Total Tortimer Island
Episode XXVI - The Showdown of the Presents
[Screen appears. Camera moves tour around Tortimer Island.]
TORTIMER
(Calmly) Ahh. Tortimer Island. The most island in the ocean. Birds are chirping, seagulls are squawking, and the most environment of all the land.
[Tortimer appears.]
TORTIMER
Hello, everyone. Welcome to the climatic episode of Total Tortimer Island. It has been passed eight weeks in this island. Right now, this is the ninth and final week of the island. Today, here are two villagers left. Who will it be? The skunk shoemaker in his shoe store, Kicks, or the young scholar and sister of the museum curator, Celeste? This is it, the third and final part. Who will win for a million bell grand prize? And who will lose? Find out right here on an epic conclusion of TOTAL... TORTIMER... ISLAND!
[On the title, camera zooms out twice, fade to black, and opening sequence.]
Sequence 2 - Wednesday - Week 9
[In the middle part of the forest.]
TORTIMER
Welcome back to Total Tortimer Island. Over the course of this season, and the past eight weeks, twenty contestants were eliminated from the game. And now, we have our finalists; Kicks, and Celeste. Let's go to the confession camera to see who will do in the final challenge.
[In Celeste's confession camera...]
CELESTE
I can't believe, I am now in the final round. I'm so glad that Kapp'n is gone from the semifinal challenge. Right now, it's Kicks, and me. My brother Blathers has been eliminated twice, because I was sad. It's time for revenge of the million bell grand prize for the museum, once and for all.
[In Kicks' confession camera...]
KICKS
Finally, I'm in the final challenge. So we are in the final two. Celeste is going nuts. If I win, I'll get more shoes to make and shine. Otherwise, I'm going to spray her if she lost the final challenge. I hope I can win this. This is so going to be smart, and handsome. It's game on.
[In reality...]
TORTIMER
We also have the loser section. The loser section will get to ask a question to one of our finalists, and they have to answer it.
[Twenty eliminated villagers are in two bleachers each ten-on-ten.]
BLATHERS
Sister, I missed you.
K. K. SLIDER
Hello, Celeste.
CELESTE
Hi there, I missed you two.
[In Michelle's confession camera...]
MICHELLE
I can't believe it. Celeste hooked up with K. K. Slider. What a beautiful love sight. This is a confessional, that it really works at the anger out of you. Like what a doctor said. And no anger is a good anger.
[In reality...]
TORTIMER
Don Resetti, you're up first.
DON
My brother, and I like to thank you two for the final challenge. Celeste, you're handsome with this. Kicks, you just a cool skunk.
TORTIMER
Okay then, Blathers.
BLATHERS
Celeste, my sister, you are about to win this challenge.
CELESTE
Brother, how am I suppose to win?
BLATHERS
You have to take a good look around the island of imagination.
TORTIMER
Thank you, Blathers. Harriet.
HARRIET
I don't have anything to say to those losers. It might run to ask either of you a question. It would be, what would you but first without the money?
CELESTE
Firstly, I got a skull from Wonder City Museum for the villagers who have not been educated out there. Then I spent some of the money in other regions in the world.
REESE
Wow!
REDD
You can say that again.
REESE
Sorry.
KICKS
I don't know. Probably pour at all into community college. Really, I go to learn my stuff if I wan to get a career.
TORTIMER
Community college? You literally went with the most boring and predictable answer, Kicks. (to Rover) Rover, you're next.
ROVER
Kicks, you're my biggest fan. You are about to win this final challenge.
CELESTE
Rover, you introduced us known for the finalists.
ROVER
Alright, I'm out.
TORTIMER
Next is Mabel.
MABEL
I would like to know how you two would use the money to benefit the environment.
CELESTE
Well I would...
KICKS
I would...
BOTH
We wouldn't.
MABEL
Excuse me.
CELESTE
Let's be honest here. We're not selfish, but it's not what we're doing any of those harder bells to the environment.
KICKS
Second that.
TORTIMER
Next up is Lottie.
LOTTIE
My pretty little question is for the young scholar. Why did you break up with such a wonderful girl named Michelle?
CELESTE
Um...
MICHELLE
That's another answer, Celeste.
CELESTE
I just got a bed bike?
LOTTIE
Wrong answer. It was a trick question.
CELESTE
Oh come on!
TORTIMER
Great. The ratings are going to plummet on this one, guys. Give me something good. Hopefully Timmy, and Tommy have to send to say.
TIMMY
If you would that was the picture of yourself all day.
TORTIMER
I knew this would be weird.
