War 26 J

War 26 J.P.O.V Don't own a thing!

Not good! Not good! Not good! This was really REALLY not good!

"Jasper? You still there?"

I snapped out of my thoughts at the sound of Rose's voice.

"Yeah, I'm here. Sorry, zoned out for a moment."

"Ok, well, make sure you guys are ready by eight, looking nice. I don't want a repeat of last year's trip to New York. Emmett is not allowed to where a toga to dinner. I don't care what he says; you guys are going to look decent."

"Yeah Rose, I'll deliver the message."

"Thanks. So, can I talk to my husband?"

I looked over at Emmett who had just taken his pants off and was acting like Tom Cruise in Risky Business.

"Um, no, sorry Rose. H just left to go swim with Edward at the indoor pool. Oh, and look, he forgot his cell. So did Edward."

That was biggest lie ever because Edward didn't go anywhere without his phone when he was more then twenty feet from Bella, but this wasn't Alice, so I had no problems with the lie.

"Well, ok, but go check on him. I don't want any plastic girls trying to touch his muscles. I mean, I know threatening to burn their hair was harsh, but I'm the only allowed to kiss his biceps."

Emmett was now dancing and dangerously close to one expensive looking glass vase.

"Hmm, yeah, whatever Rose, got to go! Bye!"

She tried to get me back on, but I quickly got snapped the phone shut.

I only had two hours to get Edward and Emmett sober.

B.P.O.V

"Was that Emmett?" I asked after Rose closed the cell phone. She had been screaming at someone to come back, and that sounded a lot like the time Emmett "accidently" used her Channel silk shirt for a fire missile.

"No, it was Jasper."

"Is Edward there?"

She shook her head, "No. They went to the pool."

I immediately thought of Edward without a shirt, flushing scarlet.

Apparently Rose knew what dirty thoughts were running through my mind about her brother, because she mocked gagging.

"Yeah yeah. At least I don't ALWAYS think about my guy like that."

She smiled, "Hey! He has it, I want it, and I'm not shy about that."

Ok, really did not want to hear anything remotely close to that.

"So, what was it all about?"

"Oh well, I told Jasper to go check on Emmett," right then Alice came in, and her ears perked at the name of her beloved, "You see, those boys of ours are quite popular at pools. Ladies just can't keep their hands to themselves."

We all stayed silent, seething at the idea of swarms of women crowding the guys.

"I say we threaten to burn their hair. It works," Rose growled, and I shot my brows up in shock.

I was thinking about something like that, just not so dramatic…or creepy.

"No, we need to get ready!" Alice cried, "We are meeting up with the guys in less then two hours!"

Rose sheepishly (or what was sheepishly for her) nodded and left the room.

"Where is she headed off to?" I asked, worried she was planning to act on her burning idea.

"Oh, she went to go pick up our outfits."

Outfits? More?

"And those would be?"

Alice laughed, "You'll see," and she skipped to go take a shower.

Leaving me hanging.