Kaishin Drabble 28
Prompts: Shinichi Lupin 4, Everyone thinks Kaito is 40, Shinichi is a Screamer, Off Screen Sex
Lupin the III always considered himself a very accepting man. He had to be in his particular profession. He believed in ghosts. He had broken into the most secure locations on the planet. So he was pretty calm at the realization that his son was gay.
"Ah! Harder!"
His eye twitched. Well, mostly.
Fujiko and Jigen glared at him from the couch while Goemon sat indifferently on the floor. "So, we're just going to pretend this isn't happening?" Jigen asked.
Lupin shrugged. "He's 17. This was bound to happen eventually."
"Shinichi having sex with a strange man was going to happen eventually!?"
"He's a teenager! He's needs sexual exploration sometime! Do you really think he'd be comfortable enough to stay at college for a year and experiment there? We can barely get him out of his room excluding heists."
"That does bring up an interesting question," Fujiko said, pointedly ignoring the repeated thudding and moans above them. "Where did he even find a lover to begin with?"
Lupin thought about it. The only time Shinichi had been out of the safe house to his knowledge was…when he…
"Oh, KID! There!"
He and Jigen exchanged a horrified glance. No way. He had to have misheard. There was no way Shinichi had hooked up with Kaitou KID of all people. He was at least 40 years old for Christ's sake—
"Oh yes! Oh yes, yes, there! K-KID!"
They bolted up the stairs. That…that pedophile was with his son!? He'd kill him. "Shinichi!" Lupin tried to bust through his son's door, but the lock easily stopped him. Jigen shoved him away and shot two rounds into the doorknob. He kicked open the door and—
The floor rose up from under them and Lupin found himself trapped in a net with Jigen. The bed was empty but was hooked up to a small machine that kept banging it into the wall. A small speaker was nestled in the middle of a mound of pillows and it was the one making all the…erotic noise.
Taped to the wall close to their heads was a note. "Dear Lupin-san and company, I have stolen the lovely maiden, Shinichi. In light of certain events, if you wish for him to return to you, you must find our location with the clues I have left for you. The one and only, Kaitou KID," Lupin read out loud, his anger growing with every word. Wait, was that a small postscript…? "PS, as I have implied with this distraction, Shinichi's virginity will not remain intact—KID!"
~KD~
Kaito snickered as he watched Lupin's enraged struggling from the screen of his Ipad. "Dumbass…" he muttered as he closed out of the surveillance app. It wouldn't be good for Shinichi to see him laughing at his dads when he returned from the train's bathroom.
He sighed and leaned back in his seat. This trip to the hot springs was possibly his best idea yet.