TOMMY
What are you participate?
KICKS
I can to lots of exercise.
NOOKLINGS
That's great.
TORTIMER
Mr. Resetti, it's your turn.
MR. RESETTI
The point thing is what are you doing to try to reset the game?
CELESTE
This is why I have to tell you to control my temper.
TORTIMER
Get out of here, Mr. Resetti. (to Michelle) Michelle, you're next.
MICHELLE
I don't have anything important to say. I'm just glad that Cyrus isn't up there in the finals. Although, it should be me. I'd this for an expert. For pity, this secretary was on this show, and she got thirteenth place, and I got fifteenth place! This is ludicrous.
TORTIMER
That wasn't a question so much as it was a boiling hot rant filled with anger, and testosterone. Next is Brad.
BRAD
No comments. I just want to hang out with all of you. Just do it.
ISABELLE
That's not very good, Brad.
BRAD
I would like to hang out with you, because you're just ahead. So, I throw you into prison, and slowly watch you waiting for two days, Isabelle.
ISABELLE
Oh gosh. I just wanted to know what you two with that. If you had everything going to ask for.
KICKS
Well, If I had everything, I wished for I really don't need the money at all.
ISABELLE
And thank you. I know I want you to win.
TORTIMER
Redd, and Reese, since you're basically one of the same tell me your question.
REDD
What, and how would the economy benefit from your services if you want, Celeste?
REESE
What benefits?
CELESTE
Good question. First I take the value of two pills. Medication is expensive right now. And some people don't have fifty bells laying around a spin on expensive medicine. So most of the money would go into making more medicine, but at a cheaper price.
TORTIMER
Oh come on, this isn't a politic show. Tom Nook, it's your turn.
TOM NOOK
Well, how would you like to have these leaves into items.
KICKS
I like to buy shoes. The shoes have shape-shifting into leaves. So I gave them to my shoe store.
TOM NOOK
Okay.
TORTIMER
Next up is Cyrus.
CYRUS
Why are we rivals with you?
CELESTE
Because, you tried to cheat, and trick me. But you're the mastermind of possessions.
CYRUS
Fine.
TORTIMER
That's good. K. K. Slider.
K. K. SLIDER
I just want to give my girl a kiss for good luck.
MICHELLE
Don't do you dare together.
K. K. SLIDER
Just try it, stronger one.
LYLE
I just want to you know that I'm here. I'm like the most beloved character. I belong in the final two.
CELESTE
You're also a traitor, Mr. Resetti, and Lyle, and to serve to have someone is burning, making it your life is miserable.
KICKS
Yeah, I'm going to turn the tables on this questionnaire. Why did you betray Celeste?
LYLE
Look, I don't have to answer your questions, please.
CELESTE
Fine. Lottie, fell free to take them away.
LOTTIE
Let's go home, uncle Lyle.
LYLE
As you wish.
TIMMY
A relationship. Right, Tommy?
TOMMY
Yes, Timmy.
MR. RESETTI
What a crazy departure.
KICKS
Wow. You know some might say that was unnecessarily cruel.
CELESTE
Those people clearly don't understand how karma works.
TORTIMER
Finally some drama. Anyway, Digby what do you have for us?
DIGBY
How would you like to be in the final challenge?
ISABELLE
Brother, do something.
DIGBY
Fine, Isabelle.
CELESTE
I thought that the Resetti brothers might be too miserable?
ISABELLE, AND DIGBY
Miserable?
TORTIMER
Yeah, but who cares?
DIGBY
It's me, Digby.
ISABELLE
Digby.
DIGBY
Fine.
TORTIMER
Finally we can end this travesty. Kapp'n, what?
KAPP'N
I have a confession to make something, buckle.
TORTIMER
Oh brother.
KAPP'N
I have been lying to you guys the whole time. I am not to avenge to be.
K. K. SLIDER
What are you talking about, Kapp'n? Sit down. I can't see my future wife.
KAPP'N
I'm not who I seem, and I'm tired of hiding it from the world.
K. K. SLIDER
We know you're a fan of mine, Kapp'n.
KAPP'N
No, I'm a pirate.
[Kapp'n dress up to be a pirate. Everyone surprise. Then the wizard appears.]
WIZARD
You fools. I've caught you right where I want you. Now feel the wrath of my-
[Tortimer takes the wizard to the cannon of losers, and blasts him out from Tortimer Island, crashing the ship causing to sink.]
Sequence 3
[In the beach...]
TORTIMER
Welcome to the final obstacle course, which is going to be a gold old trip down the memory lane. Let me Jingle to explain. Jingle.
