Total Tortimer Island

Episode XXVI - The Showdown of the Presents


[Screen appears. Camera moves tour around Tortimer Island.]

TORTIMER

(Calmly) Ahh. Tortimer Island. The most island in the ocean. Birds are chirping, seagulls are squawking, and the most environment of all the land.

[Tortimer appears.]

TORTIMER

Hello, everyone. Welcome to the climatic episode of Total Tortimer Island. It has been passed eight weeks in this island. Right now, this is the ninth and final week of the island. Today, here are two villagers left. Who will it be? The skunk shoemaker in his shoe store, Kicks, or the young scholar and sister of the museum curator, Celeste? This is it, the third and final part. Who will win for a million bell grand prize? And who will lose? Find out right here on an epic conclusion of TOTAL... TORTIMER... ISLAND!

[On the title, camera zooms out twice, fade to black, and opening sequence.]


Sequence 2 - Wednesday - Week 9

[In the middle part of the forest.]

TORTIMER

Welcome back to Total Tortimer Island. Over the course of this season, and the past eight weeks, twenty contestants were eliminated from the game. And now, we have our finalists; Kicks, and Celeste. Let's go to the confession camera to see who will do in the final challenge.

[In Celeste's confession camera...]

CELESTE

I can't believe, I am now in the final round. I'm so glad that Kapp'n is gone from the semifinal challenge. Right now, it's Kicks, and me. My brother Blathers has been eliminated twice, because I was sad. It's time for revenge of the million bell grand prize for the museum, once and for all.

[In Kicks' confession camera...]

KICKS

Finally, I'm in the final challenge. So we are in the final two. Celeste is going nuts. If I win, I'll get more shoes to make and shine. Otherwise, I'm going to spray her if she lost the final challenge. I hope I can win this. This is so going to be smart, and handsome. It's game on.

[In reality...]

TORTIMER

We also have the loser section. The loser section will get to ask a question to one of our finalists, and they have to answer it.

[Twenty eliminated villagers are in two bleachers each ten-on-ten.]

BLATHERS

Sister, I missed you.

K. K. SLIDER

Hello, Celeste.

CELESTE

Hi there, I missed you two.

[In Michelle's confession camera...]

MICHELLE

I can't believe it. Celeste hooked up with K. K. Slider. What a beautiful love sight. This is a confessional, that it really works at the anger out of you. Like what a doctor said. And no anger is a good anger.

[In reality...]

TORTIMER

Don Resetti, you're up first.

DON

My brother, and I like to thank you two for the final challenge. Celeste, you're handsome with this. Kicks, you just a cool skunk.

TORTIMER

Okay then, Blathers.

BLATHERS

Celeste, my sister, you are about to win this challenge.

CELESTE

Brother, how am I suppose to win?

BLATHERS

You have to take a good look around the island of imagination.

TORTIMER

Thank you, Blathers. Harriet.

HARRIET

I don't have anything to say to those losers. It might run to ask either of you a question. It would be, what would you but first without the money?

CELESTE

Firstly, I got a skull from Wonder City Museum for the villagers who have not been educated out there. Then I spent some of the money in other regions in the world.

REESE

Wow!

REDD

You can say that again.

REESE

Sorry.

KICKS

I don't know. Probably pour at all into community college. Really, I go to learn my stuff if I wan to get a career.

TORTIMER

Community college? You literally went with the most boring and predictable answer, Kicks. (to Rover) Rover, you're next.

ROVER

Kicks, you're my biggest fan. You are about to win this final challenge.

CELESTE

Rover, you introduced us known for the finalists.

ROVER

Alright, I'm out.

TORTIMER

Next is Mabel.

MABEL

I would like to know how you two would use the money to benefit the environment.

CELESTE

Well I would...

KICKS

I would...

BOTH

We wouldn't.

MABEL

Excuse me.

CELESTE

Let's be honest here. We're not selfish, but it's not what we're doing any of those harder bells to the environment.

KICKS

Second that.

TORTIMER

Next up is Lottie.

LOTTIE

My pretty little question is for the young scholar. Why did you break up with such a wonderful girl named Michelle?

CELESTE

Um...

MICHELLE

That's another answer, Celeste.

CELESTE

I just got a bed bike?

LOTTIE

Wrong answer. It was a trick question.

CELESTE

Oh come on!

TORTIMER

Great. The ratings are going to plummet on this one, guys. Give me something good. Hopefully Timmy, and Tommy have to send to say.

TIMMY

If you would that was the picture of yourself all day.

TORTIMER

I knew this would be weird.

