let them see us" said Yaylanna as she and Robert hid behind a tree.

"Why are we here of all places?" asked Robert.

"Because this is were you died. Once you put on the necklace, you transported to where you die" said Yaylanna.

"Where should Ned be?"

"Somewhere between here and Riverrun"

"Fuck, that's too far. The war will be over by the time we get there"

"Not if the Empire comes"

"Oh, I forgot about them"

"Well, we'll just have to...is that a horse?"

Yaylanna pointed towards a horse as it and several others were grazing.

"They don't grow wild around here" said Robert.

"They must of belonged to the Gold Cloaks" said Yaylanna.

"...Well there ours now" said Robert as he carefully walked over to the horse, but Yaylanna grabbed his arm and pulled him away.

"We can't make any noise or the Trandoshans will find us" said Yaylanna.

[Lord Tyrion wants us to return to the capitol] shouted a Trandoshan to the others in their native tongue.

[Find anything?] asked a scout.

[Just animals and the remains of a campfire] said another scout as they walked away. Robert and Yaylanna watched and waited until there were no scouts around.

"Well ain't that luck" said Robert as he took and mounted a horse, a gelding.

"Yes, now let's find Lord Stark" said Yaylanna as she mounted her horse, a palfrey.

As so, the former King of Westeros and the Child of Purity rode out of the Kingswood, away from King's Landing and to Riverrun.

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Sansa laid on the bed as she stared at the ceiling, waiting for Puddleglum to come back. Even though he was glum most of the time, he was the only friend Sansa had in King's Landing. And knowing Joffrey, it wouldn't be a surprise if the Marsh-Wiggle had his head join the heads of Jory and Septa Mordane. Sansa got rid of the thought in her head and turned to face the wall, her back to the door. She heard a knock on the door "It's open"

She heard the door open, but she expected a glum remark from Puddleglum. What she didn't expect was a body jumping on her and hugging her. After taking in the shock, Sansa looked at the person around her waist and saw Jeyne Poole hugging her as she cried.

"J-Jeyne!?" squeaked Sansa.

"SANSA" wailed Jeyne.

Puddleglum stood in the doorway and watched as the two friends cried and hugged, and as he watched as the friend's reuniting and letting it all out, Puddleglum very briefly wished to see Eustace Scrub and Jill Pole again.

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Meanwhile, somewhere in the Riverlands, a farmer was feeding his pigs as his son looked on, a sword in his hand. They were lucky to avoid the war, and they were going to stay that way.

"So you think Mo'am will make pork sausage tonight?" asked the son.

"Nope, she'll make us eat their shit" said the man as he laughed.

The laughter was cut short when a familiar sound reached their ears.

"Riders" said the son as he ran to the forest were the noise was coming from. As soon as he was about to enter the forest, a rider came out and decapitated the son's head.

"Nooooooooooooo" screamed the farmer as he ran towards the riders. All nine of them. When he got a look under one's hood, he screamed, though the scream was unheard under the frightening screech of the Witch-King of Angmar.

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Scary ending. Watch out Westeros, the Nazgul are here. I haven't decided if the Nine should confront Robb's army and have a duel between the Witch-King and Robb/Orion or have the Nine confront the Warriors and have them attack Frodo, but either way will be interesting.

Janos Slynt...never liked him.

Keep posting reviews on who you want in Westeros or who you want to interact with who and I'll see what I can work with.