Epilogue

Everyone reluctantly goes to a meeting, after each being reviewed on what happened during their vacation. Ike is particularly upset about it because he was in the middle of a good fight with Pit, who has gained some new skills. He claims to have learned a few moves in wrestling Link and Snake during the vacation.

Surprisingly, everyone sits in their teams.

"So, let me get this straight- Ganondorf caused a bunch of damages that I have to pay for, R.O.B was almost destroyed for good, and Red is still upset that some walking bean ate the last muffin." Master Hand states what he heard.

"In the summer, you'll never be too hot while lying in bed, thanks to Ganondorf." Lucas happily states. Ganondorf laughs. Ness has noticed his timid, blond buddy is rather happy since the vacation.

Master Hand is not amused. "Great…" His sarcasm rings through the room. Then he gets back to business: "Not only do we have to pay Lucario's medical bill, but Mewtwo might attack at any time."

Toon Link chimes in. "The dude is determined to have his revenge." Kirby happily smiles. Yoshi eats Mario's apple while Mario isn't looking.

"Team 4 is still experiencing behavioral issues." Master Hand points out. "Mario, next time, separate them. Only Pit and Bowser seem to be sane now." Mario is too busy looking for and contemplating about his missing apple to notice Master Hand is talking to him.

Master Hand continues. "Speaking of that team, Link and Zelda have been inseparable since you all got back." Link and Zelda temporarily stop kissing. "And Olimar has something about keeping Pikachu in his sight at all times." Olimar makes sure Pikachu is still sitting beside him, traumatized his little buddy might disappear again. Forget the pikmin- they can be replaced anyway.

Master Hand goes to the biggest problem, which he knows will give him a migraine each time he thinks about it. "And worst for last- Wolf set Mr. Game &Watch on fire and attempted to murder Meta Knight!"

"Who doesn't want to murder Meta Knight?"

Everyone looks at King Dedede. Dedede shrugs. "What? He's annoying."

Dedede, when I take over Dreamland, you will rue this day and every day before and after in your miserable life. Meta Knight refrains from saying any of his thoughts aloud.

Samus smirks. "Dedede, you are talking about the greatest warrior in the galaxy. I wouldn't make him mad if I was you."

Dedede laughs. "YA right. Not like he earned that title."

Meta Knight and Samus know differently.

Master Hand doesn't understand Samus, but then again, nobody does. Just before they left, Samus and Meta Knight had a pretty good battle. They left each other pretty bruised up. Now, Samus is defending the knight.

Master Hand shakes it off. "Anything else I need to know?"

Jigglypuff, knowing Master Hand can understand all of them and most others in this room can't understand her, confesses everything. I saw the cutest guy I've ever seen! He looks just like Kirby, only he must be older. He is like the perfect cross between Kirby and Meta Knight! Peach and I first saw him attacking a tree, and I loved every minute of it! Can you give me his phone number or something?

Master Hand, Pikachu, and Lucario are confused and disgusted at the same time. Pikachu wonders if he heard that right, Lucario wonders why everyone is so attracted to Meta Knight all the sudden, and Master Hand wonders if Jigglypuff hit her head. "OK, anyone else?" Master Hand is eager to change the subject.

"What did she say?" Peach is really nosy.

"Best you don't know." Lucario answers.

"Not like Jigglypuff will care if whatever she said is spilled." Wolf interjects brashly. Jigglypuff just has to slap him.

Everyone gets in a big argument. Master Hand has just given up trying to break up fights with these people. Olimar, however, has had worse arguments with his wife. He decides to break it up. Purple pikmin make the loudest noise when hit hard on walls, so Olimar plucks a purple pikmin from the garden (he went all the way outside to Peach's garden just for a pikmin), comes back in, and whacks the wall with the pikmin. That grabs everyone's attention.

"Everyone, we just got back from vacation. What happened to the relaxation?"

Peach asks, "You actually got to relax?"

Olimar continues. "Let's all just go to the cafeteria, have something to eat, and go back to normal life."

Everyone agrees and heads out.

"Olimar, I wasn't done." Master Hand crosses his thumb and pinkie as if they were arms. Olimar shrugs with a smile.

Rosalina, Palutena, Villager, and Mega Man have a peaceful lunch together. Everyone else comes in. Villager sighs, annoyed.

About five minutes after everyone gets in, they all have some food.

Fox talks to Falco. "You did not just say that."

"Yep. What are you going to do about it, Furry?"

Fox stands up. To his and Falco's surprise, a muffin hits Fox's head. They look at the other side of the room. Wolf is standing. He has a spoonful of mashed potatoes.

You can guess what happened next…