Super Schnee
"What's that? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No… it's Super Schnee!"
Weiss Schnee, better known to the world at large as Super Schnee the Heiress of Awesomeness and Woman of Wonderfulness, zoomed through the skies above Vale. She had just foiled her tenth robbery of the day as well as saved her fifth kitten of the day. Now, all she had to do was head home to her cookies and – wait! What was that?
Yes, it was a beautiful, awesome, super cool, and just plain incredible woman in trouble. She shot through the sky as the beautiful, awesome, super cool, and just plain incredible woman somehow managed to fall out of an apartment window.
Gasp!
The lovely woman was headed for certain doom since she'd fallen from a tenth-floor window. Within moments, she would be little more than icky goo on the pavement. But a few moments were more than enough for Super Schnee!
In a blaze of impossibly fast movement, Super Schnee caught the falling woman and immediately found herself caught in the captivating spell of her peerlessly beautiful silver eyes.
"Hi," Weiss said. "Having trouble staying inside your apartment?"
The other woman's dark hair fluttered in the breeze, only accentuating how totally awesome she was and how much Weiss already liked her. "Uh… yeah. I'm… I'm Ruby."
"Well, I'm Weiss." Weiss carried Ruby back up to her apartment. "Now, I'm afraid that I'm going to have to bill you for rescuing you."
Ruby blushed prettily. "And how much would a rescue cost?"
Weiss grinned. "A kiss…"
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"Ruby, have you been drawing this entire time instead of doing that homework we got in history class?" Weiss stomped over to Ruby's desk. "Well?"
Ruby made a frantic attempt to cover her notebook. "Uh… no. I've totally been working hard and everything. Yeah, that's it." Ruby's nervous laughter was like waving a red flag in front of a bull with rabies and an anger management problem.
"Somehow, I doubt that." Weiss yanked Ruby's notebook off her desk and flipped through it. "What the? What are these drawing supposed to be? They look kind of like stick figures."
"Uh… just… stuff… you know… stuff." Ruby snatched her notebook back. "I promise I'll do the homework, okay!"
"Fine, fine." Weiss's gaze softened. "It has been a long day. Why don't we head out and grab something to eat first. Besides, that homework shouldn't take too long to do."
Ruby breathed a sigh of relief. "You're the best, Weiss."
"Heh." Yang snickered at Ruby. "It's a good thing you can't draw, little sister."
"Oh, shut up." Ruby stared at her drawings. They weren't that bad were they? She definitely had no trouble making out the Super Schnee and Ruby on the second page. "And it's not like you're any better. I've read those stories you write about Blake."
The aforementioned Faunus's ears perked up. "Oh? What stories, Yang?"
The blonde laughed nervously. "Oh, nothing."
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Author's Notes
As always, I do not own RWBY. I'm not making any money off of this either.
Super Schnee returns! But seriously, Ruby drawing bad White Rose fan art and Yang writing bad Bumblebee fan fiction, could you ask for anything better?
As always, I appreciate feedback. Reviews and comments are welcome.
