When Carson walked into the house, he saw all the actives setting up the chairs in the living room.

"Having a meeting?" He asked his big brother.

"Yup. You're just in time." Frankenstein said, putting down a bean bag chair in the living room.

"Guess studying at the house has its advantages." Carson laughed, taking a seat with some pledges on the couch.

The other pledges and actives all took their seats, and Dalmatian stood in front of all of them, looking somewhat serious.

"Everybody listen up." Dalmatian began, getting the attention of the brothers. Once they were all listening, he explained why they were there.

"This Friday is going to be a very special evening. The Kappa Tau's will be having a mixer."

"Who with?" Popsicle asked.

"Shakespeare can explain the rest. All I know is we are having a mixer on Friday." Dalmatian said, handing over control of the room to Shakespeare.

"Thank you Dalmatian." Shakespeare began. "This Friday night, we are having a mixer with the Zeta Beta Zeta's."

All the brothers were both shocked and excited. They couldn't believe the ZBZ's actually wanted to mix with them. They usually only mix with the Omega Chi's or the Lambda Sigs.

"I've talked with the ZBZ social chair, and we've come up with a pretty good theme. Boys, grab your costumes; we're having a Super Hero Party."

"I call Batman!" Popsicle shouted. All the other brothers joined in shouting out which super heroes they'd be going as.

"I'm taking Thor if nobody else does." Diesel said.

"What about you little bro?" Frankenstein asked Carson. "Going as your namesake?"

"Actually I was thinking of Superman. That way Maddie can go as Wonder Woman." Carson said.

"Couples costume; very cute. I thought you two were just friends though. Did something happen last night that you didn't tell me about?" Frankenstein laughed.

"Nothing happened. We're still just friends, well best friends." Carson smiled. He hoped Maddie would want to be his Wonder Woman; otherwise he would have to come up with another costume idea.

As soon as the meeting was over, he pulled out his phone, found a picture of Wonder Woman, and texted it to Maddie. She replied seconds later with a smiley face. He got his Wonder Woman after all. With that, he put his phone away and went back to his lounge chair in the backyard to read his book.

Dale is like the coolest person ever! Why wasn't I friends with him before? His jokes are so funny. Maxi Pad…so damn funny! At least he hates Max as much as I do. What makes him so irresistible to those dang Cartwright's?

Not Vesuvius! Oh you poor poor girl. What is wrong with those nerds? Destroying the house was one thing, but Vesuvius; why didn't they just tear us limb from limb. I think Pickle took it the worst out of all of us. Poor pledge loves his volcanoes. Vesuvius will live on; in our party filled Kappa Tau spirits.

May 12, 2008
A bouncy house party instead of formal…much better use of the Kappa Tau party fund. I just hope Spitter isn't too disappointed.

Now this is more like it; I'd rather hook up with Rebecca than actually date her any day. Back to being fun buddies…just like it should be. Best part is…I finally got to have sex in the ZBZ house. Can't believe it took this long. Next time though, I'm definitely going to at least put boxers on before I leave.

"That's a little weird." Carson said, slightly confused.

"What's weird?" Superman asked, joining Carson in the backyard.

"When my alumni brother dated my mother they never had sex in the ZBZ house. Now that he dated her little sis, after they broke up they hooked up all over the house." Carson explained.

"That is weird. So he had sex with your mom's little sis in the ZBZ house but not your mom?" Superman asked.

"That what I'm getting from it. Although I guess it's ok because my mom started dating my dad around the same time, which my alumni brother was not happy about at all."

"Why not?"

"Because Cappie was still in love with her. He didn't like that Max was taking her away from him." Carson said.

"Did that dude ever get over your mother?" Superman jokingly asked.

"That's what I'm trying to find out." Carson said.

"Well hey, the rest of the pledges are going to go to the lair to work on our pledge project. Want to come?" Superman asked.

"Maybe later. I want to get some more reading done first."

"Alright dude, I'll see you later." Superman said as he walked back into the house, leaving Carson to his book.

May 15, 2008
Spitter, I'm slightly scared now. What in the world is going on and why do I have to meet you at Dobler's at 4? Oh well, guess I'll find out at 4.

Speed dating. Really Spitter…you're kidding right? You are a sad little man. You know you can get any of those girls at one of our KT parties. Eh, time to have some fun with this.

Ok, so speed dating isn't my thing. It was still fun. What wasn't fun was seeing Casey with that douche. When is she going to see that he isn't right for her? The man that is right for her is standing right here; I just wish she knew.

Thank god we still have the bouncy house. All those times sitting on the roof I knew I was going to fall eventually. Just wish I didn't do it in front of Spitter or Calvin; kind of embarrassing. But hey, at least I saved the beer.

May 17, 2008
I can't believe I just got called a serial monogamist. First the fact that Beav even knows that term scares me, and second the fact that everyone calls me that is pissing me off. I need a threesome…and fast.

May 19, 2008
Ok, so finding this threesome is going to be harder than I thought. Every girl I ask keeps slapping me in the face. I need a fool proof threesome…Lisa Lawson, just the girl I'm looking for. Now to find a second hot girl.

May 20, 2008
What the hell happened last night? My girls ended up with Jeremy? I ended up in bed with Wade and Beav? I asked about round 2 thinking they were hot chicks, but after I saw them, I really hope we didn't even have round one.

May 21, 2008
I told you pledges, you'd regret locking us out of the house. Payback's a bitch ain't it! God I love Hell Week. It's so much fun to mess with the pledges.

Spitter! What the hell! Why did you eat the fish? I know you're my little bro but even I can't help you. And now that you've failed judgment day, you really need to figure out how to prove that you're a true Kappa Tau. Good luck little buddy.

Why the hell does she always come to me with her problems? She asks me questions she already knows the answer to. She wants to know if I think she should take an internship over Max. Did she really have to ask? Of course take the internship. Dump Max and come back to the man who truly loves you.

Go to hell Bing. Nobody hits my little bro and gets away with it, well except for me. You and your Omega Chi douchebags can go screw yourselves, but not until we beat your asses.

"Uh oh. This must've been the World War 3 Beav wrote about." Carson said to himself as he read, remembering back to the stuff he read with his pledge brothers in the lair.

Spitter would be the one to insight a brawl. I guess he's a true Kappa Tau after all. And his sister actually took my advice. Today has turned into a very good day. I wonder if next year will be just as good.

"Oh my god! My mother listened to this dude. What the hell was she thinking? She had a sure thing with dad right from the start." Carson argued, throwing the book into the yard.

"Something wrong little buddy?" Frankenstein asked, joining Carson in the backyard.

"Other than the fact that my mother's an idiot." Carson was very annoyed by what he just read.

"What did she do?"

"She gave up on my father. He was a sure thing and she gave up on him."

Frankenstein immediately thought he knew about Cappie, but he asked anyway, just in case.

"What happened?"

"My mom was dating my dad and she decided to take an internship in Washington instead of being with him. Nuts right?" Carson asked.

Frankenstein soon realized he was talking about Max. "That does sound a little odd. Normally I'd tell you to keep reading to find out what happened, but I was thinking we could do some brotherly bonding."

"Brotherly bonding?" Carson asked.

"Yes, Titan. How about you and me go get our costumes for Friday's mixer?"

"Sounds like a plan. Let me just put the book away."

"Just throw it in my room for now. You can grab it when we get back." Frankenstein said.

And with that, Carson left the backyard to put his Cappie history book in Frankenstein's room. Once the book was safely away, he ran down the stairs after his big brother, jumping in his monster truck to go to the costume shop.