America was furious. That, combined with super strength, made for a bad day for whomever pissed him off. This time, it was his states.

America, who had stepped into tar, was lucky enough to be wearing socks at the time, and slipped out once all his states were distracted killing DC.

"EVERYONE STOP NOW!" He yelled, making all the states stop fighting, and turn to see their angry dad. "I can't BELIEVE you! What were you thinking?"

"That you kicked us out and we live here?" DC, who was still in a headlock from Texas, said.

"Well, that's still no reason to send fireworks in through the chimney, or lobsters through the vents!"

Every state groaned and started to freak out.

"WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!" They yelled, and ran out, careful to jump over the tar.

"Hey! COME BACK HERE! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" America said, and followed his states. He came running back in seconds later with a wild look on his face. "EVERYONE GET OUT NOW BEFORE WE DIE!"

Needless to say, everyone proceeded to freak out at what the superpower could possibly be so scared of, and ran out. They got out just in time to see crazy fireworks explode over the house, shaking it like an earthquake was happening, and the house even caught on fire.

The nations other than America stared in awe at the crazyness of American fireworks.

America looked murderous. "You set my house ON FIRE?"

"Well, the house was just supposed to shake and freak everyone out," Kansas, who looked exactly like Dorothy from Wizard of Oz, said.

America sighed and put his head in his hands. "You are all in huge trouble," he said. Looking up at his states, he said "Texas, get back on my face. I KNEW something was wrong."

Putting Texas back on, he started to hand out punishments. "New York, you must come to the next World Meeting and tell everyone how stupid, dumb and unawesome you are."

NY started crying.

"Alabama, no NASCAR for one season."

Alabama fell to the ground, crying alongside NY.

"South Carolina, you are going to attend a class on why the south lost the civil war."

When the rest of the formerly confederate states(except Alabama) began to laugh at him, America added "All of you. Except Alabama."

They all fell to the ground crying, except NC, who simply said "I didn't want to join them, I was forced. I know why we lost."

"Which is why you'll be handcuffed to Ohio for a week instead of going to the class."

NC and Ohio joined the ranks of crying states.

"New Jersey, you will watch every episode of Jersey Shore ever made."

"NOOOO! THE SHAME!" And NJ curled up in a ball and was rocking like a crazy person.

"California, no fake tanner or tanning salons until I say so."

"No! Then I'll, like, have to lay out in the sun for, like, hours!"

"Florida, Hawaii, no surfing for a month."

The two states began to comfort each other.

"Nevada, no gambling of any sort, smoking of any sort, or drinking of any sort for a week."

"BULL SHIT!" He said, and stalked away.

"Alaska, you can't attend the Iditarod."(We are going to pretend that's how you spell the dog sled race)

"YO! Russia, buy me back!" He yelled.

"No," Russia said to him.

"Wolwolwolwolwol..." Said Alaska, which was his version of Kolkolkol.(Thank you Rebecca Syria for the suggestion!)

"Idaho, no potatoes."

"NOOOOO!" Germany and Ireland began to comfort the now sobbing state.

"Vermont, no maple syrup for a month."

Vermont fainted. "There's no need to be that cruel!" Canada told his brother.

"North and South Dakota," America said.

"Why you gotta say her name first?" SD called out.

"You will be handcuffed to each other for one week."

They both cried on the ground.

"No Voodoo for Louisiana for a month."

She ran over to France and begged him to kill America and take her back.

And so America handed out punishments to all the states. By the end, over half of them were sobbing on the ground, the rest were either passed out or begging countries to take them back.

"Now go rebuild my house!" America said. The states were still crying, and had to drag their KO'd siblings over to the burned house. "You too, Texas!"

"FINE!" Texas said, and morphed back into human form. "But good luck seeing without me, you communist!"

All the states stopped and gasped. No one went there, unless you were tired of living.

"Alright, Texas. I was going to let you off easy, because I need you to see. But, not anymore!" America said, getting madder by the second. He held out his hand expectantly. "Give me your hat."

Texas reached up and touched his gigantic hat self consiously. "My hat?"

"NOW."

Texas slowly took off his hat to reveal hair exactly like Mexico's. When all the other states started laughing at him, one glare back at them shut them up.

America put the hat on his head. "Aw, man, this thing takes me back to the wild west! But, it probably has some lice or something, so I guess I'll just burn it."

"NO!" Texas protested, but America had already thrown the hat onto the still burning house.

It took Texas weeks to get over his loss.