I have an Idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That you to all of the people that responded to my note. You guys are awesome. Because I got this chapter up a day late I will put another one up hopefully tomorrow. I love all of you guys who have reviewed, added me as a favourite story or author and all of the alerts. I am absolutely amazed by the amount of people that have. You guys inspire me to write! Also a special thanks to Charli. You gave me a lot of really great ideas. I will use some in later chapters. The story will continue!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight but the cow in my head is alive again. I also do not own anything to do with a certain Disney character!
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Edward's POV
After Alice, Bella and Emmett had collected every single type of bead available we all decided that it was a good time to leave.
We made it home and everybody seemed to have relatively happy thoughts.
A good sign.
"Did you all have fun?" Esme asked in her warm, kind and motherly type of voice.
"yeah it was great." Alice and Bella said at the same time. Everything that they were saying lately was in sync. Weird.
" Did you know Demi Lovato is really 70 years old. She has had so much plastic surgery that she doesn't look her real age!" Emmett was such and idiot.
"Emmett where did you hear this nonsense?"
"I didn't hear it anywhere."
"So what, you made it up?"He was being such an idiot.
"No! I read it off the Internet like any normal person." He really over emphasised the Normal.
"Emmett you do know that was probably written by a person who hates Demi Lovato or someone who likes conspiracy theories. What are you going to tell me next.... Johnny Depp is an Alien." I was way over using the sarcasm but at times like this a person needed to!
"Well actually......."
"It doesn't matter. Bella, Alice and I are going to Port Angeles if you want to come? If not we are going now."
"Nah I don't want to go maybe next week we could see another movie?"
"Yeah maybe."Not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There was no way that I was going to go to the movies with him!
"Well I guess that we will see you later then. Bye."
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Emmett's POV
Edward didn't believe me!!!! Well I was going to teach him. I will prove it.
All I need to do is find Demi Lovato and prove to the world her real age... But where to look?
THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoever invented this thing is amazing.
Where do I find celebrity gossip?
Maybe the mighty god that lives in my computer named Google can help me.
What do I type in?
'Oh mighty Google god. I need your help. Tell me where Demi Lovato is.'
Search.
Hmmm. Only 1690 results. I guess that would be enough.
The first site that came up was you tube. What the hell? I'm not a tube. Stupid computer!
I quickly scanned through all of the results until I came across a really good sight that gave me tonnes of information.
Obsessively cool girls dot com.
Oh they sound cool. Oh well s long as I find out where she is.
Here it is!
"Demi Lovato has begun a concert tour beginning in Seattle tomorrow."
Well that is handy. I will just go to her hotel.
It took me about an hour to get to Seattle.
There was practically no one on the road and if there was.... I took care of them. BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ! Enough of the evil laugh.
I drove my car up to the hotel that the website told me.
The Elleperumarachchi.
Exquisite.
I got out of the car but her scent had trailed back outside of the hotel.
I walked along the street following it.
The shops. A perfect place to commit a crime. He he he!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I walked into the shops and a smell hit me.
COFFEE!!!!!!! I began to drool.
My body forced me towards the coffee shop and it also forced me to sing a coffee related song.
" C o f f e e coffee is not for me. It's a drink some people wake up with that it makes you nervous is no myth. Slaved to a coffee cup they can't give coffee up!"
The girl behind the coffee counter gave me a strange look. What was wrong with me?! It was always the girls that worked in the coffee shops.
They can't take a person for what they really are. A VAMPIRE!!!!
" I'll take a black double shot of coffee thanks."
She handed me the cup and I continued my mission.
The smell ended in a shop that I wasn't quite suspecting.
'Teenage central.' Why would an old lady want to shop in there? Oh right. To keep a disguise.
She was smarter than I thought.
I walked into the shop and saw her looking t a rack full of clothing. The paparazzi surrounded her.
Perfect. An audience.
How was I going to prove this? I had gotten this far so I was not giving up.
What do old people have that young don't? Hmmm.
I've got it!
False teeth.
Why would she get such big front teeth if they were fake?
I guess it doesn't matter I had to give this a try.
She smile and there was a big flash of white as the flashes from the cameras reflected off her teeth.
It was time!!!!!!!!!!!
I ran at a human pace and when I went past I yanked the teeth out of her head.
They came out easier than I thought that they would.
She saw me as I ran off with her teeth.
Her bodyguards were to busy trying to figure out which shade of pink they liked better on themselves.
" Abter 'dem." She couldn't speak properly with her teeth missing. It was actually quite hilarious.
The bodyguards, Demi and the Paparazzi began to follow me.
I made it half way through the corridor when all of a sudden a massive line of security guards appeared. Oh well at least I had proven something.
When I reached them, they all ran at me.
I was in handcuffs within seconds. But it took Demi a lot more time to reach me.
She finally did and she was puffing and wheezing. Sweat was pouring down her face.
Then all of these wrinkles started to appear. The sweat was melting her face.
She was old I was right.
The paparazzi turned around to get the photos and all of the security personel also turned to look. That is when I made my great escape.
Today was a good day. I was right and Edward was wrong!
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I hope you liked the chapter. I had a lot of fun writing it. Updates should be soon and remember to please review!
X o x o Ebb and Mic!