TOMMY

What are you participate?

KICKS

I can to lots of exercise.

NOOKLINGS

That's great.

TORTIMER

Mr. Resetti, it's your turn.

MR. RESETTI

The point thing is what are you doing to try to reset the game?

CELESTE

This is why I have to tell you to control my temper.

TORTIMER

Get out of here, Mr. Resetti. (to Michelle) Michelle, you're next.

MICHELLE

I don't have anything important to say. I'm just glad that Cyrus isn't up there in the finals. Although, it should be me. I'd this for an expert. For pity, this secretary was on this show, and she got thirteenth place, and I got fifteenth place! This is ludicrous.

TORTIMER

That wasn't a question so much as it was a boiling hot rant filled with anger, and testosterone. Next is Brad.

BRAD

No comments. I just want to hang out with all of you. Just do it.

ISABELLE

That's not very good, Brad.

BRAD

I would like to hang out with you, because you're just ahead. So, I throw you into prison, and slowly watch you waiting for two days, Isabelle.

ISABELLE

Oh gosh. I just wanted to know what you two with that. If you had everything going to ask for.

KICKS

Well, If I had everything, I wished for I really don't need the money at all.

ISABELLE

And thank you. I know I want you to win.

TORTIMER

Redd, and Reese, since you're basically one of the same tell me your question.

REDD

What, and how would the economy benefit from your services if you want, Celeste?

REESE

What benefits?

CELESTE

Good question. First I take the value of two pills. Medication is expensive right now. And some people don't have fifty bells laying around a spin on expensive medicine. So most of the money would go into making more medicine, but at a cheaper price.

TORTIMER

Oh come on, this isn't a politic show. Tom Nook, it's your turn.

TOM NOOK

Well, how would you like to have these leaves into items.

KICKS

I like to buy shoes. The shoes have shape-shifting into leaves. So I gave them to my shoe store.

TOM NOOK

Okay.

TORTIMER

Next up is Cyrus.

CYRUS

Why are we rivals with you?

CELESTE

Because, you tried to cheat, and trick me. But you're the mastermind of possessions.

CYRUS

Fine.

TORTIMER

That's good. K. K. Slider.

K. K. SLIDER

I just want to give my girl a kiss for good luck.

MICHELLE

Don't do you dare together.

K. K. SLIDER

Just try it, stronger one.

LYLE

I just want to you know that I'm here. I'm like the most beloved character. I belong in the final two.

CELESTE

You're also a traitor, Mr. Resetti, and Lyle, and to serve to have someone is burning, making it your life is miserable.

KICKS

Yeah, I'm going to turn the tables on this questionnaire. Why did you betray Celeste?

LYLE

Look, I don't have to answer your questions, please.

CELESTE

Fine. Lottie, fell free to take them away.

LOTTIE

Let's go home, uncle Lyle.

LYLE

As you wish.

TIMMY

A relationship. Right, Tommy?

TOMMY

Yes, Timmy.

MR. RESETTI

What a crazy departure.

KICKS

Wow. You know some might say that was unnecessarily cruel.

CELESTE

Those people clearly don't understand how karma works.

TORTIMER

Finally some drama. Anyway, Digby what do you have for us?

DIGBY

How would you like to be in the final challenge?

ISABELLE

Brother, do something.

DIGBY

Fine, Isabelle.

CELESTE

I thought that the Resetti brothers might be too miserable?

ISABELLE, AND DIGBY

Miserable?

TORTIMER

Yeah, but who cares?

DIGBY

It's me, Digby.

ISABELLE

Digby.

DIGBY

Fine.

TORTIMER

Finally we can end this travesty. Kapp'n, what?

KAPP'N

I have a confession to make something, buckle.

TORTIMER

Oh brother.

KAPP'N

I have been lying to you guys the whole time. I am not to avenge to be.

K. K. SLIDER

What are you talking about, Kapp'n? Sit down. I can't see my future wife.

KAPP'N

I'm not who I seem, and I'm tired of hiding it from the world.

K. K. SLIDER

We know you're a fan of mine, Kapp'n.

KAPP'N

No, I'm a pirate.

[Kapp'n dress up to be a pirate. Everyone surprise. Then the wizard appears.]

WIZARD

You fools. I've caught you right where I want you. Now feel the wrath of my-

[Tortimer takes the wizard to the cannon of losers, and blasts him out from Tortimer Island, crashing the ship causing to sink.]


Sequence 3

[In the beach...]

TORTIMER

Welcome to the final obstacle course, which is going to be a gold old trip down the memory lane. Let me Jingle to explain. Jingle.

