To Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: Call me crazy, but I suddenly have the urge to read that certain story so I can see the unfortunate events with the Touhou characters... what is it called?
"How do they keep destroying my best fighters?" Bowser wondered, pacing himself around. "Every time I send in a new one, they just keep falling." "One question." Jr said. "Yes?" "HOW are they coming back alive in the first place?" "Because Kamek and Ganondorf are reviving them and sending them to different galaxies to kill them." "Oh, cool...wait...GANONDORF?! DIDN'T HE BETRAY YOU IN SUBSPACE?!" Jr yelled. "Yes...all because he wanted to destroy Master Hand just to have ultimate power all to himself." Bowser muttered. "I'm keeping an eye on him, and so is Kamek." "Another question, how in the heck did you revive part of Organization XIII?" "I didn't, I called them in just to destroy them and then when Young Xehanort kidnapped that Xion girl, I knew of the best place...Battlerock Galaxy...and yet, they STILL weren't good enough!"
"Lord Bowser! We have revived someone!" Kamek said. "Ooo, let me see!" Bowser smiled and looked. "Didn't that Toonish Link fella destroy both of those guys?" Bowser asked. "Technically, one is a boy and one is a girl." Ganondorf corrected. "Oh."
"So where shall we send them?" Ganondorf asked as Kamek pulled out his telescope to check out the Faceship. "Well according to that screen...Upside Dizzy Galaxy and Fleet Glide Galaxy." "Send 'em to Fleet Glide. I want to see THESE TWO kill one of them." Bowser smirked. "Alright then." Ganon said, summoning a portal and taking the two to Fleet Glide Galaxy.
"I'll take Upside Dizzy Galaxy." Luigi said as he walked in the Launch Star and flew off. "Been a while since I've been to a Galaxy." Pit said and flew off to Fleet Glide Galaxy.
Tenshi walked over to Roxas and smiled. "Forget Alice, let's go back to the bedroom." "Forget it." Roxas said coldly, picking up Alice and taking her in the Warp pipe, Shanghai and Eirin following him. "Wow...I haven't seen Roxas THIS mad." Sora said. "Do you think he has feelings for Alice and not Tenshi? Sonic wondered. "Maybe..." Sora said. "You guys..." Xion sighed. "He has feelings for NAMINE, NOT Alice!"
Luigi landed on the warp pipe and then jumped out, landing on his head. "OW! Why did I pop out of the ceiling?" He asked, rubbing his head and getting up. "Well it IS called Upside Dizzy galaxy..." Mario said as Yoshi nodded in agreement. "NOT funny." Luigi muttered. "I never intended it to be funny." Mario said.
Pit landed on a platform and looked down to see lava below. "Palutena? You got it ready?" "All set!" "Alright, let's do this!" "HOLD UP!" A Flibberjay said, looking at Pit. "You gotta fly with Fluzzard!" "Not right now." Pit said, getting on the rails and turning around. "You're going to do it Subspace Emissary style?" Palutena asked. "Yep." Pit said as he fell off the rail. "Well...he's dead." Flibberjay said, but Pit flew up in the air and flew through the course. "Spoke too soon!"
Luigi walked forward and then landed on his head. "OW! What is this, 'Land on my head day'?" "We can make that a day! We just need to make a calendar!" Toon Link teased. "Nice one!" Sonic said, as he fist bumped Toon Link.
"I'll come fist bump you when I'm done here." Pit said. "Alright then." Toon Link said. "I'm picking up a strong enemy in the galaxy." FLUDD said. "Oh come on! In this Galaxy of ALL galaxies?" Pit asked.
Pit looked around and saw two Manta rays floating...or flying over to him. "Subjects confirmed to be the Gyorg pair." "I faced those things before...and it wasn't easy." Toon Link said. "Oh great, we got bosses from Minish Cap, what's next...Skyword Sword?" He wondered. "I'm calling Ocarina of Time or Twilight Princess." Palutena said.
Pit flew above the Red Gyorg and aimed his Palutena Bow. "The weakspot is the eyes." Toon Link said. "I know, I played Minish Cap." Pit said, as the Red Gyorg opened her eyes. "Got ya!" He exclaimed and fired arrows at her.
The Blue Gyorg tried to ram Pit from behind, but Pit dodged and landed on him. "Thanks for the ride!" He said as he shot one of his eyes, then aiming at the Red Gyorg and fired arrows at her eyes. "You said this WASN'T easy?" Pit asked. "Considering I had to JUMP a lot, yes!" "Well, Pit has wings, so this is easy for him." Palutena said. "But since he only has five MINUTES for flying...THAT could be a problem." "I'll finish these guys quickly." Pit said.
Red Gyorg tried to ram into him, but Pit flew up as the two mantas crashed into each other. "Got ya now." He smirked, switching his Palutena Bow to the Earthmaul Club. "And here is where it ENDS!" Pit charged up the club and then used full force on the two, as they were sent to a Black Hole. "In your FACE, manta rays!" "...If only I had a club back then..." Toon Link said as Pit grabbed the star and flew off back to the faceship.
Luigi saw the Star above him, as he was bruised on the head. "Okay, time to grab the star!" He smiled as he jumped to the star. But suddenly the gravity changed as Luigi fell to an electric fence. "YOOOOOOW!" "Oh, and those were his favorite shoes." Mario said. "Well, time to hit Toad Mart when we get back to the Mushroom Kingdom." Yoshi said.
The gravity changed again as Luigi took the star and flew off. "I HATE that galaxy!" He muttered.
Alice woke up on the bed, sitting up. "Where am I?" She asked. "Hey relax... you're okay now. Eirin fixed you up after Tenshi destroyed you." Roxas said. "You...stayed here the whole time?" "I was worried." Shanghai gently nudged his arm. "Okay, WE were worried." Roxas corrected, as Shanghai smiled. "Roxas...do you have feelings for me?" Alice asked. "No I don't." Roxas said, blushing, but Shanghai secretly gave Alice a thumbs up, meaning that he DOES have feelings for her. "Oh Roxas, you are so cute." Alice said, and then pulled him in the bed. "WHOA!"
Polari looked at Marisa. "We have another Grand Star." "Is it at Boom Bunker?" Pit asked, as everyone looked at him. "What? I played Super Mario Galaxy 2!" "Well no...it's at this place." Polari said, pointing. "Okay, so I was WAY off." Pit muttered.
Bowser roared in anger. "ANOTHER ONE DEAD?! THIS TOTALLY SUCKS!" Bowser yelled. "Don't worry, I'll destroy Marisa with my Boomsday Machine." Jr said. "No, not the Boomsday Machine." Bowser said. "Huh?" "Remember that robot you were on in Delfino?" "Oh my god, you rebuilt it?" "Yep, and Kamek turned THAT island into a Galaxy now."
What am I foreshadowing now? Oh, you'll find out!
