Hey people of the world!
Today, I am doing something a little special.
Annabeth: Oh no.
Hermione: Should I be scared?
Percy: Probably.
Piper: Did Percy just say something intelligent?
Percy: Hey, I am smart!
Thalia: SUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE.
Percy: You guys are so mean!
Leo: Not mean. BAD!
Hazel: Leo, your stupid punch-lines aren't making you any cuter or hotter.
Leo: You guys are so mean!
Calypso: *pats Leo's back*
Frank: *swaps hand away*
Calypso: I AM HIS GIRLFRIEND! I AM ALLOWED TO PAT HIM ON THE BACK IF I WANT TO!
Ok, this is getting WAY off topic. So, let me just say that now, just for this chapter...
MY SISTER IS JOINING US!
(Please note that right now my sister, Elliephant13, is actually right next to me right now telling me what to type. I am not making this up. I swear on the River Styx that I am telling the truth. Also, don't look her up, because she doesn't have a fanfiction account yet, but this will be her username when she decides to join.)
Elliephant: Hey peps! Mama's home!
PJO Characters: ...
HP Characters: ...
Percy: HI!
Ron: Hello there!
Hey sis! How are you?
Elliephant: Eh, good. First of all, to start this beautiful day-
Annabeth: Oh no.
Elliephant: I am going to say my favorite PJO characters IN ORDER!
Annabeth: yup, definitely Catsrawesome's sister.
Ginny: Why did you put 'IN ORDER!' in bold?
Harry: Don't ask questions.
DO YOU WANT ANOTHER TIME-OUT?
Harry: No, ma'am.
Elliephant: First is...
Elliephant: PIPER!
Piper: Oh! Um, thanks.
Elliephant: Anytime!
Elliephant: Then, there's ANNABETH!
Annabeth: Is that a compliment?
Yes. Don't talk while my sister is talking.
Speaking of which...
FRANK! GET ELLIEPHANT A SHIRLY-TEMPLE!
Frank: What!? Why?
JUST DO IT! *holds up knife threateningly*
Frank: Fine *grumbles and walks away*
Elliephant: Then there's PERCY-
Percy: OH YEAH! I AM AWESOME!
Elliephant: TIED WITH JASON!
Percy: I AM THE- Wait, WHAT!?
Jason: HAHA! I AM MORE AWESOME THAN YOU! I AM THE GREATEST!
Percy: YOU WISH!
Jason: Elliephant?
Elliephant: Yes?
Jason: Who do you like better, me or Percy?
Elliephant: Before I tell you the answer, Frank?
Frank: What?
Elliephant: Lock Annabeth in a cage.
Frank: I don't have to do what you tell me! I only have to listen to Catsrawesome.
AND ELLIEPHANT!
Frank: Fine *grumbles*
Annabeth: Don't touch me.
Frank: I have to lock you in a cage!
Annabeth: *turns head creepily* What?
-TEN MINUTES LATER-
Leo: Ouch
Percy: I am glad it wasn't me.
Piper, take Frank to the infirmary.
Piper: Why me?
Either do that or go lock Annabeth in a cage.
Piper: Come on Frank! Let's take a trip to the infirmary!
Percy: So Elliephant, who do you like better, me or Jason?
Elliephant: Is Annabeth locked up?
*snaps fingers*
Annabeth: Hey, were did this cage come from? LET ME OUT!
Now she is.
Elliephant: Jason.
Percy: WHAT!?
Jason: YES!
Annabeth: *looks creepily at Elliephant* Who did you say was better?
Elliephant: Jason.
Leo: Piper, we need to take Annabeth to the infirmary.
Piper: Why?
Leo: Because she just got BURNED!
Everyone but Annabeth: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Elliephant: YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH!
Oh! I am sorry. Go on.
Annabeth: NO! IF I WASN'T IN THIS CAGE, THEN I WOULD KILL YOU!
You wouldn't even get close.
Piper: Don't you like us Elliephant?
Elliephant: I do! I am just afraid that Annabeth will kill me because I said Jason.
Elliephant: No offence sis, but I kind of want them freed.
Percy: OMG THANK YOU!
Leo: Then why don't you take over leadership? Then you can free us!
Everyone else: YEAH!
Elliephant: Nah, Catsrawesome is a better leader. She is more fun!
Piper: A little too fun.
I HEARD THAT!
Elliephant: Anyway, then there is Thalia!
Thalia: Sup.
Elliephant: Then there's Leo.
Leo: Why am I not your favorite? I thought that thinking that I am totally awesome runs in the family!
No, unfortunately just me.
Leo: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Elliephant: Then there's Katie Gardener.
Katie: Thank you!
Elliephant: Then the Stolls.
Travis: Maybe if you make us your favorite, we won't prank you.
You won't prank her either way.
Conner: You're right. We won't prank her.
Travis: Coward.
Elliephant: Either way, I will prank you back. I love pranks!