[Jingle the reindeer enters.]

JINGLE

Celeste, and Kicks, my presents have gone missing around Tortimer Island.

CELESTE

What?

[In Celeste's confession camera...]

CELESTE

I was so amazed that Jingle has entered to Tortimer Island. He is so handsome. He serves Toy Day. We must collect presents for all the villagers but for us, and all that I must win the game once and for all.

[In reality...]

JINGLE

I am telling you to find my presents around Tortimer Island, and bring them back to me.

TORTIMER

As Jingle has said, in your final challenge, you must have run all over Tortimer Island through objects while collecting Jingle's presents. If the present falls, it's okay because there are more hidden on the path. The first person back with the most presents, and bring them back to Jingle, will win Total Tortimer Island, and one million bells. Are you losers ready?

JINGLE

Good luck.

KICKS

Yes, but how did you work around my ability to grab them?

JINGLE

Oh, here's my bag for each of you.

[Jingle gives Kicks, and Celeste his two bags for each of them.]

KICKS

What in the world?

TORTIMER

It's high pressure. Pretty neat.

KICKS

I guess certain things must be harmful.

TORTIMER

Now, let's move along fast before they start to question the logic of this situation.

KICKS

Good call.

[At the starting line...]

TORTIMER

On your mark... Get set...

K. K. SLIDER

I love you, Celeste. Do it for us.

MICHELLE

Keep quiet, K. K.

TORTIMER

Go!

[Celeste, and Kicks begin to run to collect presents. They both pick up two presents. Kicks moves across line one, but Celeste trips down.]

SLAVE

I've heard enough of that!

[The slave throws a spear, and hits, and loses both of them.]

KICKS

I might be intangible, but my bag isn't Better be careful.

[Celeste give the presents to Don Resetti, and Jack.]

DON

Good-bye.

[Kicks goes after Celeste. She picks up more presents. Kicks passes by.]

CELESTE

Oh.

[Kicks picks up more present on Mount Tortimer where Blathers is standing. Kicks gives the present to him.]

CELESTE

Blathers.

BLATHERS

Go ahead, there's many more presents on the island. Use a zip line.

CELESTE

Okay.

[Kicks, and Celeste use ziplines, and travel down to the shooting gallery where Harriet is standing.]

HARRIET

You must shot one target, then give me the present, then I'll give the other one for each of you.

[Both villagers shoot one target. They give presents to Harriet, and she gives them both of them. They go to the beach where the statue is fallen down, and Rover is standing.]

TORTIMER

A throwback to smolder boulders. First to complete the statue gets a present.

ROVER

I got it right here. I named it Baby Celeste, and I will protect it with my life.

KICKS

I can't build it though.

TORTIMER

That's too bad.

KICKS

I don't have time for this.

[Kicks walks away. Celeste sees Rover.]

ROVER

Celeste, finish the statue and Tortimer says I'm allowed to follow you to the finish line.

[Celeste tries to put the statue, but cannot, and runs away from Rover.]

ROVER

Young scholar?

[Many monster's hands from Tortimer's dream land scares Kicks. Celeste pick up the present, and give Mabel it. In the docks, Tortimer, Lottie, and Timmy stand there.]

TORTIMER

If you want the next batch of presents, you'd better start swimming, and go fishing.

CELESTE

How are you everywhere it was?

[Celeste, and Kicks begin to swim underwater. A giant squid squirts ink on Kicks, Celeste uses a fishing rod, and picks up two presents, and give them to Lottie, and Timmy. Kicks goes after her.]

KICKS

Slow down, Celeste. Isn't this just for fun?

[Kicks, and Celeste put flags on Tommy's stand, and give the presents to him. They go to a small tent where Mr. Resetti sleeps there. Kicks sprays him. Mr. Resetti screams.]

KICKS

Sorry about that, Mr. Resetti.

[In Animal Village, the villagers are standing next to Celeste, and Kicks, while Michelle is standing.]

KICKS

Now, back off, everyone. Please, give back the presents, Celeste.

CELESTE

These presents worth a million bells, Kicks.

KICKS

Celeste, drop them! I will too.

[Celeste gives the villagers presents including Michelle.]

KICKS

See, you're fresh start now, Celeste.

CELESTE

Yeah, Kicks.

[Celeste takes more presents, and goes after Kicks. In this room, floating food, and ghosts appear where Brad, Franklin, and Isabelle standing by. They give presents to the three. They go off.]

TORTIMER

Here, we have a combo challenge. A twist on both episodes thirteen, and fourteen.

