Alright, I'm here, back with dominating this site (Or not). Alright, I'm starting to feel a little better, emotionally at least. The medication I'm taking is designed to attack and ever so slowly kill your liver, and I'm getting most of the side effects, and it hurts to do anything. Like this, I'm laying in my bed, typing, and my back and wrists hurt. Well, I NEED you all to motivate Datguy N Disguy to post a new chapter on his AAO story, Aftermath. If you are reading this, PLEASE update. Album used to type this chapter: Bone Thugz n Harmony, The Greatist hits, 2 Disk package. Yes, I will state the album I type to...
"That is very strange, Kate. I hope it doesn't happen either because I think of Humphrey very good, and I would hate to see you heart broken" Eve said, sencerly.
"We can hope" Kate said as they pulled into the parking lot of a dillards.
WITH HUMPHREY
They continued to hangout at the pond for a couple hours, until it was starting to get dark. They all got out of the water, shook and air dried the best they could, before getting in Humphrey's car. They all fastened themselves in, and drove out of the park into the city. Humphrey rolled down the windows and began blasting 'The Future Is Now' by GRiZ. They were doing fifteen in the sunset in the city, all while Humphrey was hitting switches on the dash to make the suspention rise and lower, also doing stunts. Humphrey was doing three wheelers, hopping the front end of the car, and dragging the rear skid plates on the ground, creating sparks. They were all hooting and hollering, obviusly having fun.
"Hey! Let's go to that Mcdonalds!" Salty yelled over the music, and Humphrey made the sharp turn, poping the sustention to make it ride on the right two wheels. Mooch, Salty, and Shakey all screamed because they thought they were going to flip, put Humphrey landed it softly in a parking spot. He turned off the car. He was laughing his ass off.
"You should of seen the look on your faces!" Humphrey yelled out, still laughing.
"Fuck you" Mooch said, following Humphrey like everyone else into the empty McDoanalds. They all order food, and odcorse, Humphrey paid. They all grabbed a booth.
"What time is it?" Humphrey asked, taking a fry from his large sized fry.
"Nine" Salty answered. Shakey was acting crazy, because that is what you do for your first time drinking two bottles of Vodka.
"I feel soo sorry for you, Shakey. Your gonna have such a big hangover" Humphrey chuckled.
"Why didn't y-you have some" Shakey said.
"I'm not twenty-one and I am driving" Humphrey answered. Humphrey's phone rang, the ringtone was the chorus to 'Wearing Thin' by Ready the Messanger. He saw caller ID and saw it was Kate. "Hey, pup, what's up? Shakey, Salty Mooch and me are all just sittin' at McDonalds eating. How did you manage to run out of gas, ten miles from your house? Yes, I'll come pick you and your mom up and the car. It doesn't have this huge V-8 in it for no reason. Alright, see you soon" Humphrey said. "Alright, we gotta get going. Were picking up Kate and her mom, and you all are going home" Humphrey said, getting up, along with everyone else. They all walked out, and headed to the car, everyone now getting in the back seat. It was now very dark outside, besides the bright lights around the city. Humphrey truned on the car, and the stereo instantly started playing 'Beautiful' by Eminem. Humphrey stated driving off, and turned down the radio. "So, anything new I haven't heard about happen to any of you?" Humphrey asked.
"I proposed to Janice, and she's pregnant with three of our pups" Shakey said, still drunk. Humphrey looked in the rear view mirrior to Mooch.
"Yeah, he actually did. She thinks she's fat, even though she's only a week. But, I finally asked out Stacey" Mooch said.
"And things are going good with me and Reba" Salty said.
Well, congrats on all of you. Kate and I are gonna try to make a pup or two tonight" Humphrey said casually. Salty made a sarcastic howl. Humphrey smiled. "What? You jealous that I'm having a pup with my beautiful mate" Humphrey asked, also sarcastically.
"No, I'm jealous on how you get to do it" He said.
"Artifical injection?" Humphrey asked, sounding serious. Salty went wide-eyed. "Naw, I'm shitting you. We are mating" Humphrey chuckled. He spotted a red Scion on the side of the road with the flashers on. He pulled in front of it, and got out to see Kate getting out of the Scion.
"Hey, pup" Kate said as she walked up and kissed Humphrey. Eve came out.
"How much gas do you have in your tank?" Eve asked potitely.
"Three quarters of a tank. How about I siphon some from my tank to yours?" Humphrey asked. Eve nodded. Humphrey opened his trunk, and grabbed a garden hose. Hu put it through the fuel door, and ran it to the Scion. He suckd it until he tasted gasoline, then quickly put it in Eve's tank. He put it in there for fifteen seconds, then pulled it out. "There you go, a quarter tank of extra premium" Humphrey said, taking the hose from his tank and placing it back into the trunk.
"May I ask why you have a garden hose in your trunk?" Eve asked.
"This was my parent's car, and they were cheap" was all that Humphrey said.
"Mom, I think I'm going back to our place" Kate said, putting her arm around Humphrey's shoulder.
"Okay, have fun" Eve said with a wink, and giggle. Kate let out an annoyed sigh, and followed Humphrey to the passanger side, got in, before Humphrey closing the door and getting in his side. The stereo was playing 'Notorius Thugz'. Humphrey drove off, squealing the tires.
"After I drop them off, we get the night all to ourselves" Humphery said, reaching over and putting his arm around her waist, massaging her hip. Salty cleared his throat. "Yes, I know you three are still back there" Humphrey said. Humphrey pulled off the freeway, and drove for a couple miutes, before droping them all off at their shared apartment.
"Tonight is gonna be the best night in our lives" Kate said, seductivly.