Travis: I like her.
Conner: I guess we can consider her a friend. After all, who can argue with someone as pretty as her? *puts arm around Elliephant's shoulder*
Elliephant: Awwwwww. I'm flattered! And I need a boyfriend anyway, so I might consider.
Conner: Pick you up at seven?
Elliephant: Kay kay!
Annabeth: Can you arrange your date later guys?
Elliephant: Fine. We will do it at eight!
Annabeth: That is not what I mean.
Elliephant: Whatever.
Elliephant: Ok, then it's Hazel.
Hazel: *smiles*
Elliephant: Then Frank.
I think that is everyone.
Elliephant: And now I am going to do HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS!
Ginny: Man. I thought she was going to forget.
Elliephant: AND I STILL NEED MY SHIRLEY TEMPLE!
Frank: Here you go. *holds out glass*
Leo: How did you get out of the infirmary?
I healed him so he could serve us.
Elliephant: Thanks! *takes sip*
Elliephant: WHERE'S MY EXTRA CHERRIES!?
Frank: You didn't ask for extra cherries!
Elliephant: I DO NOW! GET ME EXTRA CHERRIES!
Frank: Fine! You don't have to be rude!
Elliephant: Sorry! Is that better?
*Turns head creepily to Frank* What did you say? Did you just call my sister rude?
Frank: *shrinks back in fear* No! No I didn't!
LIES!
Harry: AH! VOLDEMORT!
Voldemort: You called?
GO AWAY!
Voldemort: Fine! *walks away mumbling under his breath*
-Ten minutes after THAT-
Leo: Ouch.
Piper, take Frank to the infirmary.
Piper: Here we go again. But wait!
What is it? This should be good.
Piper: Annabeth is already in the cage, so you don't have any way to make me!
*holds up fist* You were saying?
Piper: Come on, Frank! Let's go!
That's what I thought.
Elliephant: Ok, so first is Hermione!
Hermione: Oh! Ok. Thanks, I guess.
Elliephant: And then Ron.
Ron: ALL DA LADIES LOVE ME!
Elliephant: Suuuuuuuuuuurrrrreeeeeee.
Conner: BACK OFF! SHE IS MINE!
Elliephant: Awwwwwww!
Harry: TOO SAPPY! MUCH TOO SAPPY!
Fred: I AGREE! EVERYONE AVERT THEIR EYES!
Conner: Very funny.
Elliephant: And then there is Ginny.
Ginny: Yay!
Elliephant: And then Harry.
Harry: YES! I KNEW I WAS BETTER THAN NEVILLE!
Neville: *cries*
Luna: *pats Neville's back*
Frank: *swats hand away*
Annabeth: THEY AREN'T EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP!
Luna: Who isn't in a relationship?
Annabeth: Nevermind.
Elliephant: And then Neville and Luna are tied.
Luna: Oh! Thank you!
Neville: But Harry is still better than me.
Elliephant: Everyone is better than you.
Ginny: But I thought that Neville was tied with Luna!
Elliephant: Don't ruin the moment.
Elliephant: Now, if you will excuse me. I was hoping that I could borrow some Aphrodite kids. I really am in need of a makeover.
Aphrodite Cabin except Piper: *shrieks*
Piper: Elliephant, you just commited suicide.
Elliephant: How did I commit suicide?
Leo: One time, I was dared in a game of Truth or Dare to ask the Aphrodite Cabin to give me a makeover, and that was a nightmare!
Percy: Yeah, I remember that...
Elliephant: Well, I could ask PERCY to give me a makeover.
Annabeth: I don't know which is worse.
Percy: NO! I mean, I wouldn't want to ruin the Aphrodite Cabin's fun!
Aphrodite: They aren't doing it on their own! I am going to do it too!
Elliephant: Yay! Up-top, Aphrodite!
Aphrodite: ...
Elliephant: Oh, come on! Don't leave me hanging! You're my favorite goddess!
Piper: Really?
PJO Characters: SHE IS!?
Aphrodite: Yes, I am. You have good taste.
Elliephant: Thank you! Now, while I get my makeover from Aphrodite, I need a mani-peti. FRANK!?
Jason: He is in the infirmary.
Elliephant: JASON!?
Jason: I just had to say something, didn't I?
Elliephant: Catsrawesome? Use your powers to make Jason amazing at doing mani-petis!
Aphrodite: *ahem*
Elliephant: Or Aphrodite. Either is fine.
Aphrodite: Are you saying that Jason is as good at doing mani-petis as I am?
Elliephant: No! I just thought that you were giving me a makeover.
Elliephant: Or is your cabin doing my makeover?
I think both.
Elliephant: Ok, Aphrodite or her cabin, DO MY MAKEOVER! The other one, DO MY MANI-PETI!
Elliephant: Thank you!
Oh! Elliephant, I am sorry but I think your time is up!