[Outside, Celeste, and Kicks, poor water on plants, and spray all the insects to die, where Redd, and Tom Nook standing by. They also give presents to the two of them.]

TORTIMER

Those plants you helped out an island from anonymous. Sure did blossom and look, all the insects are dead.

[Celeste, and Kicks pass tortures, where they give present to Blathers again. The king's gate has filled with treasure, and a single trial, where Reese and Cyrus are standing by.]

TORTIMER

The king's castle is sort of off-limits, so we chose the next best thing. About prison themed obstacle course. Complete with Booker, and Copper.

[Booker and Copper takes Celeste away.]

BOOKER

Do you want to go?

CELESTE

Thanks, Booker.

COPPER

Here, let me save you today.

K. K. SLIDER

I'm here.

KICKS

No way.

[Kicks takes more presents passing K. K. Slider.]

TORTIMER

Now quickly rush to the finish line with your presents, everyone. It's neck-and-neck. Both contestants have exactly three presents.

[Celeste, and Kicks mount on cars, passing Lyle, and Lottie.]

TORTIMER

That means the first to reach the finish wins. And here come our finalists.

[Kicks, and Celeste drive very fast. When they dismount, they passes off with various monsters, where Mr. Resetti takes present again.]

DIGBY

Hey, is that my magnifying glass.

KAPP'N

It sure is, Digby, it sure is.

[Celeste, and Kicks build the totem poles, and do many dares, giving Digby, and Kapp'n presents each. Suddenly, at the finish line...]

MICHELLE

What's happening?

K. K. SLIDER

Is that an earthquake?

LYLE

Did we save again?

[Celeste, and Kicks finally arrive to the finish area. Suddenly, they trip down, and drop both their bags full of presents.]

JINGLE

My presents!

[The final present lands on Kick's bag.]

JINGLE

Welcome back, villagers.

KICKS

Did I win?

TORTIMER

And with that, folks, Kicks arrives with fifty presents back to Jingle, Celeste now only has forty-five. Which makes Kicks finally becomes the official winner of Total Tortimer Island!

KICKS

(Cheers) Thank you. Thank you, everyone. I'm so happy. I can't believe I did this. I thought I was a coward, but now I can see I've got a strong heart. Great job to everyone who completed, especially you, Celeste. I'll be sharing my prize money with you. So don't be afraid.

K. K. SLIDER

It's okay, Celeste. You should try.

CELESTE

Yeah, you can win them all.

BLATHERS

It's okay, sister, let's go home.

KICKS

Not to be greedy, but where's the money?

TORTIMER

Yeah, we don't exactly have the money yet. So, here's a paycheck for you, Kicks.

KICKS

I got my paycheck.

[Brewster fires a drill gun, and Tortimer Island is suddenly destroyed. In the water...]

TORTIMER

Well, that's the end. Kicks has finally won this season. Be sure tune in next time, where these contestants will compete for another million bell prize. I will see you later for a brand new season of TOTAL... TORTIMER... ISLAND!

[The camera zooms out twice, fade to black, and credits roll.]

NEXT TIME, A NEW BEGINNING!


Post-Credit Sequence

[Booker, and Copper are standing in the prison.]

COPPER

Guards, where are you?

BOOKER

I have no sign of them. What is it, Copper?

COPPER

There is a mail.

BOOKER

This is bad. They probably all went out for pizza without us.

COPPER

I love pizza. All the sauce, and the cheese, and pepperoni.

BOOKER

I don't know about onions. They better bring us back slice.

COPPER

Fine, since they went to go eat these things without us, and while I'm here slaving away, swaying my tears, and preparing our prison. About twenty more dirty. I'm going to read their mail.

BOOKER

Copper, how about that?

COPPER

I don't want to clean, and you're cleaning up the fridge.

BOOKER

Let's see.

[Booker reads all the letters, but one.]

BOOKER

That's not good. Oh, what's this? That's it.

[Booker, and Copper begins to read.]

BOOKER AND COPPER

Dear Booker, and Copper, we are at DJ K. K. Studios. We are delighted to invite you to the arrangement that is to be held in Wonder City. March the first.

COPPER

Whatever.

BOOKER

What is it, Copper?

COPPER

Your chance is to win a chance to compete for a million bells?

BOOKER

Oh my, this is so going to be great. I'll invite you to bring your entire family, and all of you will be eligible.

COPPER

This has been provided by- wait. I'm late.

BOOKER AND COPPER

We are going to have pizza!

[Fade to black.]

THE END