AN: I'm ending this now because frankly, I've lost both interest and inspiration. There's just no more clichessss...
Unless if I missed one, then, whoops. But it's too late, anyways. This chapter isn't really making fun of anything... it's just random...
P.S. Apologies for not replying to reviews. I've been... out of it.
Last Chapter?!
"WHAT???" Luffy screamed. "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE?!"
"But people reviewed!" Chopper pleaded. "Have meeeercy on us!!"
"Shut up, guys! We're not going to die." Zoro gritted through his teeth. "We're just... I dunno. Cease living, I guess."
"THAT'S THE SAME THING!" Usopp yelled. He gasped in realization. "I- I have dialogue?! I HAVE DIALOGUE! ZOMG!!1!"
Zoro slapped Usopp.
"Shit, so this shitty is the shitty last shitty chapter. Shit." Sanji muttered. "Shit, why shitty are we shit getting shitty cancelled?"
"Because the Cartoonnetwork staff is on weed." Nami said. "Oh wait, that's just Funimation and 4Kids. Never mind."
"I killed everyone at 4Kids." Robin smiled, blood dripping down her hands. "It was quite... fun."
"..."
Everyone edged away from Robin.
"This isn't SUPER." Franky said. "And honestly, I'm sick of saying that over and over and over again. Where's the originality?!?" Franky fell to his knees, sobbing.
"And I'm tired of always being labeled as the weakest character." Usopp said. "HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN MY CREW OF EIGHT THOUSAND?!"
"But Usopp, I thought your crew had OVER NINE THOUSAND." Chopper said.
"Stop referencing to that stupid quote!" Zoro said angrily. "It's not funny anymore!"
Chopper burst into tears and ran away.
"Shall I kill Swordsman-san, too?" Robin smiled, rubbing her bloody hands together.
"Yes, pleaaaase!~" Sanji noodled. "Oh, wait, I mean, uh, no. Don't."
"Because he's the second most popular character of course, WHO MADE CHOPPER CRY!!" Nami screamed in Zoro's ear.
"OW! MY EAR!" Zoro shouted.
"Yohohoho! Must I laugh every time I have a line of dialogue? I don't always laugh..." Brook said.
"Silence, newest crewmember! You weren't in enough episodes to have a lot of recognition!" Nami said.
"I'm so sad..." Brook walked away.
"Oi! Stop stealing my screentime! I'm the main character!" Luffy jumped up and down.
"Shut up! Wasn't Amazon Lily, Impel Down, and Marineford enough?" Nami scowled.
"Nope." Luffy shook his head.
"This is shitty why we're shitty getting shitty cancelled oh why am I saying shit so shitty much?!" Sanji threw his hands up.
"Because the fangirls like it, that's why." Robin said, tearing the heads off of several readers. The surviving readers screamed in terror and fled.
"..."
Everyone scooted as far away from Robin as possible.
"Oh, great. You scared everyone away. Now where're we going to get reviews?" Zoro sighed.
"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Franky shouted. "NOT SUPE- ARGH! DAMMIT!"
He ran away, cussing loudly.
"Oh my god..." Nami pinched the bridge of her nose. "Am I the only sane one on this crew? Of course I am. But that doesn't explain why I'm talking to myself. Crap. Maybe I'm not so stable after all. Ahaha!"
Nami did a spectacular backflip and rolled up the stairs, defying the laws of gravity.
"That was weird." Zoro said flatly.
"Nami-swan is so beautiful when defying the laws of gravity!" Sanji swooned.
"YOU SICK BASTARD!!" Zoro shouted.
"Wait- oh, shit!" Sanji realized the sexual innuendo within his sentence. "I didn't mean it that way! ...Okay, maybe a little bit, but still!"
"Can I have more dialogue?" Usopp asked timidly.
"NNNNOOOO!!!" Zoro screamed.
Usopp wailed in despair and ran away.
"Are you sure that I can't kill him?" Robin asked.
"Unfortunately, yes." Sanji said, glaring at Zoro.
"I think it's about time we ended the chapter." Luffy said wisely, scratching his chin.
"Since when did you care?" Zoro snorted.
"... no idea. ANYWAYS..." Luffy strode up to Zoro and kicked him in the shin. "That's for making Usopp cry!"
"IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE MORE ZORO TORTURE/ANGST?!" Zoro yelled. He began shouting in Wingdings and stomped away.
"The author is doing a pretty shitty job of a last chapter." Sanji said.
"Perhaps it's brain damage." Robin suggested.
"Most likely." Sanji nodded.
"I demand more screentime." Luffy pouted.
"LIKE HELL YOU DO!" Sanji kicked Luffy.
And of course, this was interpreted as a SanLu moment by the stubborn fangirls.
Sexual tension FTW, apparently!1!!
Robin, seeing as there was absolutely nothing left to do (and she was still on parole) left the scene.
"Wait for me, Robin-chwan!" Sanji noodled after her, surprisingly in character. Luffy laughed triumphantly.
"Shishi! More spotlight for me!" Luffy grinned.
Silence.
"... Well, this is depressing." Luffy walked away.
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AN: I always tend to finish things with a low note. I honestly think I didn't do a good job with the last chapter.
How disappointing.
Anyways.
Reviews will be greatly appreciated as always...