Elliephant: Wait, just- oh fine. But can I still have my makeover? I need to be with Conner by eight!
Travis: Wait, what? I thought that was a joke!
Conner: So did I, but I am glad it isn't. *smiles*
Elliephant: Wait, it was a joke? Oh. Oh, come on!
Conner: Wait, is the date cancelled?
Elliephant: No!
Are you sure? Would you rather go with someone else?
Elliephant: No thanks. He's cute.
Leo: HIM!? AND NOT ME!?
Elliephant: You're with Calypso.
Calypso: Yes, you are with me!
Calypso: Do you like her better than me?
Leo: No! I just don't see what Conner has that I don't!
Calypso: Yes, you do like her better! Admit it!
Leo: I don't! I am completely interested!
Leo: I mean uninterested!
Leo: This is not going well for me.
Too bad.
So, Elliephant, are you done with your makeover?
Elliephant: *whispers in Catsrawesome's ear*
Ok, sure!
CONNER!
Conner: What?
You have to get a limousine for tonight!
Elliephant: And flowers!
Aphrodite: Take her out to a fancy diner! Or maybe a picnic under the stars! Or maybe a midnight swim! Or relaxing on the beach! Or-
Conner: Ok, ok! And while you are at it, arrange our wedding!
Elliephant: Already? Yay!
Conner: That was sarcasm.
Elliephant: It was? I guess it is too soon...
Conner: It will happen someday though.
Travis: YOU JUST MET HER!
Conner: Oh yeah...
Conner: But she is so cute...
Elliephant: No, you're so cute!
Conner: No, you're so cute!
Elliephant: No, you're so cute!
Conner: No, you're so cute!
Elliephant: No, you're-
George: We need to get them a curtain.
Calypso: I will start working on it. *Starts sewing*
Elliephant and Conner: MAKE IT BLUE!
Elliephant and Conner: AWWWWWWWWWW!
Elliephant: Wait, where am I going to get the money?
Conner: Catsrawesome?
Yes?
Conner: Can I have money for a limousine?
Um...
Because this is for Elliephant, sure. *Hands money*
Elliephant: Aphrodite, is my mani-peti and makeover done?
Aphrodite: Almost, dear! Just a few more touches...
*waves hands* *makeover gets done magically*
Aphrodite: Hey!
Elliephant: I look stunning! Thank you Aphrodite!
*Ahem*
Elliephant: And Catsrawesome.
Your welcome sis!
Aphrodite: Anytime, dear! And remember, there is no such thing as too much makeup!
Thalia: Yes there is.
Percy: Um, Elliephant?
Elliephant: What?
Percy: Are you a goddess like Catsrawesome?
Elliephant: No, I am a demigod! Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to be with Conner.
Leo: I am dating a goddess!
Calypso: I lost my immortality. I am pretty much a demigod.
Leo: Oh.
Jason: Who is your godly parent?
Elliephant: Well, Hecate. I do sort of wish it was Aphrodite though. DON'T TELL HECATE!
Elliephant: Anyway, Aphrodite, can I have a necklace that every time I touch it you can come and give me a makeover?
Aphrodite: No! I don't have time to come every time a mortal wants her hair done!
Elliephant: Maybe like once or twice a month?
Aphrodite: NO! *disappears*
Elliephant: I thought she liked me!
Conner: I like you!
Travis: *pretends to barf*
*Turns Travis into a hamster*
Percy: IT'S CIRCE! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Everyone: *runs away*
I can't believe that everyone actually listened to him.
Elliephant: I know, right? Oh no! Did Conner leave too?
Conner: Sorry, but I value not being turned into a hamster! Text me! *runs away*
Elliephant: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU PERCy!
Don't worry. He will be back at eight. I will make sure he does.
Elliephant: Oh, fine. *sobs* But what if he is late? And what if he forgets the limousine or the flowers?
If he does, I will turn him INTO a flower.
Elliephant: But that will make it worse!
An elephant? I know how much you love elephants.
Elliephant: No! Just lock him up in a cage until he remembers! But let him have his phone so he can text me!
Remembers what?
Elliephant: Our date, duh!
He didn't even FORGET your date!
Elliephant: Ok, but just let him know that I love picnics under the stars! *stares off into space dreamily*
Travis the Hamster: SQUEAK! [TOO SAPPY! MUCH TO SAPPY!]
NO ONE CARES TRAVIS!
So, I hope to see you again soon!
Oh wait, you are sitting right next to me right now.
Hi!
Elliephant: Hi!
So, let us do our tradition together! Ready?
Elliephant: Ready as I'll ever be!
SPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!
Elliephant: Was that apple?
I have no idea.
Anyway, hug your cat and elephant (if you have one), eat blue cupcakes, and have a nice life!
Catsrawesome and Elliephant
Elliephant: Love you Conner!
Elliephant? No one cares.
Elliephant: Oh, shut up!