[Jingle the reindeer enters.]
JINGLE
Celeste, and Kicks, my presents have gone missing around Tortimer Island.
CELESTE
What?
[In Celeste's confession camera...]
CELESTE
I was so amazed that Jingle has entered to Tortimer Island. He is so handsome. He serves Toy Day. We must collect presents for all the villagers but for us, and all that I must win the game once and for all.
[In reality...]
JINGLE
I am telling you to find my presents around Tortimer Island, and bring them back to me.
TORTIMER
As Jingle has said, in your final challenge, you must have run all over Tortimer Island through objects while collecting Jingle's presents. If the present falls, it's okay because there are more hidden on the path. The first person back with the most presents, and bring them back to Jingle, will win Total Tortimer Island, and one million bells. Are you losers ready?
JINGLE
Good luck.
KICKS
Yes, but how did you work around my ability to grab them?
JINGLE
Oh, here's my bag for each of you.
[Jingle gives Kicks, and Celeste his two bags for each of them.]
KICKS
What in the world?
TORTIMER
It's high pressure. Pretty neat.
KICKS
I guess certain things must be harmful.
TORTIMER
Now, let's move along fast before they start to question the logic of this situation.
KICKS
Good call.
[At the starting line...]
TORTIMER
On your mark... Get set...
K. K. SLIDER
I love you, Celeste. Do it for us.
MICHELLE
Keep quiet, K. K.
TORTIMER
Go!
[Celeste, and Kicks begin to run to collect presents. They both pick up two presents. Kicks moves across line one, but Celeste trips down.]
SLAVE
I've heard enough of that!
[The slave throws a spear, and hits, and loses both of them.]
KICKS
I might be intangible, but my bag isn't Better be careful.
[Celeste give the presents to Don Resetti, and Jack.]
DON
Good-bye.
[Kicks goes after Celeste. She picks up more presents. Kicks passes by.]
CELESTE
Oh.
[Kicks picks up more present on Mount Tortimer where Blathers is standing. Kicks gives the present to him.]
CELESTE
Blathers.
BLATHERS
Go ahead, there's many more presents on the island. Use a zip line.
CELESTE
Okay.
[Kicks, and Celeste use ziplines, and travel down to the shooting gallery where Harriet is standing.]
HARRIET
You must shot one target, then give me the present, then I'll give the other one for each of you.
[Both villagers shoot one target. They give presents to Harriet, and she gives them both of them. They go to the beach where the statue is fallen down, and Rover is standing.]
TORTIMER
A throwback to smolder boulders. First to complete the statue gets a present.
ROVER
I got it right here. I named it Baby Celeste, and I will protect it with my life.
KICKS
I can't build it though.
TORTIMER
That's too bad.
KICKS
I don't have time for this.
[Kicks walks away. Celeste sees Rover.]
ROVER
Celeste, finish the statue and Tortimer says I'm allowed to follow you to the finish line.
[Celeste tries to put the statue, but cannot, and runs away from Rover.]
ROVER
Young scholar?
[Many monster's hands from Tortimer's dream land scares Kicks. Celeste pick up the present, and give Mabel it. In the docks, Tortimer, Lottie, and Timmy stand there.]
TORTIMER
If you want the next batch of presents, you'd better start swimming, and go fishing.
CELESTE
How are you everywhere it was?
[Celeste, and Kicks begin to swim underwater. A giant squid squirts ink on Kicks, Celeste uses a fishing rod, and picks up two presents, and give them to Lottie, and Timmy. Kicks goes after her.]
KICKS
Slow down, Celeste. Isn't this just for fun?
[Kicks, and Celeste put flags on Tommy's stand, and give the presents to him. They go to a small tent where Mr. Resetti sleeps there. Kicks sprays him. Mr. Resetti screams.]
KICKS
Sorry about that, Mr. Resetti.
[In Animal Village, the villagers are standing next to Celeste, and Kicks, while Michelle is standing.]
KICKS
Now, back off, everyone. Please, give back the presents, Celeste.
CELESTE
These presents worth a million bells, Kicks.
KICKS
Celeste, drop them! I will too.
[Celeste gives the villagers presents including Michelle.]
KICKS
See, you're fresh start now, Celeste.
CELESTE
Yeah, Kicks.
[Celeste takes more presents, and goes after Kicks. In this room, floating food, and ghosts appear where Brad, Franklin, and Isabelle standing by. They give presents to the three. They go off.]
TORTIMER
Here, we have a combo challenge. A twist on both episodes thirteen, and fourteen.
