Author's Note: I'm back, as you can read. And I have a whip-ass chapter for you! Read ahead! This is kind of a two-plotter, haha! I put Luna in San Diego because it seems like a fun and interesting place that she'd live with Rolf and the boys. You'll probably enjoy this one!

Disclaimer: I'm not J.K Rowling… but how rad would it be if I was?

Luna, Love, and a Little Bit of Magic

Gertrude flew inches over the rooftops of Ottery St. Catchpole, a village outside London. Swooping down and around chimneys in the chilly winter air, she clutched the morning post to her owners.

As Gertrude wisped outside the Weasely's window, Hermione was nearing Rose's garden-themed nursery, for she'd woken and was hungry.

"Good morning, Rosebud. Mummy's here." She cooed.

Rose whimpered and stared at her mother, turquoise eyes sparkling. Hermione reached inside the bars of Rose's bed and lifted her in time for a quick cuddle before she fed her breakfast.

Gertrude quaintly dropped the post on the sill of Rose's window, Hermione flicked her wand and summoned the letters to her lap, as Rose was nestled on her shoulder. Three letters were there. One from Ron, who was on a mission in Singapore, one from Ginny, which held pictures from their years away at Hogwarts, that she had spotted underneath a chair in the attic of the Burrow. The last letter was addressed from San Diego, California in the states where Luna and her husband had moved the year previous.

Thanking Gertrude, and tying a reply to Ron, Hermione opened the letter from Luna and began to read.

Hermione,

How are you and Ron? I am just fine here in San Diego, though this winter's a bit warmer than I'd like. Rolf says he'd take me to London for the summer, since I miss it so much. I am most excited to return, I've missed so much! I heard you gave birth to a little girl- how lovely! I just had twin boys, myself. They're just beautiful! Both are blonde and full of life. I've named them Lorcan and Lysander. They were born back in July, so you can imagine how busy we've been.

San Diego is a very neat place to live, so many things to see and do. To my pleasurable surprise, I've spotted many Nargles and it's nice to know they're doing well in the climate. When you went to Australia, did people look at you oddly, too? I have received many blank stares while shopping. The people are very nice, but completely Muggle.

Hope you are doing well, and I hope dearly to see you very soon. Give everyone hugs and good wishes!

Happy Christmas!

Love, Luna.

"Lorcan and Lysander?" asked Ron, sitting down to supper the next week.

"Yes, I dunno where she got those names from, but she seems to still be sane." Hermione laughed, stuffing Rose into her high-chair.

"Well, I'm glad we've got sensible names for our children."

"And what would those names be?" Hermione smirked.

In a matter-of-fact tone, Ron replied "Rose Ginevra and Hugo."

Blushing, Hermione placed a napkin in her lap. "I suppose you're right. We're far from going insane, aren't we?"

"Yes, dear, we are not."

Rose giggled and sneezed. With the sneeze, little sparkles and sugary clouds puffed from her tiny mouth, which she smiled at.

"Ron," said Hermione, gripping the table's edge. "did you see that?"

Ron, gaping at Rose, exclaimed "Rose just did her first magic! Ginny used to do this all the time, and I never knew what it was until our third year! Our Rosey's magic!" He lifted Rose from her spot at the table and onto his lap.

Hermione was near tears of exuberance, making faces of congratulations and pride to her baby girl. "Let's just hope she gets into Hogwarts,"

"At this rate, she'll be in Hogwarts by the time she's seven," cried Ron. "I have to owl mum and dad to tell them."

"This is amazing," Hermione snatched Rose from Ron's lap and held her close. "Oh, Rosey, Mummy's so proud! I love you, Rose."

Was that whip-ass? Eh? It was cute though, right? Haha

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