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A dark shadow crept through the empty halls of Beacon Academy in the dead of night. It was the night before the end of year dance and the shadow wanted to make sure that it would be a night to remember. The shadow reached the ballroom and went straight to the fridge where the punch bowl was kept. Glancing around to make sure they were alone, the shadow opened the door. Muttering a curse as light flood into the dark room, the shadow quickly pulled out the bottle that they had been carrying. In the light of the fridge the word 'Jack' could be made out on the bottle. Unscrewing the lid the shadow poured a generous amount of the dark liquid into the huge punch bowl, giggling like a maniac.

"This is going to be sweet," they said.


When the dance started everyone was excited. Jaune had managed to pluck up the courage to ask Pyrrha to the dance. The two of them had a great time, laughing, dancing, and drinking copious amounts of punch for hours. They wandered off after midnight, though nobody seemed to notice how they wobbled off.

Velvet was behaving herself, for once, as she danced the night away with Cardin. She wore a content smile the whole night, resting her head on Cardins chest as they slow danced together. No one was to surprised to see them head off towards the dorms not long after the arkos duo had left.

As the night wore on other couples wandered off while more started to noticeable stagger around. Goodwitch took notice of this and quickly walked over to the punch bowl. All it took was a single sip to confirm her worst fears. She all but ran over to Ozpin, who was talking to Port and Oobleck in the corner of the ballroom.

"The punch has been spiked," she stated.

"Oh dear. That's not good," said Ozpin calmly.

"I fear that we may have to cancel classes tomorrow so the students can recover from their hangovers," said Port.

"Agreed," replied Ozpin.

"That still leaves the question of who did it," snapped Goodwitch.

"I have my suspicions," pipped up Oobleck, giving a pointed look to a certain dusty old crow.

Qrow was chatting with Knox on the other side of the room as they shared a bottle of whiskey. Glynda's eyes narrowed dangerously and she stormed off towards Qrow. Knox noticed her approaching and hurriedly excused himself; he didn't want to be nearby when Glynda was on the war path. Qrow looked puzzled until he spotted Glynda. He just started to turnaround and took a step away when Goodwitchs voice cracked like a whip at his back, causing him to freeze mid step.

"Qrow Branwen! We need to talk," Glynda uttered the four dreaded words, causing the poor man's blood to freeze.


Jaune Arc woke up with a screaming headache the next morning. The last thing he remembered was making a fool of himself as Pyrrha giggled at his antics. Glancing around the dorm room, the blonde knight tried to remember how he got back the night before. Then he felt a weight shift next to him in the bed and something smooth and warm brush against his naked leg. Jaune stiffened at that and slowly looked to his left in disbelief. There laying in bed with him was none other than Pyrrha Nikos, who was looking at him in shock.

"Jaune!?"

All the poor boy could do was stare at his best friend and partner. He noted that they were both naked as the day they were born, except for the sheet covering them. Pyrrha gently calling his name again snapped him out of his stupor.

"Oh my god Pyrrha! I'm so sorry," he cried, a look of shame crossing his face.

Pyrrha just sat up and planted a tender kiss on his lips. Jaune stared at her in a daze, and she couldn't help the giggle that escaped her lips. He was just to damn adorable when he got flustered.

"Good morning," she cooed.


In his high tower Ozpin smirked to himself. Looks like he was going to win that bet after all. The best part was that everyone blamed Qrow for the booze.


That is it for that one. Baoh joestar wanted something to do with one of the teachers giving booze to the students and I decided the classic spiked punch at the dance was the best way to go. I hope you guys don't mind the Arkos bit at the end but I couldn't help myself. Remember leave a review or request. This story broke the thirty thousand views mark, thanks guys! Until next time folks.