Omg! So sorry it took this long! See, my teachers lure me into a false sense of security by giving me one day where I have next to no homework and then the next day they all pile on projects at the same time! Argh! T_T But anyway, my English project is done and that was the one that was taking up the most time. I feel like I should post two chapters to make up for the super long wait but…I don't have any more written right now unfortunately… So here's the 20th Dear Bocchan letter!
Dear Bocchan,
My favorite disguise is a mask. It's the simplest disguise to find and yet still 100% effective! The genius who invented masks should be given hundreds and hundreds of Euros – I mean pounds. That guy and the guy who made medicine for athlete's foot.
You know what else is kinda like a mask? A blindfold! Perhaps you should wear that one. Then you'd be disguised as a blind person and if I had sex with you while you were wearing it I could tell you it was not me and you would be so confused! Blindfolds are the second best covering ever invented. The first best is shoes, though I prefer uncovered feet to covered ones.
The worst covering ever is a condom. They just sit there and make sex less fun. Lucky for me though, I'll never ever have to wear one. After all, you're a boy so you can't get pregnant and I'm a demon so I can't pass on human diseases like STDs. So all of my sex will be had with you and without covering. Except for a blindfold. And a mask. And maybe shoes.
Your uncovered servant,
Sebastian