[Outside, Celeste, and Kicks, poor water on plants, and spray all the insects to die, where Redd, and Tom Nook standing by. They also give presents to the two of them.]
TORTIMER
Those plants you helped out an island from anonymous. Sure did blossom and look, all the insects are dead.
[Celeste, and Kicks pass tortures, where they give present to Blathers again. The king's gate has filled with treasure, and a single trial, where Reese and Cyrus are standing by.]
TORTIMER
The king's castle is sort of off-limits, so we chose the next best thing. About prison themed obstacle course. Complete with Booker, and Copper.
[Booker and Copper takes Celeste away.]
BOOKER
Do you want to go?
CELESTE
Thanks, Booker.
COPPER
Here, let me save you today.
K. K. SLIDER
I'm here.
KICKS
No way.
[Kicks takes more presents passing K. K. Slider.]
TORTIMER
Now quickly rush to the finish line with your presents, everyone. It's neck-and-neck. Both contestants have exactly three presents.
[Celeste, and Kicks mount on cars, passing Lyle, and Lottie.]
TORTIMER
That means the first to reach the finish wins. And here come our finalists.
[Kicks, and Celeste drive very fast. When they dismount, they passes off with various monsters, where Mr. Resetti takes present again.]
DIGBY
Hey, is that my magnifying glass.
KAPP'N
It sure is, Digby, it sure is.
[Celeste, and Kicks build the totem poles, and do many dares, giving Digby, and Kapp'n presents each. Suddenly, at the finish line...]
MICHELLE
What's happening?
K. K. SLIDER
Is that an earthquake?
LYLE
Did we save again?
[Celeste, and Kicks finally arrive to the finish area. Suddenly, they trip down, and drop both their bags full of presents.]
JINGLE
My presents!
[The final present lands on Kick's bag.]
JINGLE
Welcome back, villagers.
KICKS
Did I win?
TORTIMER
And with that, folks, Kicks arrives with fifty presents back to Jingle, Celeste now only has forty-five. Which makes Kicks finally becomes the official winner of Total Tortimer Island!
KICKS
(Cheers) Thank you. Thank you, everyone. I'm so happy. I can't believe I did this. I thought I was a coward, but now I can see I've got a strong heart. Great job to everyone who completed, especially you, Celeste. I'll be sharing my prize money with you. So don't be afraid.
K. K. SLIDER
It's okay, Celeste. You should try.
CELESTE
Yeah, you can win them all.
BLATHERS
It's okay, sister, let's go home.
KICKS
Not to be greedy, but where's the money?
TORTIMER
Yeah, we don't exactly have the money yet. So, here's a paycheck for you, Kicks.
KICKS
I got my paycheck.
[Brewster fires a drill gun, and Tortimer Island is suddenly destroyed. In the water...]
TORTIMER
Well, that's the end. Kicks has finally won this season. Be sure tune in next time, where these contestants will compete for another million bell prize. I will see you later for a brand new season of TOTAL... TORTIMER... ISLAND!
[The camera zooms out twice, fade to black, and credits roll.]
NEXT TIME, A NEW BEGINNING!
Post-Credit Sequence
[Booker, and Copper are standing in the prison.]
COPPER
Guards, where are you?
BOOKER
I have no sign of them. What is it, Copper?
COPPER
There is a mail.
BOOKER
This is bad. They probably all went out for pizza without us.
COPPER
I love pizza. All the sauce, and the cheese, and pepperoni.
BOOKER
I don't know about onions. They better bring us back slice.
COPPER
Fine, since they went to go eat these things without us, and while I'm here slaving away, swaying my tears, and preparing our prison. About twenty more dirty. I'm going to read their mail.
BOOKER
Copper, how about that?
COPPER
I don't want to clean, and you're cleaning up the fridge.
BOOKER
Let's see.
[Booker reads all the letters, but one.]
BOOKER
That's not good. Oh, what's this? That's it.
[Booker, and Copper begins to read.]
BOOKER AND COPPER
Dear Booker, and Copper, we are at DJ K. K. Studios. We are delighted to invite you to the arrangement that is to be held in Wonder City. March the first.
COPPER
Whatever.
BOOKER
What is it, Copper?
COPPER
Your chance is to win a chance to compete for a million bells?
BOOKER
Oh my, this is so going to be great. I'll invite you to bring your entire family, and all of you will be eligible.
COPPER
This has been provided by- wait. I'm late.
BOOKER AND COPPER
We are going to have pizza!
[Fade to black.]
THE END
