Ah, you're still here. Good . . .

Kyma: Well . . . from that I glean that you like my story. Thanks!

Imbefaniel: Well, here it is.

Celtic Dawn Star: I have continued. I have also read your stories.

Bulma Greenleaf: I'm glad you're looking forward to it. Enjoy!

Viraten: Yes, that would work as an ending, wouldn't it?

Elenea: Ah, I see, they are used to make BFPs (Blasphemous Fake Pancakes TM). How horrible. Have fun in Finland/I hope you had fun in Finland (Delete where not applicable).

Amariel: No, I thought she was younger until someone said otherwise, which was before you said how old you were, so . . . oh, I don't know. Yes, you are insane. And you don't know what I look like, so how can he have looked just like me? Yes, I'm from England. I suppose my accent might be considered 'cool' by foreigners, but I'm not going to start saying 'Chocks away!' or other such clichés. And I'm glad you like my stories.

Inweofnargothrond: I actually have a few episodes planned which may introduce other sorts of pancakes. Wait and see.

Elanhin: Glad you like it. And I like the cloak.

Firestar: Yes, he is. Nasty, I know, but hey, the reviewers want it.

Hex Of The Unseelie: Well, I hope I don't disappoint you.

Amariel . . . again: Well, I've never seen Treasure Planet, and it actually sounds like a typical Disney moneymaking scheme, but each to his (or her) own. No, I still live in Englad. I don't even want to visit the US, at least while Lord Bush is in charge. (Sorry if this offends you, but . . . well) And I have no objections to you reviewing twice or even three times. It stops me being bored out of my mind, at least.

Elfchiki: Sooner or later, I'll write about everyone. And unfortunately long chapters are hard, as there's not really much to say about people getting splatted. Sorry.

Amar . . . i . . . el . . . wait, didn't I . . .?: It's nice to have a reviewer who reviews this much. Don't worry, all reviews come up, unless Ff.net has a glitch. The idea for Pancakes came when I was at Scouts, and we were making pancakes (rather obviously). I just thought it would be nice to throw them at people, and then this turned up. And developed a life of its own. Um . . . I hate to disappoint you, but 'Huinesoron's Fangirl' was actually a joke from Caroline/Hirilnara, who turned up as a co-worker in LPT 15. Sorry.

Baby Anne: Yup, all these people, and so little time. And Beorn featured in The Hobbit. He helped Bilbo and the dwarves on their way, eventually leading to them annoying Thanduril and getting imprisoned.

Roseblade22: Well done, you have a memory. I've just about got the ages of you two sorted now. And I'm sure you think she's annoying, but I like reviews, so no review can annoy me. Ah, obsession. It is good to be obsessed, sometimes. And . . . who is it you want me to splat again?

Pineapple Princess: Oh, now that is a good image. But don't worry, it'll be a long time before I finish.

Elrothiel: Of course I remember you! How could I forget? Manwe and Denethor are already on my list, but I believe I may have forgotten Isildur. Thanks!

Bilbo-san: Your memory serves you well. And I would like to point out (just to incite more arguments) that some trees can talk, at least to Ents. They're funny like that.

Chocolat Elf: Oh, the SBs! How could I have forgotten? It looks like I will habe to return to the Shire after visiting Rohan and Gondor. And then clearing up all the leftovers, and on into the past . . .

Baby Anne: Okay, you're not crazy. Now, I would run that poll, but it might break the Ff.net rules, and then they'd take this down . . . which would be bad. Congratulations on registering, we will watch your career with great interest.

Merrylyn: Yes, to much evil is bad for you . . . as is too little. I'm glad you like it still!

Kinkyfrodo: Help!

Elfchiki: Thanks for another review. High on apple juice? Oh, my. Ah, yes. I've always pronounced 'Huinesoron' as 'Hween - [Long 'a' as in 'd*ay*'] - sore - on', but it's elvish, invented by me, so I'm not sure of this. Hope that helps.

Malfoyelf: Frame my stories and eat pancakes? Oh my . . .

So, here it is at last . . .

Lost Pancake Tales Nineteen: The One You've All Been Waiting For: Thanduril

King Thanduril was walking through the forest surrounding his hall in Northern Mirkwood - a name that had stuck despite his preference for 'Greenwood'. If only his son hadn't been so quick to adopt the term, the old name might have been kept, but no, Legolas had to be clever.

Hearing a sound, Thanduril span around to see a figure in a black cloak. He relaxed when he saw by the stance that this was an elf, and merely said, "What are you doing in my realm, stranger?"

"Just passing through," replied the figure, in a voice that seemed familiar. The king thought for a moment, and then it came to him. "Legolas? My son, what are you doing back so soon?"

The figure sighed. "Ada, I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this."

"Do what?" asked Thanduril, confused.

"This," replied Legolas, and whipped an arm round.

SPLAT!

A strange smell drifted through the wood, a product of the drug added to that special pancake. Amnesia followed.

As Legolas - had it been Legolas? It all seemed so vague - moved away, Thanduril heard him muttering. Although a human would not have been able to make out the words, the Elf Lord had no trouble.

"Stupid old fool. Why couldn't he have stayed out of my way?"

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Ta da! And now, because I finally got round to updating, could you *please* review? Pleeeeease?

hS

Ps. YAY! I just noticed . . . I finally broke 500 reviews! Thanks to everyone who helped me do this.

Pps. Does anyone know where the word 'Ada' actually popped up? I know it was in the film dialogue, but I've never found it in any of the books.